Hobbits are canonically lazy, absent minded little guys who only care about eating and smoking weed, why would I want to invest in one of their startups

I can't wait for Senator Louise Lucas to nuke this tweet from orbit. do you think she's going to post the Mamdani and Ms. Rachel fake-crying meme

smol bean landlords

falls in that sweet spot of "clearly racist and upsetting to look at" but not "so racist that it can't be shown on TV." he's perfectly threaded the racism needle

I feel like bit where he repeatedly told a group of black members of Congress to "go back where you came from" is more egregiously racist. I'm wondering if this is getting more traction because it has images and video that can play on loop, so cable news producers like it?

"I can't get into his heart. I don't know if it was an accident or malicious" perhaps if you were to take this action in the context of everything else Donald Trump has ever said or done you could better assess whether this was malicious or not

TO: [email protected]
FROM: [email protected]
June 27th, 1914

did u hear teh archduke is comin 2 sarajevo 2morow

my 8th grade history teacher was named Mr. Huffindick.

when I watch old VHS rips of MST3k I get such comforting vibes from all the Comedy Central bumpers and commercials. baby Marc Maron doing sports commentary, Penn Jillette hollering about 24 hour Abbott and Costello marathons... Such a beautiful piece of broadcast history

ICE agents look terrified when they're out on the streets in a group, with backup. if Trump tries to deploy individual ICE agents to stand at polling places by themselves, most of them are calling in sick that day

"I'm not a republican or a democrat I hate both parties and politics is a scam, I just think that [list of rightwing grievances that align 100% with republican party talking points]"

she's taking a really hands-off approach to Epstein creeps running our Olympic committee and a really hands-on approach to making sure nobody builds any apartments anywhere in the city

"why are you asking me to show moral leadership on issues relating to the city of Los Angeles? I am merely the mayor of Los Angeles!"

do not cite the deep magic to me, witch, I was there when it was written

yeah I always thought it was weird how season 4 ended with that title card saying "NOTE: Prince Andrew died on his way back to his home planet"