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Not the Onion?

Southern Europe?

Meanwhile western Europe is like, why would you want to eat at night?

I don't understand why American companies have to make everything so complicated when perfect examples of what they're trying to do exist. In Belgium we have the Itsme app, it's safe, everyone uses it, you can pick how you want it to verify you, and none of those include being scanned by an orb!!!

It was also very repetitive and could have been half as long at least.

Jesus fucking Christ

What. That's awesome! Next thing you're telling me Wadd Vanderturf is back.

Did you fix the comment section? I bowed out when they ditched Disqus. :(

Already inhaled it. Couldn't possibly explain to my partner why I was laughing so hard and had to settle for "Oh just podcast things" when the real answer involved HUMAN SKIN

Tell me you work in retail without telling me you work in retail.