that cheap guy
@troybucket.bsky.social
Lollygagger & champion introvert. Train/tram nerd. Kentuckian. Troybucket on most gaming platforms. he/him
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
Sorry Bing, but this is the best version of this song imo.
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Sorry Bing, but this is the best version of this song imo.
My kid gave me an update about her Quebec adventure and I’m in a much better mood now.
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My kid gave me an update about her Quebec adventure and I’m in a much better mood now.
It’s very difficult to say anything Christlike when this motherfucker is making jokes about murder victims getting suntans. Also difficult to not express opinions about what this piece of shit deserves.
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It’s very difficult to say anything Christlike when this motherfucker is making jokes about murder victims getting suntans. Also difficult to not express opinions about what this piece of shit deserves.
Canes should hand out little medals to the 6-piece prize recipients.
December 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Canes should hand out little medals to the 6-piece prize recipients.
My kid snapped this photo at the Christmas market in Quebec City and I believe the eternal question of how a dog should wear pants is resolved.
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My kid snapped this photo at the Christmas market in Quebec City and I believe the eternal question of how a dog should wear pants is resolved.
So there’s a chance Pluribus is just a variation of my favorite Simpsons joke.
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
So there’s a chance Pluribus is just a variation of my favorite Simpsons joke.
See the daphnia swimming around in these wastewater effluent samples? That’s a partial sign that the water has been treated correctly and is in good shape to be discharged back into the ecosystem. These samples will undergo whole effluent toxicity tests, which involves using test minnows.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
See the daphnia swimming around in these wastewater effluent samples? That’s a partial sign that the water has been treated correctly and is in good shape to be discharged back into the ecosystem. These samples will undergo whole effluent toxicity tests, which involves using test minnows.
Can’t wait to see all the cpap wraps
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Can’t wait to see all the cpap wraps
All the holiday flights are canceled and a bunch of straight-shooting Mormons and rough-n-rowdy Belters are stuck together at the spaceport. Hilarity ensues. Merry Beltalowda Christmas to us all.
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
All the holiday flights are canceled and a bunch of straight-shooting Mormons and rough-n-rowdy Belters are stuck together at the spaceport. Hilarity ensues. Merry Beltalowda Christmas to us all.
With his advanced degrees, he should be running a Fortune 500 company, but instead he manages his family’s small town accounting firm.
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
With his advanced degrees, he should be running a Fortune 500 company, but instead he manages his family’s small town accounting firm.
He inherited a struggling Christmas tree farm back home in Charm City…
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
He inherited a struggling Christmas tree farm back home in Charm City…
Attention fellow Expanse cultists: you can play as Frankie Adams in the new Call of Duty.
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Attention fellow Expanse cultists: you can play as Frankie Adams in the new Call of Duty.
My social battery is still on empty so I didn’t feel like going to the grocery to get tetrazzini supplies, so I used what I had on hand and made turkey chili, and it wasn’t too shabby.
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My social battery is still on empty so I didn’t feel like going to the grocery to get tetrazzini supplies, so I used what I had on hand and made turkey chili, and it wasn’t too shabby.
Picked up a handful of baby mother-of-millions (kalanchoe…) plants from my folks’ house. If you want a house full of free, low maintenance, space alien-looking succulents, this is the way to go.
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Picked up a handful of baby mother-of-millions (kalanchoe…) plants from my folks’ house. If you want a house full of free, low maintenance, space alien-looking succulents, this is the way to go.
Belly scritches for the big boy
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Belly scritches for the big boy
Look at this turkey
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Look at this turkey
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.”
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Who’s on your TV dad Mount Rushmore?
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Who’s on your TV dad Mount Rushmore?
Many of us will never turn to fascism because we watched The Wave in our high school civics classes.
November 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Many of us will never turn to fascism because we watched The Wave in our high school civics classes.