ollie
trollieproblem.bsky.social
ollie
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designer + swe // just doing things // life is a dance // probably talks too much about butts
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Republicans on the Board of Elections are trying to steal your vote and raise your rent. 🚫🗳️

Here's how we can stop this illegal backroom deal:
September 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
also in the sensory deprivation tank: why are all my visual hallucinations brat green?
in the sensory deprivation tank: i wonder if anyone's ever had diarrhoea in here
April 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
me to friend who just took a tantra workshop: so is tantra just gooning?
April 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
in the sensory deprivation tank: i wonder if anyone's ever had diarrhoea in here
April 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
you’re mad about cars and eggs getting expensive, i’m excited fentanyl is about to get a lot cheaper
March 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
at least i got into berghain open.substack.com/pub/trolliep...
Berghain: At The Temple to Techno
I'm better than the world's richest man in at least one way: I got into Berghain
open.substack.com
February 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
best friend from college was in town last weekend, telling me about being on the queer dj circuit

every story is somehow at the intersection of labour rights violations and mental illness
January 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
continuing to exercise my constitutional right to post links to thinks i wrote without being SILENCED

open.substack.com/pub/trolliep...
peeling/growing
oh good, another "this vs that" post
open.substack.com
January 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
thank god someone is telling the kids
January 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
anyone got a primer on what’s worth knowing about the latest round of bird flu?
December 30, 2024 at 6:34 PM
i have still never eaten an oyster
December 22, 2024 at 4:03 PM
thank god for the word “vibe”, i can complement strangers without saying “good aura”
December 15, 2024 at 12:11 AM
does anyone else:
- have a night every 6-12mo where they sleep terribly (normally excellent sleeper)
- wake up w vertigo or similar
- throw up 30-50 times, ~every 20 mins if not lying down
- gone after sleep

already checked, it's not BPPV
December 13, 2024 at 8:30 PM
freedom to post links!

i just wrote a new substack about why you *should* be delulu-maxxing trollieproblem.substack.com/p/overunder
December 5, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Only spotify knows the journey I’ve been in this year
December 4, 2024 at 3:23 PM
weird how heavily engaged (by my standards) this was on twitter! i guess i know a lot of autists over there?

x.com/trollie_prob...
December 4, 2024 at 1:26 AM
failed at being gay on twitter but thankfully i have a new mic
December 3, 2024 at 9:20 PM
i have a CPA for the first time in my life and it feels fucking amazing
December 2, 2024 at 3:59 PM
anyone else find that in-ear headphones, esp with noise cancelling, make you feel claustrophobic after a little while? like your brain/thoughts are being *compressed* almost?
December 2, 2024 at 3:19 PM
when i’m looking for a book and ask Claude to help find it and it turns out i imagined it, is that a sign i should write it?
November 30, 2024 at 4:30 PM
i think i’m finally ready to learn about seed oils
November 30, 2024 at 2:09 PM
i guess we doin’ bluesky now

(ok but actually v excited to give this a spin!)
November 29, 2024 at 9:21 PM