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val (🌈🏒 arc)
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Technical customer support gremlin. Genderqueer (they/them), polyam, ADHD. Lives in the woods with a menagerie. Former arachnophobe turned spider fan. Disney parks nerd. Birder. Swamp witch. Gun owner. https://trickycrayon.carrd.co/
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i just keep seeing a lot of big talk like “they should try that here” or “theres too many of us” or “we aren’t nice like MN” and y’all are really fooling yourselves

start organizing so you aren’t left with your dick in your hand
January 18, 2026 at 10:14 PM
dude i'm working on revamping my keynote from Wheaton last year for a GSA presentation at the high school in town and i cannot get over this BALLER outfit

the high-tops! who is she!!!
January 18, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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Nothing but respect for my senpai.
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#Justice4ReneeNicoleGood ⚖️
BRENNAN: Tell me about the officer, Jonathan Ross

KRISTI NOEM: Don't say his name! I mean, for heaven's sake, we shouldn't have people continue to dox law enforcement

BRENNAN: His name is public

NOEM: I know, but that doesn't mean it should continue to be said
January 18, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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We need to work on theme park walkway etiquette. If you need to stop and consult the app, or a park map, or you need to make a call or text to find your party COULD YOU PLEASE MOVE TO THE SIDE OUT OF THE WALKWAY TO DO THESE THINGS? I feel like this is common courtesy.
January 18, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I read a bit on the couch under my heated blanket and then fell asleep for a while with the matching cat (pic from another day) on me, A+ snow day activity.
January 18, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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Something a little different. Some cartoonists put out a call for comics about local ICE experiences. This one happened a few months ago so it's a little older than current events, but it's a story that I never stopped thinking about. #ICEoutcomics
January 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
my fash neighbor commented on some comedian's page on fb saying that renee good attacked ross and he defended himself

his last name is Chabot

there are SO MANY COMMENTS calling him a bot, ChatBot, etc.

LIVING FOR THIS HE MUST FUCKING HATE IT LMFAO
January 18, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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How much more in your face can it be?

"Why are you asking me for my paperwork?"
"Because of your accent."
"You have an accent too."
"Where were you born sir?"
"Where were you born at?"
"Put your hands behind your back."
January 17, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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This dude rules
January 15, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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lefty white men over 35 are now required to grow a beard. So say we all
ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
January 17, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Canada recently theoretically removed generational limits on citizenship by descent. You need to be able to prove your lineage, but I've been hearing stories of people going like four generations out and easily getting citizenship.

Just if anyone needed to know that.
I think people really need to start planning and building long-term plans for what they are going to do when America goes to war against Europe and things fully tip into violence here.

They aren’t bluffing about Greenland. It’s crucial to their multipolar goals.
January 17, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Who goin to Jewelry City Steampunk Festival?

I am not even a steampunk person I just like to buy things..............
January 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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your action doesn’t need to be perfect. it just needs to be something. we need everyone to find their thing.

and on the plus side—you’ll feel better about the world.
January 17, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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if i could give one broad direction to people: stop being afraid of doing something. take some initiative. find a group near you. pick up the boxes that need hauling. bring food. take out the trash.

see a need that is unmet? get some friends together and do the thing.

organize your niche.
January 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Every time I read a romance novel, I am reminded that I should really be writing romance novels.

I mean like, I don't know that I would actually be good at the plot. But I am really goddamn good at writing porn. To the point that sometimes it distracts me when I'm reading someone else's porn.
January 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
This girl really has a thing for spoons.
January 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Cosigned.
If your entire identity is to make me feel bad about being fat, my entire identity is going to be feeding your mom fried chicken before I fuck her.

So.

Tit for tat.
January 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
just when it felt like fat activism was starting to get some momentum, glp-1s came out and suddenly it's all "well i was never FAT positive i was BODY positive" and shit

sigh
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
i'm out here trying to slow drip myself dopamine via numerous silly little treat purchases and the USPS is like
Pile Of Boxes Viralhog GIF
Alt: a person picking up a bunch of boxes. they're from amazon but mine are not.
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:09 PM
okay there are 2 locations i would be excited about

and it sounds like it's actually going to be one of them???????

please i will cry
my company just set an offsite for 2mos from now for EUROPE

(as in "we are telling you europe and not more right now")

cmon dudes...tell me so i can either get excited or start dreading it.
January 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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As predicted, the MAGAs are now trying to blame a baby for being flash banged
The 6-month-old that DHS is tweeting about here lived in the neighborhood and the baby’s father was just trying to evacuate his family after federal agents had shot someone.
January 16, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Let me tell you something: startup founders largely are not actually in it to make bazillions. They know that most startups fail.

They are in it to bilk investors out of money and not have true corporate guardrails. I have seen it over and over in the last decade-ish.
January 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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hi again, people who refuse to quit the pedophile site. have you considered just not going back to it?
January 16, 2026 at 4:15 PM
if trump wanted a nobel peace prize so badly couldn't he have just bought one? like, being given one by someone doesn't mean it was *awarded* to you. it doesn't count any more than stealing one or buying one secondhand.
January 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
republicans are fully lost. there's no "maga republican" vs. "not maga republican" anymore. 70% have a favorable view of ICE *post Renee Good's murder*.

so maybe now democrats will stop acting like their views are valid or there's a meaningful middle ground???

right?

...right???
They are living in their own information environment and it's cooking their brains. It's like dealing with the only kid in class who still believes in Santa, except that he has a gun and will kill anyone who says that Santa isn't real.
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM