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i am the sole architect of the 2008 global financial crisis
troglodytegeorge.bsky.social
i'm ninety percent sure this idiot doesn't know how to buy a nice sweater
troglodytegeorge.bsky.social
omg real me too. i'm crashing out harder than anyone has ever crashed out before 😎😜
troglodytegeorge.bsky.social
that's genuinely pathetic and i'm disgusted
troglodytegeorge.bsky.social
talking to a guy who claims to be allergic to wool. no offense in a just world you and your line would have died out generations ago
troglodytegeorge.bsky.social
just saw someone smokinh a cigarette i feel like i'm at the zoo
troglodytegeorge.bsky.social
okay that's fine too. sorry for trying to include tou
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aherrera.bsky.social
Don't even try to trap me in a corn maze, bro. I'll eat all the corn.
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competentposter.bsky.social
If any of you mutinous dogs were looking for a bluesky alternative, may I recommend "the brig". Now get back to posting, you bilge rats, or there'll be the devil to pay.
troglodytegeorge.bsky.social
thank you so much for shipping my order i don't think i want it anymore
troglodytegeorge.bsky.social
going to the groupchat where everyone sends pictures of rainbows they see and asking if they ever get tired of bothering me