Tex Star
@truebluetexan.bsky.social
True Blue Texan. Democrat. Cat lover. Loves Dad jokes. Mischievous. For Truth, Justice, and the American Way. Powered by coffee and humor. Indoor Enthusiast.
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Three golf clubs walk into a bar
The putter orders a beer
The wedge orders a tequila
The third one says, "Nothing for me. I'm the driver"
The putter orders a beer
The wedge orders a tequila
The third one says, "Nothing for me. I'm the driver"
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Three golf clubs walk into a bar
The putter orders a beer
The wedge orders a tequila
The third one says, "Nothing for me. I'm the driver"
The putter orders a beer
The wedge orders a tequila
The third one says, "Nothing for me. I'm the driver"
I really don't understand the point of hot-dog-eating contests. I mean, when it comes to people cramming huge amounts of weiners in their mouths, no one will ever top the all-time champion: your mom.
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I really don't understand the point of hot-dog-eating contests. I mean, when it comes to people cramming huge amounts of weiners in their mouths, no one will ever top the all-time champion: your mom.
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I wouldn't put it past this court to let Texas's maps stand, and then rule against California's, which were passed by the voters.
There's no rational case they could make for ruling that way, but they don't bother to make a case anymore, they just use the shadow docket for illegitimate rulings.
There's no rational case they could make for ruling that way, but they don't bother to make a case anymore, they just use the shadow docket for illegitimate rulings.
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I wouldn't put it past this court to let Texas's maps stand, and then rule against California's, which were passed by the voters.
There's no rational case they could make for ruling that way, but they don't bother to make a case anymore, they just use the shadow docket for illegitimate rulings.
There's no rational case they could make for ruling that way, but they don't bother to make a case anymore, they just use the shadow docket for illegitimate rulings.
Phuck the Supreme Court!!!
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Phuck the Supreme Court!!!
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Putin says Europeans sabotaged peace talks and are on the side of war.
BS. Putin can stop fighting any time he wants. He deserves no concessions for attacking a neighboring country without provocation.
Stop fighting. Go home, Putin. Then the war would be over. 🙄
BS. Putin can stop fighting any time he wants. He deserves no concessions for attacking a neighboring country without provocation.
Stop fighting. Go home, Putin. Then the war would be over. 🙄
December 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Putin says Europeans sabotaged peace talks and are on the side of war.
BS. Putin can stop fighting any time he wants. He deserves no concessions for attacking a neighboring country without provocation.
Stop fighting. Go home, Putin. Then the war would be over. 🙄
BS. Putin can stop fighting any time he wants. He deserves no concessions for attacking a neighboring country without provocation.
Stop fighting. Go home, Putin. Then the war would be over. 🙄
You're not the dumbest guy in the world but you better hope he doesn't die!😜
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You're not the dumbest guy in the world but you better hope he doesn't die!😜
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Senator Mark Kelly is fucking take no shit baller!!🔥🤦♂️ Love this guy!!!
December 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Senator Mark Kelly is fucking take no shit baller!!🔥🤦♂️ Love this guy!!!
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Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone except that fat, lying, child-raping, twice impeached, porn star raw-dogging, Russia-colluding, insurrection-inciting, treasonous, classified documents-stealing felonious, dictator-loving, Constitution-defying MOTHERFUCKER, but I repeat myself.
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone except that fat, lying, child-raping, twice impeached, porn star raw-dogging, Russia-colluding, insurrection-inciting, treasonous, classified documents-stealing felonious, dictator-loving, Constitution-defying MOTHERFUCKER, but I repeat myself.
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Can we deport Trump to hell? That’s clearly where he came from.
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Can we deport Trump to hell? That’s clearly where he came from.
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Another fight where we have to make sure that Dominion voting machines are NOT used in voting in the US! Fuck the Republicans!
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Another fight where we have to make sure that Dominion voting machines are NOT used in voting in the US! Fuck the Republicans!
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There was no "Emergency" situation with crime in DC. This stunt got a 20 year old young woman killed.
It. Got. A. Woman. Killed.
It. Got. A. Woman. Killed.
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
There was no "Emergency" situation with crime in DC. This stunt got a 20 year old young woman killed.
It. Got. A. Woman. Killed.
It. Got. A. Woman. Killed.
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There is literally no reason for the military to be in D.C.
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
There is literally no reason for the military to be in D.C.
A man who was in court for stealing a bag took just three minutes to get sentenced.
It was a briefcase. 😜
It was a briefcase. 😜
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A man who was in court for stealing a bag took just three minutes to get sentenced.
It was a briefcase. 😜
It was a briefcase. 😜
Saw an old TV for sale for $5 with a broken volume knob.
I couldn't turn it down.
I couldn't turn it down.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Saw an old TV for sale for $5 with a broken volume knob.
I couldn't turn it down.
I couldn't turn it down.
That's right! FU Donald Trump and your whole damn crew!
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
That's right! FU Donald Trump and your whole damn crew!
There is but one real solution to Donald Trump; everyone knows what it is, but we are forbidden to speak it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
There is but one real solution to Donald Trump; everyone knows what it is, but we are forbidden to speak it.
Buhahaha!
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Buhahaha!
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November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
FU Donald Trump! Go to hell you sorry ass mofo!
lol. lmao even
Federal judge dismisses Comey, Letitia James indictments
Federal judge dismisses Comey, Letitia James indictments
Federal judge dismisses Comey, Letitia James indictments
A federal judge has dismissed the indictments against former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James.
san.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
FU Donald Trump! Go to hell you sorry ass mofo!
He gotta go!
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
He gotta go!
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Trump is a Russian asset and traitor to the United States."
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Trump is a Russian asset and traitor to the United States."
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