Jennifer Matarese
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Jennifer Matarese
@trollprincess.bsky.social
She/her. 47. Bisexual. Host of “Disaster Area” podcast (@disasterarea.bsky.social). Am about to spend the next four years as spitefully queer as possible.
Me: I get so many great pictures of Professor at camp.

At camp today:
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Soooooooo if anybody can spare a few bucks, I am broke until payday and could use a few groceries. I’m out of iced tea, mayo, and a couple other things. ❤️
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I work at a dog camp, where the dogs board and spend hours outdoors, and right now a ton of them need coats when they go out. That includes my own dog, who shivers like crazy without a coat or a sweater.
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account.
December 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This went viral on Heated Rivalry TT and now I guess I am the woman who is the face of having a fannish breakdown when Ilya is brutally honest with Shane from thousands of miles away.
December 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If words like aunt, vase, and pecan can have multiple perfectly acceptable pronunciations, so can GIF.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’m. Fucking. DYING.
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Con: Seventh Thanksgiving I missed due to work.

Pro: This is what we did today.
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Mom: Your (MAGA) cousin and aunt are complaining because they say you never say thank you for your Christmas presents.

My petty ass:
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Professor wanted me to make sure that everybody has taken their meds and had to drink water and done a few exercises and given themselves a little treat for being good today.
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Today in accountability:

1. I worked at dog camp.
2. I fed and played with Professor.
3. I worked out at the Y for forty minutes or so.
4. I am now at Panera about to work on the podcast.
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
When you had a cheeseburger and fries and now you’re passed out on the electric blanket as God intended.
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Two images that have the same energy:
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Pfft, zero days since I broke that rule …
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I did not train him to do this.
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatized you? 😬

I don’t know who let me watch this while I was still a little kid who looked a LOT like Carol Anne, but I hope they get devoured by fire ants.
November 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I didn’t have a T-shirt specifically for if Dick Cheney died, but I do have one for if a war criminal who should’ve spent decades in jail but was never put on trial dies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Okay, I’m just going to throw this out there because my bank account is about to go into the red and I don’t have gas in my car, but if anyone can spare a few bucks right now, I could use the help.
November 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
May you all feel as comfy as this warm snuggly child.
October 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
So you ARE admitting you’re acting like a king?
October 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
There’s a damn good reason this is hanging over my bed.
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
When you hate the paparazzi.
October 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM