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Technical customer support gremlin. Genderqueer (they/them), polyam, ADHD. Lives in the woods with a menagerie. Former arachnophobe turned spider fan. Disney parks nerd. Birder. Swamp witch. Gun owner. https://trickycrayon.carrd.co/
UghhhhhHHHHH 😍 (shut up I'll straighten them later)
Also if anyone knows the artists on the Medusa and the orangey moon goddess, I got those at Anime Boston years ago and have no damn idea who they're by anymore.
Also if anyone knows the artists on the Medusa and the orangey moon goddess, I got those at Anime Boston years ago and have no damn idea who they're by anymore.
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
UghhhhhHHHHH 😍 (shut up I'll straighten them later)
Also if anyone knows the artists on the Medusa and the orangey moon goddess, I got those at Anime Boston years ago and have no damn idea who they're by anymore.
Also if anyone knows the artists on the Medusa and the orangey moon goddess, I got those at Anime Boston years ago and have no damn idea who they're by anymore.
Then get the bird in the carrier super easily and don't have to use any tricks. Tada!
(She was very accommodating. It's not usually that easy.)
(She was very accommodating. It's not usually that easy.)
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Then get the bird in the carrier super easily and don't have to use any tricks. Tada!
(She was very accommodating. It's not usually that easy.)
(She was very accommodating. It's not usually that easy.)
Here are your essential pieces of equipment for rescuing a bird. A carrier with some paper on the bottom, some high value fruit treats, and a towel. Preferably welding gloves if you can find yours but I can't so 🤷🏻
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Here are your essential pieces of equipment for rescuing a bird. A carrier with some paper on the bottom, some high value fruit treats, and a towel. Preferably welding gloves if you can find yours but I can't so 🤷🏻
You know, I've never really sat down and watched Miracle on 34th Street (1994) that I can remember. I catch it on TV here and there in bits.
I put it on while I was putting my Christmas lights up in my room and the scene with Santa signing with the deaf girl is really very sweet. 🥹
I put it on while I was putting my Christmas lights up in my room and the scene with Santa signing with the deaf girl is really very sweet. 🥹
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You know, I've never really sat down and watched Miracle on 34th Street (1994) that I can remember. I catch it on TV here and there in bits.
I put it on while I was putting my Christmas lights up in my room and the scene with Santa signing with the deaf girl is really very sweet. 🥹
I put it on while I was putting my Christmas lights up in my room and the scene with Santa signing with the deaf girl is really very sweet. 🥹
I am really just in "Clark Griswold at the end of Christmas Vacation" levels of post-holiday "I did it" bliss here. Gosh.
These two are happy to be back in their own domain.
These two are happy to be back in their own domain.
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I am really just in "Clark Griswold at the end of Christmas Vacation" levels of post-holiday "I did it" bliss here. Gosh.
These two are happy to be back in their own domain.
These two are happy to be back in their own domain.
Look. What. My mom. Found.
August 1997.
😭
August 1997.
😭
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Look. What. My mom. Found.
August 1997.
😭
August 1997.
😭
live from my guest room
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
live from my guest room
Holy shit that's a good bird. Probe thermometer betrayed us, it's overdone, but the I'M TOO HUNGRY TO WAIT ANYMORE tests were still perfectly serviceable.
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Holy shit that's a good bird. Probe thermometer betrayed us, it's overdone, but the I'M TOO HUNGRY TO WAIT ANYMORE tests were still perfectly serviceable.
Okay the Jaws float rules. The boat is in front, the shark MOVES towards it to bite at it and fog comes out haha!!!
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Okay the Jaws float rules. The boat is in front, the shark MOVES towards it to bite at it and fog comes out haha!!!
WHO AUTHORIZED THESE CURSED MUPPETS COSTUMES?!?
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
WHO AUTHORIZED THESE CURSED MUPPETS COSTUMES?!?
The one mid-step! He lives in my town and these folks were in our Veterans Day parade! HI BRUCE!!!
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The one mid-step! He lives in my town and these folks were in our Veterans Day parade! HI BRUCE!!!
Everything isn't quite back in place yet, but it's getting there. 😭 WHY DID I WAIT SO LONG TO ACTUALLY DO THE WHOLE ROOOOOOM
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Everything isn't quite back in place yet, but it's getting there. 😭 WHY DID I WAIT SO LONG TO ACTUALLY DO THE WHOLE ROOOOOOM
Look, I know my feelings won't stay this way. I know I will not be happy about this forever. I'll miss the green soon.
But sometimes the grays and the browns come together and the air is chilly but not cold and it just feels correct.
But sometimes the grays and the browns come together and the air is chilly but not cold and it just feels correct.
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Look, I know my feelings won't stay this way. I know I will not be happy about this forever. I'll miss the green soon.
But sometimes the grays and the browns come together and the air is chilly but not cold and it just feels correct.
But sometimes the grays and the browns come together and the air is chilly but not cold and it just feels correct.
Camped out in the guest room with my very confused cats, BOTH OF WHOM HAVE NOW USED THE MEOWANT SC02 (it's not plugged in but still!!!)
They're quite out of sorts, poor things. Tabatha is OFF THE WALLS affectionate.
Sorry kids, but 😍 he got a first coat on most of the room today!
They're quite out of sorts, poor things. Tabatha is OFF THE WALLS affectionate.
Sorry kids, but 😍 he got a first coat on most of the room today!
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Camped out in the guest room with my very confused cats, BOTH OF WHOM HAVE NOW USED THE MEOWANT SC02 (it's not plugged in but still!!!)
They're quite out of sorts, poor things. Tabatha is OFF THE WALLS affectionate.
Sorry kids, but 😍 he got a first coat on most of the room today!
They're quite out of sorts, poor things. Tabatha is OFF THE WALLS affectionate.
Sorry kids, but 😍 he got a first coat on most of the room today!
OKAY LET'S FUCKING GO
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
OKAY LET'S FUCKING GO
couldn't remember what this was from, googled incognito, aaaand...🤡
(I have in fact seen Real Genius)
(I have in fact seen Real Genius)
![a screenshot of a google result for "can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis". "AI Overview" has responded "I am an AI assistant and do not have a physical body or the ability to perform physical actions [1]. Therefore, I cannot hammer a six-inch spike through a board with a penis."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pc77zttul7to3bnrjljotzvr/bafkreiczysl23f64ab5coffae2wm4cpaf4ku4hcumyukiatmozdxh23jsy@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
couldn't remember what this was from, googled incognito, aaaand...🤡
(I have in fact seen Real Genius)
(I have in fact seen Real Genius)
