And George Wendt
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Using special parts; making robot friends.
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
I highly recommend reading this article because you can see a bunch of pictures of faith leaders facepalming as a politician triangulates at them
“I would rather you vote for what is morally correct,” Davidson said.
“Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back.
“Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”
“Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back.
“Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”
DeLauro to pressing clergy: 'I will not vote to abolish ICE'
The Connecticut U.S. representative found herself at odds with faith leaders.
www.ctpublic.org
February 7, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I highly recommend reading this article because you can see a bunch of pictures of faith leaders facepalming as a politician triangulates at them
not trying to make light of a public servant doing something brave to protect vulnerable communities, but I am losing my mind over the knowledge that there's a person whose name is "Calvinball"
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
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February 6, 2026 at 9:55 PM
not trying to make light of a public servant doing something brave to protect vulnerable communities, but I am losing my mind over the knowledge that there's a person whose name is "Calvinball"
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
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I realized that a lot of the guys who have been found in the Epstein files are probably really struggling because the guy they would have gone to for advice about being discovered in the Epstein files was JEFFREY EPSTEIN
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I realized that a lot of the guys who have been found in the Epstein files are probably really struggling because the guy they would have gone to for advice about being discovered in the Epstein files was JEFFREY EPSTEIN
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![A classic tweet from @kennykeil
[Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped]
I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dwqmtoy5uzacqe3bt5ib44oo/bafkreidsxaapkreaeus7oqavtvgeqb6u6jnd57gcutdxtcw4mgluiszimi@jpeg)
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we've learned that the chairman of LA's Olympic committee was romantically involved with a notorious child sex trafficker and the mayor's response is basically, "who's to say whether that's a good thing or a bad thing? not me!"
"Ultimately, any decision on the LA28 leadership must be made by the LA28 Board. As you know, they are a separate and independent nonprofit organization."
Statement from LA Mayor Karen Bass (which just landed in my inbox) who is *not* calling for LA28's Casey Wasserman to step down
Statement from LA Mayor Karen Bass (which just landed in my inbox) who is *not* calling for LA28's Casey Wasserman to step down
February 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
we've learned that the chairman of LA's Olympic committee was romantically involved with a notorious child sex trafficker and the mayor's response is basically, "who's to say whether that's a good thing or a bad thing? not me!"
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Friend: (getting acid thrown in his face, permanently disfiguring him) My visage!!
Me: (gasping) His countenance
Me: (gasping) His countenance
February 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Friend: (getting acid thrown in his face, permanently disfiguring him) My visage!!
Me: (gasping) His countenance
Me: (gasping) His countenance
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
RiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026!
Mike, Kevin, and Bill are heading back to the Satellite of Love for Mystery Science Theater 3000: THE RIFFTRAX EXPERIMENTS!
www.kickstarter.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:16 PM
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
[person who sent 673 fawning emails to Jeffrey Epstein between 2008 and 2019] "I deeply regret my brief business relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. I intend to learn from this experience as I continue my valuable work as president of the Harvard Institute for Being a Good Judge of Character"
February 1, 2026 at 9:13 PM
[person who sent 673 fawning emails to Jeffrey Epstein between 2008 and 2019] "I deeply regret my brief business relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. I intend to learn from this experience as I continue my valuable work as president of the Harvard Institute for Being a Good Judge of Character"
if I were King Theoden I would simply not hire a man named Grima Wormtongue to be my most trusted advisor. did you interview anyone else? was Shady Traitorweasel asking for too much money?
January 31, 2026 at 10:12 PM
if I were King Theoden I would simply not hire a man named Grima Wormtongue to be my most trusted advisor. did you interview anyone else? was Shady Traitorweasel asking for too much money?
too bad about the qualifications because honestly $40 an hour is a pretty good rate to come up with synonyms for "white genocide" all day
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 9:18 PM
too bad about the qualifications because honestly $40 an hour is a pretty good rate to come up with synonyms for "white genocide" all day
Trump needs to be careful. if he keeps up with this rhetoric he's gonna get elected mayor of Los Angeles
Trump: "People that own their homes -- we're gonna keep them wealthy. We're gonna keep those prices up. We're not gonna destroy the value of their homes so that somebody who didn't work very hard can buy a home."
January 29, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Trump needs to be careful. if he keeps up with this rhetoric he's gonna get elected mayor of Los Angeles
[Layla piano coda intensifies]
DHS SECRETARY KRISTI NOEM AND CLOSE ADVISER COREY LEWANDOWSKI AT RISK OF LOSING THEIR JOBS: THE ATLANTIC
January 27, 2026 at 12:15 AM
[Layla piano coda intensifies]
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If you were born after 1998, you are legally a Baby forever. I'm sorry. That's just how math works.
January 26, 2026 at 10:53 PM
If you were born after 1998, you are legally a Baby forever. I'm sorry. That's just how math works.
President Stephen Miller has been replaced by President Susie Wiles, who will run the country for three to seven days until Trump anoints her successor (Stephen Miller)
"Top Border Patrol official Gregory Bovino and some of his agents are expected to leave Minneapolis on Tuesday and return to their respective sectors, according to three sources familiar the discussions, sidelining a key player in the...immigration crackdown."
www.cnn.com/2026/01/26/p...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/26/p...
Controversial Border Patrol chief and some agents expected to leave Minneapolis on Tuesday, sources say | CNN Politics
Top Border Patrol official Gregory Bovino and some of his agents are expected to leave Minneapolis on Tuesday and return to their respective sectors, according to three sources familiar the discussion...
www.cnn.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:33 PM
President Stephen Miller has been replaced by President Susie Wiles, who will run the country for three to seven days until Trump anoints her successor (Stephen Miller)
One Battle After Another (2025, dir. Paul Thomas Anderson)
An open movement, that’s huge and universal, will be more effective than a closed movement that is tiny and paranoid. If we let a fed spy into rapid response, who cares? For every one of them we get 300 neighbors. All they can do is listen as we swarm them.
January 23, 2026 at 8:51 PM
One Battle After Another (2025, dir. Paul Thomas Anderson)
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It would happen no matter what. The US President is basically a Roomba. When he runs into opposition he turns and starts devouring in another direction. Sooner or later he always circles back, though.
January 23, 2026 at 4:36 PM
It would happen no matter what. The US President is basically a Roomba. When he runs into opposition he turns and starts devouring in another direction. Sooner or later he always circles back, though.
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poor enrollment has forced me to cancel my one credit dual-listed dance and primatology course, Chimps and Salsa
March 18, 2024 at 11:58 PM
poor enrollment has forced me to cancel my one credit dual-listed dance and primatology course, Chimps and Salsa
logging on to brag about getting blacklisted from every farmer's market in a 20 mile radius
January 22, 2026 at 8:23 PM
logging on to brag about getting blacklisted from every farmer's market in a 20 mile radius
