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@trin.bsky.social
personification of a well used pair of crocs. immigrant. left. loves a graph joke. wants to befriend puppets. quality omnivore. i typo a lot but my heart is pure. 40s.
any/all.
in the uk, for my sins.
any/all.
in the uk, for my sins.
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I gave a Victorian child a modern THC edible and it took him seven months in a sanatorium by the seaside to recover. when he got back he had me try some of his Extra-Gentle Soothing Syrup For Fussy Babies (patent pending) and I died
August 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I gave a Victorian child a modern THC edible and it took him seven months in a sanatorium by the seaside to recover. when he got back he had me try some of his Extra-Gentle Soothing Syrup For Fussy Babies (patent pending) and I died
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every single “how are you doing?” these days comes with a sheepish grin and an implied “you know, aside from all the horrors”
Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"
February 4, 2026 at 2:43 AM
every single “how are you doing?” these days comes with a sheepish grin and an implied “you know, aside from all the horrors”
Why are all my apps acting like we've never met before?
February 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Why are all my apps acting like we've never met before?
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If anybody thinks this is a joke
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
If anybody thinks this is a joke
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I mean, it isn’t but it kinda is
May 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I mean, it isn’t but it kinda is
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In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
February 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
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KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant leans in confidentially. “You wouldn't be able to hear if he were wearing anal beads,” he whispers.
February 3, 2026 at 6:15 AM
KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant leans in confidentially. “You wouldn't be able to hear if he were wearing anal beads,” he whispers.
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Anyone else wanna gimmie your thoughts? I am trying to decide if I am having hormone feelings.
Friends of mine taking progesterone: did you notice any mood changes on it?
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Anyone else wanna gimmie your thoughts? I am trying to decide if I am having hormone feelings.
Thinking of you, @timbatt.bsky.social <3
February 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Thinking of you, @timbatt.bsky.social <3
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
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Friends of mine taking progesterone: did you notice any mood changes on it?
February 2, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Friends of mine taking progesterone: did you notice any mood changes on it?
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January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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It's me I'm men
January 31, 2026 at 6:52 AM
It's me I'm men
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![Stephen Graham Jones
@SGJ72
The absolute height of hilarity. Werner Herzog in the current issue of Discover:
[photo of a passage of text:
The French writer André Gide once famously said, "I modify facts to such a degree that they resemble truth more than real-ity." It's a very deep statement for me. [Editor's note: Discover's fact checkers could not verify that Gide said this. When asked about the quote's source, Herzog said, "I may have invented it."]
8:03 PM • 2021-04-24](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreifs3ppnpix3gbwyfxw7ayqgl5arc4tdjvgeimzipbvaiokh5aswfe@jpeg)
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Tag yourself im bug friend
January 30, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Tag yourself im bug friend