Tristan Bills
@tristanbills.com
Single father, REALTOR®, Mortgage Originator, Insurance Broker, wrestling fan, heel, i/o psych, folklorist, author, vegetarian, LGBTQ+, and lead singer of BtR. Rebel just for kicks. He/Him
I'll never watch again.
December 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I'll never watch again.
Fifth night of Hanukkah, past the midpoint and into the rhythm of the season. A good moment to slow down, be present, and appreciate the simple comforts and traditions that carry us forward. Wishing a peaceful night to all who are celebrating. 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
December 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Fifth night of Hanukkah, past the midpoint and into the rhythm of the season. A good moment to slow down, be present, and appreciate the simple comforts and traditions that carry us forward. Wishing a peaceful night to all who are celebrating. 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
Well, shit. According to MAGA, that's my resume.
December 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Well, shit. According to MAGA, that's my resume.
I'd probably tip the #Amazon Driver if they would start following my delivery instructions and stop leaving "It was handed directly to a receptionist or someone at a front desk." when it's left on my front porch.
December 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I'd probably tip the #Amazon Driver if they would start following my delivery instructions and stop leaving "It was handed directly to a receptionist or someone at a front desk." when it's left on my front porch.
I deleted a TLDR reply this morning without reading it. When you point out how childish and unserious Trump is, like the plaques he put up in the White House, there is no defense. It stops being a discussion and turns into a personal attack.
December 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I deleted a TLDR reply this morning without reading it. When you point out how childish and unserious Trump is, like the plaques he put up in the White House, there is no defense. It stops being a discussion and turns into a personal attack.
Remember when Facebook said "It is free and will always stay free"? Well, much like Google removed "Don't be evil" from their Code of Conduct in 2018, apparently 'always' doesn't mean 'always' to Meta.
They've already begun limiting outbound links to two per month for standard (free) accounts.
They've already begun limiting outbound links to two per month for standard (free) accounts.
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Remember when Facebook said "It is free and will always stay free"? Well, much like Google removed "Don't be evil" from their Code of Conduct in 2018, apparently 'always' doesn't mean 'always' to Meta.
They've already begun limiting outbound links to two per month for standard (free) accounts.
They've already begun limiting outbound links to two per month for standard (free) accounts.
Our hearts are with the community in Australia and everyone affected by the tragedy at Bondi Beach. In the face of such darkness, holding onto community and love is the only way forward. May this light be a symbol of our unwavering solidarity.
December 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Our hearts are with the community in Australia and everyone affected by the tragedy at Bondi Beach. In the face of such darkness, holding onto community and love is the only way forward. May this light be a symbol of our unwavering solidarity.
Security isn’t about perfection—it’s about layers.
Mine: rotating nonsense emails + passwords, quarterly updates, 2FA, and a strict “don’t click dumb stuff” policy.
Mine: rotating nonsense emails + passwords, quarterly updates, 2FA, and a strict “don’t click dumb stuff” policy.
December 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Security isn’t about perfection—it’s about layers.
Mine: rotating nonsense emails + passwords, quarterly updates, 2FA, and a strict “don’t click dumb stuff” policy.
Mine: rotating nonsense emails + passwords, quarterly updates, 2FA, and a strict “don’t click dumb stuff” policy.
Imagine if all posts were public, but when someone comments on one of your posts for the first time, you're presented with their ten most recent interactions and are given the option to approve or block.
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Imagine if all posts were public, but when someone comments on one of your posts for the first time, you're presented with their ten most recent interactions and are given the option to approve or block.
I’m pretty sure my son has biologically evolved beyond the need for oxygen. He has been sustaining a single, continuous run-on sentence since 9 AM without inhaling once. Guinness, get the plaque ready.
December 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I’m pretty sure my son has biologically evolved beyond the need for oxygen. He has been sustaining a single, continuous run-on sentence since 9 AM without inhaling once. Guinness, get the plaque ready.
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. I am thinking of every trans life taken too soon and everyone who carries the weight of this day. To my trans friends, I stand with you. You deserve safety, joy, and a future filled with possibility. You are seen, you are loved, and you are not alone. #tdor
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. I am thinking of every trans life taken too soon and everyone who carries the weight of this day. To my trans friends, I stand with you. You deserve safety, joy, and a future filled with possibility. You are seen, you are loved, and you are not alone. #tdor
You don't say.
Billionaires are more publicly involved in politics than ever—and Americans aren’t loving it.
Americans Want Billionaires Out Of Politics—And Think They’re A Threat To Democracy, Poll Shows
Billionaires are more publicly involved in politics than ever—and Americans aren’t loving it.
www.forbes.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
You don't say.
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This is odd, it looks like the DOJ skipped suing Texas entirely. The Justice Department is now suing California over the new congressional district boundaries that voters approved just last week, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Thursday in a post on X. Who are they going to sue, the voters?
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This is odd, it looks like the DOJ skipped suing Texas entirely. The Justice Department is now suing California over the new congressional district boundaries that voters approved just last week, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Thursday in a post on X. Who are they going to sue, the voters?
Once you realize they’re all just trolling, everything makes sense. They don’t believe what they say, they just want a reaction. You can’t reason with people who aren’t being serious. Stop feeding the chaos.
November 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Once you realize they’re all just trolling, everything makes sense. They don’t believe what they say, they just want a reaction. You can’t reason with people who aren’t being serious. Stop feeding the chaos.
MAGA knew about Project 2025’s authenticity all along. They only pretended to disdain it. Call it trolling, call it gaslighting, it’s all part of being in the cult.
October 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
MAGA knew about Project 2025’s authenticity all along. They only pretended to disdain it. Call it trolling, call it gaslighting, it’s all part of being in the cult.
Trolls don’t want conversation. They want chaos. Your reaction is their reward. Here’s why the smartest response is silence, and how to reclaim your peace online.
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The Cowardice Behind the “Laugh React”: Why We Need to Stop Feeding the Trolls
Online cruelty is growing, but feeding trolls only empowers them. Learn why ignoring, reporting, and blocking them is the only winning strategy—and how to protect your peace in digital spaces.
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October 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Trolls don’t want conversation. They want chaos. Your reaction is their reward. Here’s why the smartest response is silence, and how to reclaim your peace online.
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For 120 years and counting, the National Audubon Society has preserved bird habitats, conducted scientific research, influenced policymakers to enact commonsense conservation laws, and engaged communities across the hemisphere to protect the natural resources. share.google/K7SDXzC2w4ts...
National Audubon Society
The National Audubon Society protects birds and the places they need, today and tomorrow, throughout the Americas using science, advocacy, education, and on-the-ground conservation.
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October 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
For 120 years and counting, the National Audubon Society has preserved bird habitats, conducted scientific research, influenced policymakers to enact commonsense conservation laws, and engaged communities across the hemisphere to protect the natural resources. share.google/K7SDXzC2w4ts...
I was playing around with an idea for a small bumper sticker or emblem for a beanie of cap. What do you think of this?
October 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I was playing around with an idea for a small bumper sticker or emblem for a beanie of cap. What do you think of this?
If Speaker Johnson refuses to convene, a majority of House members can vote to compel the chamber into session. Under House precedents, a majority constitutes a quorum and can conduct business — including swearing in members and electing a new Speaker if necessary.
October 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
If Speaker Johnson refuses to convene, a majority of House members can vote to compel the chamber into session. Under House precedents, a majority constitutes a quorum and can conduct business — including swearing in members and electing a new Speaker if necessary.
So he just wrote a letter saying he's a fascist. We know, Donald.
September 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
So he just wrote a letter saying he's a fascist. We know, Donald.
Me: "I can't believe they're going to have a UFC fight at the White House."
Them: "No worse then when Biden lit it up with rainbow colored lights."
I can't take these people seriously.
Them: "No worse then when Biden lit it up with rainbow colored lights."
I can't take these people seriously.
September 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Me: "I can't believe they're going to have a UFC fight at the White House."
Them: "No worse then when Biden lit it up with rainbow colored lights."
I can't take these people seriously.
Them: "No worse then when Biden lit it up with rainbow colored lights."
I can't take these people seriously.
My son doesn't like wrestling. I can't get him to watch an episode of #WWE RAW with me. But, he loves playing #WWE2K25 with me. I'm loving it.
My son loves video games, but isn't as big a fan of wrestling as his dad. I finally bought #WWE2K25 for myself, and now he's excited to play the game with me.
I'm not sure it'll stick. I'm sure he'll get frustrated with the controls. But, it should be fun.
I'm not sure it'll stick. I'm sure he'll get frustrated with the controls. But, it should be fun.
September 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Thank goodness for trans men and women.
September 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Thank goodness for trans men and women.
Who the fuck is Charlie Kirk and why are people worshipping him?
September 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Who the fuck is Charlie Kirk and why are people worshipping him?