Jennifer Matarese
@trollprincess.bsky.social
She/her. 47. Bisexual. Host of “Disaster Area” podcast (@disasterarea.bsky.social). Am about to spend the next four years as spitefully queer as possible.
Me: I get so many great pictures of Professor at camp.
At camp today:
At camp today:
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Me: I get so many great pictures of Professor at camp.
At camp today:
At camp today:
Soooooooo if anybody can spare a few bucks, I am broke until payday and could use a few groceries. I’m out of iced tea, mayo, and a couple other things. ❤️
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Soooooooo if anybody can spare a few bucks, I am broke until payday and could use a few groceries. I’m out of iced tea, mayo, and a couple other things. ❤️
I work at a dog camp, where the dogs board and spend hours outdoors, and right now a ton of them need coats when they go out. That includes my own dog, who shivers like crazy without a coat or a sweater.
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I work at a dog camp, where the dogs board and spend hours outdoors, and right now a ton of them need coats when they go out. That includes my own dog, who shivers like crazy without a coat or a sweater.
Picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account.
December 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account.
This went viral on Heated Rivalry TT and now I guess I am the woman who is the face of having a fannish breakdown when Ilya is brutally honest with Shane from thousands of miles away.
December 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This went viral on Heated Rivalry TT and now I guess I am the woman who is the face of having a fannish breakdown when Ilya is brutally honest with Shane from thousands of miles away.
If words like aunt, vase, and pecan can have multiple perfectly acceptable pronunciations, so can GIF.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If words like aunt, vase, and pecan can have multiple perfectly acceptable pronunciations, so can GIF.
I’m. Fucking. DYING.
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I’m. Fucking. DYING.
Con: Seventh Thanksgiving I missed due to work.
Pro: This is what we did today.
Pro: This is what we did today.
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Con: Seventh Thanksgiving I missed due to work.
Pro: This is what we did today.
Pro: This is what we did today.
Mom: Your (MAGA) cousin and aunt are complaining because they say you never say thank you for your Christmas presents.
My petty ass:
My petty ass:
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Mom: Your (MAGA) cousin and aunt are complaining because they say you never say thank you for your Christmas presents.
My petty ass:
My petty ass:
Professor wanted me to make sure that everybody has taken their meds and had to drink water and done a few exercises and given themselves a little treat for being good today.
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Professor wanted me to make sure that everybody has taken their meds and had to drink water and done a few exercises and given themselves a little treat for being good today.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Today in accountability:
1. I worked at dog camp.
2. I fed and played with Professor.
3. I worked out at the Y for forty minutes or so.
4. I am now at Panera about to work on the podcast.
1. I worked at dog camp.
2. I fed and played with Professor.
3. I worked out at the Y for forty minutes or so.
4. I am now at Panera about to work on the podcast.
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Today in accountability:
1. I worked at dog camp.
2. I fed and played with Professor.
3. I worked out at the Y for forty minutes or so.
4. I am now at Panera about to work on the podcast.
1. I worked at dog camp.
2. I fed and played with Professor.
3. I worked out at the Y for forty minutes or so.
4. I am now at Panera about to work on the podcast.
When you had a cheeseburger and fries and now you’re passed out on the electric blanket as God intended.
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
When you had a cheeseburger and fries and now you’re passed out on the electric blanket as God intended.
Two images that have the same energy:
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Two images that have the same energy:
Pfft, zero days since I broke that rule …
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Pfft, zero days since I broke that rule …
I did not train him to do this.
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I did not train him to do this.
Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatized you? 😬
I don’t know who let me watch this while I was still a little kid who looked a LOT like Carol Anne, but I hope they get devoured by fire ants.
I don’t know who let me watch this while I was still a little kid who looked a LOT like Carol Anne, but I hope they get devoured by fire ants.
November 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatized you? 😬
I don’t know who let me watch this while I was still a little kid who looked a LOT like Carol Anne, but I hope they get devoured by fire ants.
I don’t know who let me watch this while I was still a little kid who looked a LOT like Carol Anne, but I hope they get devoured by fire ants.
I didn’t have a T-shirt specifically for if Dick Cheney died, but I do have one for if a war criminal who should’ve spent decades in jail but was never put on trial dies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I didn’t have a T-shirt specifically for if Dick Cheney died, but I do have one for if a war criminal who should’ve spent decades in jail but was never put on trial dies.
Okay, I’m just going to throw this out there because my bank account is about to go into the red and I don’t have gas in my car, but if anyone can spare a few bucks right now, I could use the help.
November 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Okay, I’m just going to throw this out there because my bank account is about to go into the red and I don’t have gas in my car, but if anyone can spare a few bucks right now, I could use the help.
May you all feel as comfy as this warm snuggly child.
October 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
May you all feel as comfy as this warm snuggly child.
So you ARE admitting you’re acting like a king?
October 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
So you ARE admitting you’re acting like a king?
There’s a damn good reason this is hanging over my bed.
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
There’s a damn good reason this is hanging over my bed.
When you hate the paparazzi.
October 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
When you hate the paparazzi.