Alice lastname
@trillz0r.bsky.social
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Alice lastname
@trillz0r.bsky.social
· Mar 12
- Am I original? - YEE-AH!
- Am I the only one? - YEE-AH!
- Am I sexual? - I GU-EESS?
- Am I the only one? - YEE-AH!
- Am I sexual? - I GU-EESS?
WHY DOES THIS DUOLINGO OWL KEEP CRYING??? I DID ALL MY LESSONS!! WHAT DOES IT WANT???
September 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
WHY DOES THIS DUOLINGO OWL KEEP CRYING??? I DID ALL MY LESSONS!! WHAT DOES IT WANT???
The first thing that happens in the video for "Wannabe" is that Baby Spice (of all the Spices!) steals a hat from a homeless person. I guess we all just thought that was good clean fun back then?
September 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The first thing that happens in the video for "Wannabe" is that Baby Spice (of all the Spices!) steals a hat from a homeless person. I guess we all just thought that was good clean fun back then?
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social The seed oils episode accidentally got archived by my app and I was legit scared they had come for you for speaking out :s
August 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social The seed oils episode accidentally got archived by my app and I was legit scared they had come for you for speaking out :s
4yo: "So did she get to dance at the Pink Pony Club? Did they let her?"
August 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
4yo: "So did she get to dance at the Pink Pony Club? Did they let her?"
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Disneyland could never. 😎
April 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Disneyland could never. 😎
Fun convo with Bug tonight:
"I didn't burp, my body did!" - "Isn't that the same thing?" - "No, I'm not my body." - "Oh, are you just in there then?" - "Yes." - (sceptical) "Where then?" - "Just in HERE." *pulls skin* - "Oh, and can you get out too?" - "No, I can't because of my *bones*!"
"I didn't burp, my body did!" - "Isn't that the same thing?" - "No, I'm not my body." - "Oh, are you just in there then?" - "Yes." - (sceptical) "Where then?" - "Just in HERE." *pulls skin* - "Oh, and can you get out too?" - "No, I can't because of my *bones*!"
March 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Fun convo with Bug tonight:
"I didn't burp, my body did!" - "Isn't that the same thing?" - "No, I'm not my body." - "Oh, are you just in there then?" - "Yes." - (sceptical) "Where then?" - "Just in HERE." *pulls skin* - "Oh, and can you get out too?" - "No, I can't because of my *bones*!"
"I didn't burp, my body did!" - "Isn't that the same thing?" - "No, I'm not my body." - "Oh, are you just in there then?" - "Yes." - (sceptical) "Where then?" - "Just in HERE." *pulls skin* - "Oh, and can you get out too?" - "No, I can't because of my *bones*!"
Last night: "I don't want you to die, mommy, you are so very, very old!" 🥺🥺🥺
This morning: "I hope you and dad and brother would die so I never have to cut my fingernails again!" 😠😠😠
This morning: "I hope you and dad and brother would die so I never have to cut my fingernails again!" 😠😠😠
March 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Last night: "I don't want you to die, mommy, you are so very, very old!" 🥺🥺🥺
This morning: "I hope you and dad and brother would die so I never have to cut my fingernails again!" 😠😠😠
This morning: "I hope you and dad and brother would die so I never have to cut my fingernails again!" 😠😠😠
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@michaelhobbes.bsky.social can you guys please do Antifragile?
March 20, 2025 at 9:46 AM
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social can you guys please do Antifragile?
Going to the fucking doctor to repeat our fucking measles shots because fucking measles have made it to Europe now
March 18, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Going to the fucking doctor to repeat our fucking measles shots because fucking measles have made it to Europe now
Musk Said No One Has Died Since Aid Was Cut. That Isn’t True. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Opinion | Musk Said No One Has Died Since Aid Was Cut. That Isn’t True. (Gift Article)
A journey through the front lines of global poverty shows that when the world’s richest men slash aid for the world’s poorest children, the result is sickness, starvation and death.
www.nytimes.com
March 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Musk Said No One Has Died Since Aid Was Cut. That Isn’t True. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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You read it too, right?? 🤡
March 17, 2025 at 11:15 AM
You read it too, right?? 🤡
So now they're taking away kids' ability to learn to read. I am so far beyond furious. Every cell in my body that is capable of anger has blown its fuse. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/16/o...
Opinion | I Have a Disability. This Is What It’s Like for Me to Read. (Gift Article)
Republicans are trying to cut the resources that help struggling readers.
www.nytimes.com
March 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
So now they're taking away kids' ability to learn to read. I am so far beyond furious. Every cell in my body that is capable of anger has blown its fuse. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/16/o...
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This is part of my DNA.
Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage
March 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This is part of my DNA.
Those people on the emoji releasing committee sure know what's up.
March 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Those people on the emoji releasing committee sure know what's up.
I am now fully on board with this. Even if for no other reason than having the perfect one-up if one of the conspiracy nuts at work ever tries to talk to me again.
March 13, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I am now fully on board with this. Even if for no other reason than having the perfect one-up if one of the conspiracy nuts at work ever tries to talk to me again.
- Am I original? - YEE-AH!
- Am I the only one? - YEE-AH!
- Am I sexual? - I GU-EESS?
- Am I the only one? - YEE-AH!
- Am I sexual? - I GU-EESS?
March 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
- Am I original? - YEE-AH!
- Am I the only one? - YEE-AH!
- Am I sexual? - I GU-EESS?
- Am I the only one? - YEE-AH!
- Am I sexual? - I GU-EESS?
NICE FREE SPEECH GUYS
The 199 Things You Can’t Say in the Trump Administration newrepublic.com/article/1926... via @newrepublic.com
The 199 Things You Can’t Say in the Trump Administration newrepublic.com/article/1926... via @newrepublic.com
The 199 Things You Can’t Say in the Trump Administration
It’s no surprise that the president deleted “climate change” from government websites. But why forbid “advocate” and “institutional”?
newrepublic.com
March 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
NICE FREE SPEECH GUYS
The 199 Things You Can’t Say in the Trump Administration newrepublic.com/article/1926... via @newrepublic.com
The 199 Things You Can’t Say in the Trump Administration newrepublic.com/article/1926... via @newrepublic.com
Most exciting thing that happened at work lately was that a lady pronounced it "guh-mail"
March 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Most exciting thing that happened at work lately was that a lady pronounced it "guh-mail"
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“I’m on top of the world right now. I feel great. Like I could run a marathon, or defeat God in single combat – hang on a minute! I forgot to add those things to my to-do list. I’ll put them both under ‘Priority’.”
Autistic woman celebrates rare burst of energy by running herself into the ground again
An autistic woman experiencing a rare burst of energy has decided to mark the occasion by doing all the things that exhausted her in the first place. Navya Randhawa, 36, was recently forced to take a ...
thedailytism.com
March 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
“I’m on top of the world right now. I feel great. Like I could run a marathon, or defeat God in single combat – hang on a minute! I forgot to add those things to my to-do list. I’ll put them both under ‘Priority’.”
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“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”
Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me
In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.
thebetter.news
March 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”
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COLBERT, on Rep. Al Green’s removal:
“Some people questioned why so much muscle was needed to remove an old man with a cane. But it turns out it was for a serious reason. When security searched him, they found that he smuggled in a spine."
@latenightercom.bsky.social
“Some people questioned why so much muscle was needed to remove an old man with a cane. But it turns out it was for a serious reason. When security searched him, they found that he smuggled in a spine."
@latenightercom.bsky.social
March 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
COLBERT, on Rep. Al Green’s removal:
“Some people questioned why so much muscle was needed to remove an old man with a cane. But it turns out it was for a serious reason. When security searched him, they found that he smuggled in a spine."
@latenightercom.bsky.social
“Some people questioned why so much muscle was needed to remove an old man with a cane. But it turns out it was for a serious reason. When security searched him, they found that he smuggled in a spine."
@latenightercom.bsky.social