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Thinking on how we were robbed of a Muppet version of Moby Dick.
December 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Thinking on how we were robbed of a Muppet version of Moby Dick.
Ah nuts, Wolf Hollow, I wish we were going to Snow Hollow instead.
Snow Hollow? What do they got there?
Wolves... but they're not so wolfy.
Snow Hollow? What do they got there?
Wolves... but they're not so wolfy.
December 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Ah nuts, Wolf Hollow, I wish we were going to Snow Hollow instead.
Snow Hollow? What do they got there?
Wolves... but they're not so wolfy.
Snow Hollow? What do they got there?
Wolves... but they're not so wolfy.
Re-imagining all the 50s giant insect movies where the insects have a fetish for being stepped on and are attacking humans out of frustration because now they'll never be able to get off
December 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Re-imagining all the 50s giant insect movies where the insects have a fetish for being stepped on and are attacking humans out of frustration because now they'll never be able to get off
Living in a world governed by the rules of magic is a lot less whimsical than I thought it would be.
December 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Living in a world governed by the rules of magic is a lot less whimsical than I thought it would be.
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
At least with the old mad kings sometimes we got a Neuschwanstein out of it.
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
At least with the old mad kings sometimes we got a Neuschwanstein out of it.
Dragged into the Cenobites' torment realm where they craft a phantasmagorical reality where you're rich but they findom you. You wake from it into a new phantasmagorical reality where you're poor but they still findom you.
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Dragged into the Cenobites' torment realm where they craft a phantasmagorical reality where you're rich but they findom you. You wake from it into a new phantasmagorical reality where you're poor but they still findom you.
The Cenobites are obsessed with sensation and subject you to every imaginable torture, but surely that means they also subject you to every imaginable sexual fetish too. Furry vore, Sonic mpreg, Totally Spies inflation, you experience it all firsthand.
October 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The Cenobites are obsessed with sensation and subject you to every imaginable torture, but surely that means they also subject you to every imaginable sexual fetish too. Furry vore, Sonic mpreg, Totally Spies inflation, you experience it all firsthand.
Autism diagnosis to be legally redefined as "changeling baby," recognized treatments now include boiling eggshells and a red hot shovel.
September 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Autism diagnosis to be legally redefined as "changeling baby," recognized treatments now include boiling eggshells and a red hot shovel.
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A young couple claims to have seen the president standing by the side of the road late last night near the Clifton F. McClintic Wildlife Management Area, close to Point Pleasant, West Virginia. Investigators think it may have actually been a sandhill crane
September 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
A young couple claims to have seen the president standing by the side of the road late last night near the Clifton F. McClintic Wildlife Management Area, close to Point Pleasant, West Virginia. Investigators think it may have actually been a sandhill crane
I would love to read a concise medical summary of Donald Trump's autopsy. Not the gory details, just what condition them guts were in.
August 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I would love to read a concise medical summary of Donald Trump's autopsy. Not the gory details, just what condition them guts were in.
He's not dead but he got his butt stuck in the toilet like he's winnie the pooh
August 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
He's not dead but he got his butt stuck in the toilet like he's winnie the pooh
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people who put Harry Potter stuff on their dating profiles in 2025 are kinda like those Japanese soldiers who didn’t know the war was over except more embarrassing
August 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
people who put Harry Potter stuff on their dating profiles in 2025 are kinda like those Japanese soldiers who didn’t know the war was over except more embarrassing
Absolutely criminal the Fetterman wasn't invited to this
August 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Absolutely criminal the Fetterman wasn't invited to this
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It’s true Hellarkey IV is priced at $8 because this shit is expensive but it’s also true that you can get $3 off with code HELLARKEYISREAL because why not
malarkeybooks.com/store/hellar...
malarkeybooks.com/store/hellar...
Hellarkey vol. IV — Malarkey
Hellarkey IV 56 pages. 6.14 by 9.21 inches. This item will ship in September or early October. Hellarkey is a horror-themed magazine published by Malarkey every October. Each summer, mystical ed...
malarkeybooks.com
August 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It’s true Hellarkey IV is priced at $8 because this shit is expensive but it’s also true that you can get $3 off with code HELLARKEYISREAL because why not
malarkeybooks.com/store/hellar...
malarkeybooks.com/store/hellar...
Hey, a short story of mine is in this collection of spooky fiction coming out for Halloween. My first time in print! Please consider ordering a copy. I've really enjoyed past issues of Hellarkey and I'm sure this one will be just as good.
From the rumbly malodorous bowels of Hell to your mailbox, this is Hellarkey vol. IV! We will, uh, make sure it’s sanitized after it leaves the bowels of Hell.
malarkeybooks.com/store/hellar...
malarkeybooks.com/store/hellar...
Hellarkey vol. IV — Malarkey
Hellarkey IV 56 pages. 6.14 by 9.21 inches. Printed in the United States by Mixam Hellarkey is a horror-themed magazine published by Malarkey every October. Each summer, mystical editors Lauren ...
malarkeybooks.com
July 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hey, a short story of mine is in this collection of spooky fiction coming out for Halloween. My first time in print! Please consider ordering a copy. I've really enjoyed past issues of Hellarkey and I'm sure this one will be just as good.
Paul WS Anderson should do a remake of Attack of the 50 Foot Woman
July 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Paul WS Anderson should do a remake of Attack of the 50 Foot Woman
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ai art is the modern aesthetic of fascism
June 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
ai art is the modern aesthetic of fascism
"Communism... trained... to... penetrate. Got it."
June 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"Communism... trained... to... penetrate. Got it."
ngl kinda hoping Iran will announce soon that the Mongols never actually took Alamut, the Old Man of the Mountain is still alive, and they're about to bust out these bad boys
June 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
ngl kinda hoping Iran will announce soon that the Mongols never actually took Alamut, the Old Man of the Mountain is still alive, and they're about to bust out these bad boys
The primary difference between 2003 and now is that perceptions of reality have fractured so much that none of us are in the "reality based community" anymore. Once the consensus shatters the only god left is Adam Curtis.
June 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The primary difference between 2003 and now is that perceptions of reality have fractured so much that none of us are in the "reality based community" anymore. Once the consensus shatters the only god left is Adam Curtis.
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🍂🌜𝔉𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔄𝔩𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔞𝔠 ...🍂🌛
Images from An Almanac of Midwestern Prairie Spirits.
Images from An Almanac of Midwestern Prairie Spirits.
November 12, 2024 at 8:47 PM
🍂🌜𝔉𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔄𝔩𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔞𝔠 ...🍂🌛
Images from An Almanac of Midwestern Prairie Spirits.
Images from An Almanac of Midwestern Prairie Spirits.
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𝔐𝔦𝔡𝔴𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫 𝔐𝔶𝔱𝔥𝔰 and Beyond.
Just a small sample of creatures found in the 'Almanac of Midwestern Prairie Spirits.'
Just a small sample of creatures found in the 'Almanac of Midwestern Prairie Spirits.'
June 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
𝔐𝔦𝔡𝔴𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫 𝔐𝔶𝔱𝔥𝔰 and Beyond.
Just a small sample of creatures found in the 'Almanac of Midwestern Prairie Spirits.'
Just a small sample of creatures found in the 'Almanac of Midwestern Prairie Spirits.'
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A deranged vampire-freak; a blood-and-soil golem sculpted from curdled milk; a Caillou on “Celebrity Rehab”-looking motherfucker; a dumpster juice-slurping trash fiend; a dead-eyed extraterrestrial psychopath in a humanoid skin suit; a funky-dicked neurotic leaving a trail of mucus-goo in his wake
This is so much funnier when you realize that the city he's talking about becoming a "failed third world nation" here is *Santa Monica*
June 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
A deranged vampire-freak; a blood-and-soil golem sculpted from curdled milk; a Caillou on “Celebrity Rehab”-looking motherfucker; a dumpster juice-slurping trash fiend; a dead-eyed extraterrestrial psychopath in a humanoid skin suit; a funky-dicked neurotic leaving a trail of mucus-goo in his wake
Strong recommend for Toadstones from me
cleaning out the closet, and i've found a stash of cardboard boxes/mailers, so if you wanted to buy a copy of either TOADSTONES and/or NIGHT FEARS from me, now would be a great time (before I recycle all my cardboard!). $25 ea, $40 for both, and that DOES include S+H, get while the gettin' is good!
June 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Strong recommend for Toadstones from me