Dr Acula
@trevorcavanagh.bsky.social
Nothing, *nothing* gives me more pleasure than cracking an egg.
I'll make you some omelettes. I'll flip you out.
I'll make you some omelettes. I'll flip you out.
I remember a poster trying to make it seem like Barron Trump was simmering with rage at how they cheated his father and that he was going to suddenly rise up and cleanse the earth with his dark powers
December 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I remember a poster trying to make it seem like Barron Trump was simmering with rage at how they cheated his father and that he was going to suddenly rise up and cleanse the earth with his dark powers
just preparing us for the deluge of hip young Barron fans turning to Christ
are we supposed to be placing bets on this or something
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
just preparing us for the deluge of hip young Barron fans turning to Christ
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dog's just happy the room isn't gonna blame him for the fart smell this time
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
dog's just happy the room isn't gonna blame him for the fart smell this time
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No male loneliness epidemic for Santa
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
No male loneliness epidemic for Santa
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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*reading kid rock’s resume* it says here you “watch lots of crotch”?
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
*reading kid rock’s resume* it says here you “watch lots of crotch”?
When I was twelve I was certain that a set of ninja throwing stars would sort me out
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
When I was twelve I was certain that a set of ninja throwing stars would sort me out
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The guys who rioted during covid lockdowns because they couldn't get a harcut or harass food servers are going to fold on day 2 of the civil war, if they manage to survive that long
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The guys who rioted during covid lockdowns because they couldn't get a harcut or harass food servers are going to fold on day 2 of the civil war, if they manage to survive that long
there he go, there he go!
going to post one of my favorite videos of all time here
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
there he go, there he go!
in porn, how much do you think you'd get paid to play the father/mother in one of those ubiquitous scenes where they are only there to be oblivious to their stepchildren having sex in the same room as them
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
in porn, how much do you think you'd get paid to play the father/mother in one of those ubiquitous scenes where they are only there to be oblivious to their stepchildren having sex in the same room as them
Dangle Maxxing
I'm going to invent a stronger form of hanging out. Prescription strength hanging out
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Dangle Maxxing
extrajudicial killings are a lot like Jesus healing someone when you really think about it
Quite the shift from "I think if you do something bad you should die" immediately to "as they say in the Bible..."
December 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
extrajudicial killings are a lot like Jesus healing someone when you really think about it
relatable. some of us just have super hot models for friends and then other people go "pretending" to hang with super hot models and now nobody can tell the difference of who actually is the better liar about the super hot models they definitely know and hang out with
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
relatable. some of us just have super hot models for friends and then other people go "pretending" to hang with super hot models and now nobody can tell the difference of who actually is the better liar about the super hot models they definitely know and hang out with
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Double-tap is very misleading here, it implies strikes in quick succession. They scratched their loathsome chins about it for 41 minutes, watching these two guys struggle to overturn their wrecked boat, before deciding nah, hit 'em again
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Double-tap is very misleading here, it implies strikes in quick succession. They scratched their loathsome chins about it for 41 minutes, watching these two guys struggle to overturn their wrecked boat, before deciding nah, hit 'em again
tim hortons trying to say that pepperoni fucking pizza is a christmas themed treat
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
tim hortons trying to say that pepperoni fucking pizza is a christmas themed treat
Insanely good. Three pages in there is one paragraph that I read over and over - then read it out loud because it felt like I needed to hear the words.
Many people need to hear the words.
Many people need to hear the words.
For today's gift book rec, I'm choosing one of the most devastating, beautiful, nuanced, gorgeous, tragic, incendiary, and, yes, hopeful books of the year: ONE DAY, EVERYONE WILL HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THIS, by OMAR EL AKKAD. Deservedly won the National Book Award. Summary in alt text. 7/?
![Red cover with the silhouette of a child with a missile falling from above with title ONE DAY, EVERYONE WILL ALWYS HAVE BEEN AGAINST THIS, author Omar El Akkad "Author of American War"
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • NATIONAL BOOK AWARD WINNER • A NEW YORK TIMES NOTABLE BOOK • PALESTINE BOOK AWARD WINNER • From award-winning novelist and journalist Omar El Akkad comes a powerful reckoning with what it means to live in a West that betrays its fundamental values.
"[A] bracing memoir and manifesto." —The New York Times
"I can’t think of a more important piece of writing to read right now. I found hope here, and help, to face what the world is now, all that it isn’t anymore. Please read this. I promise you won’t regret it." —Tommy Orange, bestselling author of Wandering Stars and There There
On October 25, 2023, after just three weeks of the bombardment of Gaza, Omar El Akkad put out a tweet: “One day, when it’s safe, when there’s no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it’s too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this.” This tweet has been viewed more than 10 million times.
As an immigrant who came to the West, El Akkad believed that it promised freedom. A place of justice for all. But in the past twenty years, reporting on the War on Terror, Ferguson, climate change, Black Lives Matter protests, and more, and watching the unmitigated slaughter in Gaza, El Akkad has come to the conclusion that much of what the West promises is a lie. That there will always be entire groups of human beings it has never intended to treat as fully human—not just Arabs or Muslims or immigrants, but whoever falls outside the boundaries of privilege. One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This is a chronicle of that painful realization, a moral grappling with what it means, as a citizen of the U.S., as a father, to carve out some sense of possibility in a time of carnage.
This is El Akkad’s nonfiction debut, his most raw and vul…](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jvhw6v6rt4motcndq4gh5qo7/bafkreieuaku7fvqyktelutykflyzanjmna6j3oiiqfkdxvgebund6pdz2e@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Insanely good. Three pages in there is one paragraph that I read over and over - then read it out loud because it felt like I needed to hear the words.
Many people need to hear the words.
Many people need to hear the words.
toilet and garbage can close by in case both poles revolt at the same time. smart
A Drunk Raccoon Passed Out in the Bathroom of a Virginia Liquor Store www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...
A Drunk Raccoon Passed Out in the Bathroom of a Virginia Liquor Store
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
toilet and garbage can close by in case both poles revolt at the same time. smart
he also said that Roy Scheider was the weakness in Sorcerer, it should have been a tough guy
Quentin Tarantino Blasts Paul Dano As The “Giant Flaw & Weak Sauce” Of ‘There Will Be Blood’
Quentin Tarantino Blasts Paul Dano As The “Giant Flaw & Weak Sauce” Of ‘There Will Be Blood’
Most filmmakers know better than to publicly torch another director’s film or an actor’s performance, but Quentin Tarantino has never really played by those rules. On a new episode of Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast, where the pair ran through their top 20 films of the century, Tarantino used his praise of Paul Thomas Anderson’s “There Will Be Blood” as a springboard to lay into one of its key performers: Paul Dano.
Continue reading Quentin Tarantino Blasts Paul Dano As The “Giant Flaw & Weak Sauce” Of ‘There Will Be Blood’ at The Playlist.
dlvr.it
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
he also said that Roy Scheider was the weakness in Sorcerer, it should have been a tough guy
in other words, Don't Fuck With Our Turtle
🔥 BREAKING: A spokesperson for Kids Can Press, the publisher of the Franklin the Turtle books, messaged me today about Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth using the likeness and image from the books to make light of killings in the Caribbean in his post yesterday on X.
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
in other words, Don't Fuck With Our Turtle
i just don't understand how the world cup is going to work
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i just don't understand how the world cup is going to work
those people would have no idea what a man's suit was. no way they'd be all happy
fake
fake
December 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
those people would have no idea what a man's suit was. no way they'd be all happy
fake
fake
when you get double dog dared to lick something metal in the winter
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
when you get double dog dared to lick something metal in the winter
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Still one of the great tweet exchanges
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Still one of the great tweet exchanges
*Monster Magnet bass line*
Coat Bath, Mother Mother...
Coat Bath, Mother Mother...
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
*Monster Magnet bass line*
Coat Bath, Mother Mother...
Coat Bath, Mother Mother...