I say catch bugs. We're going to look at and touch bug.

Don't exactly have money to do this, but I miss Carter. And he doesn't know it but I'm gonna make him catch bugs with me hehehehehehehe

Need to see all the maids and get rid of my hundreds of ikura themed bracelets

They have so many schnauzer gachas there, when i go back (eventually) I'll get you one if you haven't had your schnau fill.

cats love corn

I love them both so much.

Contestant Chef: Please, just eat this, the ingredient is a secret.
Chef Paik: *closes eyes, shoves the whole thing in his mouth instantly*
Chef Ahn: *delicately lifts it, inspects it, sniffs it, inspects it more, THEN carefully eats.*
me: THIS IS THE BEST SHOW EVER

NOT BEATING THE ASC ALLEGATIONS HERE BUDDY

Patacelcus!!

But yes that's very good, I love it.

I aspire to be that degree of normal about anything.

It's a dope name for a person, too, if you're extremely normal about ancient Greece.

actions have consequences. also the gel on these looks incredible.

Spare yourself a funny reskeet in a few months and make a lotion alarm on your phone or something. You have two tiny children, you deserve the kindness of not bleeding. Or get one with mint or tea tree in it so it tingles and feels like it's working.

YOU'RE JUST GONNA CALL HIM PURRACELSUS OR SOMETHING DON'T LIE

I got to 83% once.

And I can't get past this level, no matter how hard I try. Does it matter? Why else do I play a game? No ads, nice graphics, does what it says.. if I never win, does it matter? It feels very zen.

Maybe someday I'll win. Ten years ago I got stuck on a Matchington Mansion level for like three months.