Once every 15 minutes a small mammal tries to murder them for no reason, other than that it's pretty chill. You can build them bedrooms and have a nice little farm.

Either it's corruption and they need investigating, or it's incompetence and they need a demotion. There's no excuse for that kinda momentum swing to come entirely from the refs.

I'd watch a thousand of these awful games to ensure 2017 UCF getting left out never happens again

I was thinking Seth Rollins

He's a guy who got big writing political folk songs for social media. He has some good tunes, but a lot of his stuff is super topical so it loses luster on repeated listens. United Health is a good one. He's the answer to "What if Phil Ochs was a liberal", basically.

"Hi, I'm Bronco and these are my War Sons"

Shades of Eric Dungey in 2017

He's not wrong about the founding fathers, he's just pedantic and annoying, and it's puzzling why a liberal nationalist like him would even be willing to acknowledge that the founders were massive hypocritical pieces of shit. Usually those types think more idealistically.

Have you ever felt compelled to use the phrase "Satan's TT"?

the rest is still unwritten

"the water's getting warm so we might as well swim" -smash mouth

Why is it so tough for people to make the leap? They understand these are fascists, why can't they understand that they aren't going to give a shit about the lives of people they deport? ICE agents don't even think immigrants are human beings, of course they don't care about doing proper paperwork.

It's not out of the question, Saltwater Crocs have been known to stalk humans and wait for an opportune moment. If a particularly large and smart gator figured out that most of us are bad at swimming, he can just tip a boat for a free snack.

That seems incredibly silly, given that it assumes that people with money are smarter and/or more careful about what information they consume. It's a flattering idea for Atlantic readers, I'm sure, but it doesn't match up with reality.

So far most of the possible harm vectors aren't biological problems, it's physical obstruction. Their inertness is actually the main problem, they're accumulating in our bodies and gumming up the works.

It's because he's a senile pedophile and can't help himself

You should visit Vermont, there's stuff everywhere up here named after him and the other Green Mountain Boys. Some people even fly their old battle flag alongside the state flag. You'd get a kick out of it.

The average american has one rapist friend