This version of the Labour Party was founded on the belief that being on "the left" is a mortal sin, making you truly irredeemable. The idea that the McSweeney die-hards would countenance a public "tack left" is preposterous. They'd rather set the world on fire.

Your job is to stick your head out the window and check whether it's raining you appalling losers

Probably, but if you were a sugar daddy to the labour party (ewwwww) youd be looking at that under-20% polling and ask for an extra big lollipop

Apart from the obvious stuff, I do wonder about the state of Labour finances and how much cash on hand they'd have for a big election like that

Is ... is that music picked by whoever makes this? That's not a dubbed over thing?

Hummus actually came over with the Jutes.

Awesome! Is that the Peak District?

Not even a year and Bloodwork already has its thumb on the scale for any Labour leadership election. You hate to see a comrade fall to electoralism.

Why would Abbadon the Despoiler do this?

Just say "that's a family matter, no comment" like any normal human being but instead he's got to be this weird robot guy who goes "AHH I LOVE TO KICK FOOT BALL AND WATCH THIS THING YOU HUMANS CALL A GAME"

Was he always this weird or has he had so much media training it's broken him?