triakis
@triakistv.bsky.social
banished from the mortal realm for alleged "gaming crimes." i like video games a normal amount, and anyone claiming i tried to upload my soul into a Game Boy is a damned liar.
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Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
June 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
i have opened 204 booster packs in Pokémon TCG Pocket and still no Gardevoir. i am beginning to suspect the game is conspiring against me
November 16, 2024 at 6:41 PM
i have opened 204 booster packs in Pokémon TCG Pocket and still no Gardevoir. i am beginning to suspect the game is conspiring against me
me: eating 32 mozzarella sticks in a row
DOCTOR: you need to stop this immediately
me with tears streaming down my face: why? is it bad for me??
DOCTOR: no, it's just making everyone else in the waiting room really uncomfortable
DOCTOR: you need to stop this immediately
me with tears streaming down my face: why? is it bad for me??
DOCTOR: no, it's just making everyone else in the waiting room really uncomfortable
November 16, 2024 at 6:30 PM
me: eating 32 mozzarella sticks in a row
DOCTOR: you need to stop this immediately
me with tears streaming down my face: why? is it bad for me??
DOCTOR: no, it's just making everyone else in the waiting room really uncomfortable
DOCTOR: you need to stop this immediately
me with tears streaming down my face: why? is it bad for me??
DOCTOR: no, it's just making everyone else in the waiting room really uncomfortable
nothing quite like a game threatening to erase my entire lineage if i don't log in during my dentist appointment. truly the pinnacle of immersive experiences
love when games are like "PLAY THIS GAME NOW! RIGHT NOW! THIS LIMITED TIME EVENT IS ONLY GONNA HAPPEN ONCE! I DONT CARE IF IT'S YOUR GRANDMA'S FUNERAL! WOW, YOU WERE IN SURGERY? FUCK YOU. PLAY THIS GAME. FOR LIMITED TIME REWARDS. ONE FUCK UP AND ITS GONE FOREVER" and the pub/devs think this is good
November 2, 2024 at 12:33 AM
nothing quite like a game threatening to erase my entire lineage if i don't log in during my dentist appointment. truly the pinnacle of immersive experiences
THEY FORCED ME OUT. THEY EXILED ME TO THIS NEW HELL. time to start fresh. new website. new friends. same horrible ideas. who’s ready to break the laws of nature
November 1, 2024 at 3:40 AM
THEY FORCED ME OUT. THEY EXILED ME TO THIS NEW HELL. time to start fresh. new website. new friends. same horrible ideas. who’s ready to break the laws of nature