Dr Acula
@trevorcavanagh.bsky.social
Nothing, *nothing* gives me more pleasure than cracking an egg.
I'll make you some omelettes. I'll flip you out.
I'll make you some omelettes. I'll flip you out.
relatable. some of us just have super hot models for friends and then other people go "pretending" to hang with super hot models and now nobody can tell the difference of who actually is the better liar about the super hot models they definitely know and hang out with
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
relatable. some of us just have super hot models for friends and then other people go "pretending" to hang with super hot models and now nobody can tell the difference of who actually is the better liar about the super hot models they definitely know and hang out with
tim hortons trying to say that pepperoni fucking pizza is a christmas themed treat
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
tim hortons trying to say that pepperoni fucking pizza is a christmas themed treat
those people would have no idea what a man's suit was. no way they'd be all happy
fake
fake
December 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
those people would have no idea what a man's suit was. no way they'd be all happy
fake
fake
had these for canadian thanksgiving, and i like them a lot, but i also love stuffing
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
had these for canadian thanksgiving, and i like them a lot, but i also love stuffing
this year i decided to try some of the "holiday edition" chips that came out... these are actually not too bad, but i had no idea that Jerk Chicken was a holiday staple. regardless i give it a sober B and a stoned A.
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
this year i decided to try some of the "holiday edition" chips that came out... these are actually not too bad, but i had no idea that Jerk Chicken was a holiday staple. regardless i give it a sober B and a stoned A.
TFW you've failed the California Bar exam
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
TFW you've failed the California Bar exam
Get Out The Vote discourse on bluesky dot com
November 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Get Out The Vote discourse on bluesky dot com
did not know Paris was a big pumpkin town
October 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
did not know Paris was a big pumpkin town
not proud of myself rn
October 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
not proud of myself rn
let's not be too hasty, this might work out
October 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
let's not be too hasty, this might work out
already got the nazis, just needs a backdrop
October 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
already got the nazis, just needs a backdrop
WEDNESDAY NIGHT, SEVERAL COFFEES LATER
October 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
WEDNESDAY NIGHT, SEVERAL COFFEES LATER
watched this last night. gave me lots of anxiety just imagining being around those sorts of personalities again in my life... but it's a rare telling of karma actually working out.
October 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
watched this last night. gave me lots of anxiety just imagining being around those sorts of personalities again in my life... but it's a rare telling of karma actually working out.
editor: did you get that cover photo of trump?
photographer: sure did boss, like a scrotum popping out the leg of a pair of shorts, just like you wanted
editor: what
photographer: sure did boss, like a scrotum popping out the leg of a pair of shorts, just like you wanted
editor: what
October 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
editor: did you get that cover photo of trump?
photographer: sure did boss, like a scrotum popping out the leg of a pair of shorts, just like you wanted
editor: what
photographer: sure did boss, like a scrotum popping out the leg of a pair of shorts, just like you wanted
editor: what
"who.. does.. number.. two.. work.. for?"
October 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"who.. does.. number.. two.. work.. for?"
it's like going back in time to chat with Lester Bangs
October 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
it's like going back in time to chat with Lester Bangs
strangely on brand for me
October 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
strangely on brand for me
unfortunate cropping going on
October 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
unfortunate cropping going on