Triple Steak Guy
@triplesteakguy.bsky.social
The main thing I hope for is that people wait until midnight to start shooting off fireworks
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
The main thing I hope for is that people wait until midnight to start shooting off fireworks
That Jennifer Rose lady is dumb as hell. Luckily you can just easily block twerps on this site
January 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
That Jennifer Rose lady is dumb as hell. Luckily you can just easily block twerps on this site
Manjack the 4th, the latest in a long line of Manjackers
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Manjack the 4th, the latest in a long line of Manjackers
Dog seems to have figured out, after several years, it's more comfortable to rest against my leg than lie on top of my lap
December 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Dog seems to have figured out, after several years, it's more comfortable to rest against my leg than lie on top of my lap
Not to call anyone out by name, but someone tried to fuck a dog bed and then pissed all over the floor
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Not to call anyone out by name, but someone tried to fuck a dog bed and then pissed all over the floor
I dreamt that a woman's voice was saying "go get him, go wake up dad," and a large dog was jumping onto the bed, standing on top of me and trying to lick my face. When I woke up, I could hear my own dog softly whining to be let outside at 230 in the morning.
December 26, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I dreamt that a woman's voice was saying "go get him, go wake up dad," and a large dog was jumping onto the bed, standing on top of me and trying to lick my face. When I woke up, I could hear my own dog softly whining to be let outside at 230 in the morning.
5 turnovers seems bad
December 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
5 turnovers seems bad
One dog likes the sunbeam, and one does not
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
One dog likes the sunbeam, and one does not
That's fine, I wasn't using that anyway
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
That's fine, I wasn't using that anyway
How am I supposed to pet you with this arm
December 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
How am I supposed to pet you with this arm
All I really want for Christmas is a lump sum cash payment of $781,300,000
December 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
All I really want for Christmas is a lump sum cash payment of $781,300,000
I was scrolling through my own timeline, to relive all my good posts, when I had to delete one because it was functionally the same joke I had made 1 month prior
December 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I was scrolling through my own timeline, to relive all my good posts, when I had to delete one because it was functionally the same joke I had made 1 month prior
Just had to open a new roll of gift wrapping paper, which I can only assume, based on the depleted roll it's replacing, will last for about 10 years
December 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Just had to open a new roll of gift wrapping paper, which I can only assume, based on the depleted roll it's replacing, will last for about 10 years
He craves violence
December 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
He craves violence
Minicucci... funny name
December 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Minicucci... funny name
Seems like my life is about to become significantly worse for no good reason
December 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Seems like my life is about to become significantly worse for no good reason
Yes, I would like to install this BIOS update to my computer during working hours
December 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Yes, I would like to install this BIOS update to my computer during working hours
Experts agree that the best time to clean the stovetop is 1030 at night
December 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Experts agree that the best time to clean the stovetop is 1030 at night
Sleeping in my childhood bed and suffering a major tricep injury
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Sleeping in my childhood bed and suffering a major tricep injury
Reciprocating pets
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Reciprocating pets
Narduzzi out here doing the football equivalent of a 1-han riichi on turn 17
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Narduzzi out here doing the football equivalent of a 1-han riichi on turn 17
Finally, an international day for me, a man
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Finally, an international day for me, a man
One of the best feelings of vindication in the world is when you're reading a thread you've never seen before, a completely separate context from the threads you usually read, and find a couple pages where everyone is dunking on a poster you already muted for their behavior in another thread
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
One of the best feelings of vindication in the world is when you're reading a thread you've never seen before, a completely separate context from the threads you usually read, and find a couple pages where everyone is dunking on a poster you already muted for their behavior in another thread