And George Wendt
@trumancapps.bsky.social
Writer of unmarketable scripts and unlikeable skeets. Cohost of the Movie Memory Machine podcast.
Happy Thanksgiving everybody, God bless
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everybody, God bless
she Eustace on my Tilley till I Shout & Murmur
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
she Eustace on my Tilley till I Shout & Murmur
today isn't just Thanksgiving. it's also my birthday. to celebrate, I'm going to post a skeet I thought of over a year ago but have been too scared to put onto the timeline. when you read my next post, you must force yourself to find it amusing, even if you don't want to, in honor of both holidays.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
today isn't just Thanksgiving. it's also my birthday. to celebrate, I'm going to post a skeet I thought of over a year ago but have been too scared to put onto the timeline. when you read my next post, you must force yourself to find it amusing, even if you don't want to, in honor of both holidays.
Good or bad, rich or poor, handsome or ugly, they are all equal now, Charlie Brown
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Good or bad, rich or poor, handsome or ugly, they are all equal now, Charlie Brown
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
DEMOCRATIC PARTY LEADERSHIP: We solemnly condemn the evils of the socialist ideol-
DONALD TRUMP BURSTING THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THE KOOL AID MAN: people are saying we're doing it from each according to his ability and it's gonna to go to each according to his needs like nobody's ever seen before
DONALD TRUMP BURSTING THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THE KOOL AID MAN: people are saying we're doing it from each according to his ability and it's gonna to go to each according to his needs like nobody's ever seen before
Q: would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani administration ?
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
DEMOCRATIC PARTY LEADERSHIP: We solemnly condemn the evils of the socialist ideol-
DONALD TRUMP BURSTING THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THE KOOL AID MAN: people are saying we're doing it from each according to his ability and it's gonna to go to each according to his needs like nobody's ever seen before
DONALD TRUMP BURSTING THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THE KOOL AID MAN: people are saying we're doing it from each according to his ability and it's gonna to go to each according to his needs like nobody's ever seen before
I know we all hate this, but it's smart politics. now that Democratic Party leaders have voted to condemn socialism, Republicans will have no choice but to finally stop labelling every Democratic Party policy as socialism or communism. trust the plan, patriots in control
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I know we all hate this, but it's smart politics. now that Democratic Party leaders have voted to condemn socialism, Republicans will have no choice but to finally stop labelling every Democratic Party policy as socialism or communism. trust the plan, patriots in control
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My therapist: KTMA Cambot isn't real, he can't hurt you.
KTMA Cambot:
KTMA Cambot:
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 AM
My therapist: KTMA Cambot isn't real, he can't hurt you.
KTMA Cambot:
KTMA Cambot:
Marjorie Taylor Greene believes we'll be having elections in 2026 and 2028 and she's acting accordingly
"What is her angle???" Her angle is that the leader of her movement is turning 80 and term-limited and his nominal heir apparent is gonna be defending an economic record everyone hates just like Kamala Harris
I've said for a long time that Marjorie Taylor Greene is not "stupid," but a savvy political operator who knows how to get and keep attention. She's gunning to take the reins of MAGA while also putting distance between her and Trump to avoid fallout from his inevitable meltdown.
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene believes we'll be having elections in 2026 and 2028 and she's acting accordingly
"I want to be president have them play pro wrestler music before I go out to give a speech at a special McDonalds conference" good idea little guy, you're 12
Trump's playlist includes the Undertaker's theme before his remarks at the McDonald's Summit
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
"I want to be president have them play pro wrestler music before I go out to give a speech at a special McDonalds conference" good idea little guy, you're 12
"we're a big tent party which means we need to let bad faith lunatics who have repeatedly tried to set the tent on fire into the tent"
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 AM
"we're a big tent party which means we need to let bad faith lunatics who have repeatedly tried to set the tent on fire into the tent"
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
@schiff.senate.gov impeccable work sir! as one of your constituents in this D+20 state I have only one request: could you send me MORE fundraising texts and emails?
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
@schiff.senate.gov impeccable work sir! as one of your constituents in this D+20 state I have only one request: could you send me MORE fundraising texts and emails?
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to the Joker, these are regular snacks with mentaiko mayonnaise flavor
March 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
to the Joker, these are regular snacks with mentaiko mayonnaise flavor
jeff epstein was such a brilliant and towering intellectual figure that friends recommended he read "My Antonia", which was assigned reading in my 7th grade English class
Larry Summers wife emailed Epstein telling him that he'd love Lolita just like 7 years ago lol
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
jeff epstein was such a brilliant and towering intellectual figure that friends recommended he read "My Antonia", which was assigned reading in my 7th grade English class
always love to see a New York Times reporter trying to defend the New York Times here on Bluesky, the microblogging platform dedicated to hating the New York Times. keep going queen, I'm sure your next skeet is going to be the one that makes us see the light
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
always love to see a New York Times reporter trying to defend the New York Times here on Bluesky, the microblogging platform dedicated to hating the New York Times. keep going queen, I'm sure your next skeet is going to be the one that makes us see the light
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emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts
I love that the titans of culture, academia, and politics who hung out with Jeffrey Epstein talk about him like he was this wildly charismatic figure whose charms they were powerless to resist. and then you look at his emails and they're all just, "by the way..... did u kno.... i am pedofile ;-)"
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I love that the titans of culture, academia, and politics who hung out with Jeffrey Epstein talk about him like he was this wildly charismatic figure whose charms they were powerless to resist. and then you look at his emails and they're all just, "by the way..... did u kno.... i am pedofile ;-)"
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In a significantly weirder case, "Sleeping Lady with Black Vase" is a 1928 oil painting by Róbert Berény. It was lost in WWII, and considered looted by the Nazis and likely destroyed afterwards in the chaos... until someone recognized it as set dressing in the movie "Stuart Little."
Yes, really.
Yes, really.
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
In a significantly weirder case, "Sleeping Lady with Black Vase" is a 1928 oil painting by Róbert Berény. It was lost in WWII, and considered looted by the Nazis and likely destroyed afterwards in the chaos... until someone recognized it as set dressing in the movie "Stuart Little."
Yes, really.
Yes, really.
