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Trump’s Talkin’ Toilet™️ 🚽

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•Flushing the best parts of Donald J. Trump on a semi-regular basis 🚽 •Trans-FRIENDLY 🏳️‍⚧️ •Septic tank holds more national secrets than Langley •Put my seat down, but don’t close my li—*muffled* Democrat 💙 LGBTQ+ activist 🏳️‍🌈 NeverTrumper 🙂‍↔️ Potty Mouth 🚽

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Trump’s Talkin’ Toilet™️ 🚽 @trumpstalkintoilet.bsky.social · Feb 8

Respect.

Patriotism.

Compassion.

There. I just showed you more respect, patriotism and compassion in three seconds than you will ever see from a Republican.

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Trump’s Talkin’ Toilet™️ 🚽 @trumpstalkintoilet.bsky.social · 5h

Absolutely.

This is FACT.

I’m a Utahn.

Kirk was just killed here.

Did Trump send in the guard?

Nope. 👎

Red state. Red, loyal Governor.

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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 14h

This administration is flooding the zone so furiously that people have largely lost track of the lethal attacks on boats in the Caribbean, the gov’t shutdown, the economy, failed release of the Epstein files & so much else. It’s a tactic of would-be strongmen.

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Trump’s Talkin’ Toilet™️ 🚽 @trumpstalkintoilet.bsky.social · 19h

This is why you press for answers—that’s why we USED to call them the “PRESS.”

Obviously the printing press had something to do with it, but let the talking toilet rant.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

Kash was begging for a Community Note

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vegan_front @ardentbreath.bsky.social · 21h

He’s an evil son of a bitch who was unfit or qualified long before I ever heard of the Epstein files. I’m a little tired of our side acting like we need the Epstein files to prove that Donald Trump is an asshole. Remove the motherfucker. But as long as we’re here, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles ⚖️☯️✌️

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 1d

Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. Their plan wasn’t to be public yet. Clearly, someone hit the panic button in his earpiece.

It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out.
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Trump’s Talkin’ Toilet™️ 🚽 @trumpstalkintoilet.bsky.social · 22h

Well, these idiots ARE the same tools that I’m destroying daily at their little Call of Duty Black Ops 6.

Turned in a 56-8 round on a couple of ‘em today 🤣

If it’s any evidence, they really can’t aim

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Trump’s Talkin’ Toilet™️ 🚽 @trumpstalkintoilet.bsky.social · 22h

The coverup that took place before our very eyes that we knew about that we were aware of was happening right in front of us continues…

In secret. 🤫

🙄

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Melody Hamby Goss @melodygoss111.bsky.social · 23h

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Trump’s Talkin’ Toilet™️ 🚽 @trumpstalkintoilet.bsky.social · 1d

Always remember these are the same folks whose best political strategy was to FLOOD THE ZONE WITH SHIT just long enough that they could get a felon rapist insurrectionist liar elected

Trump’s Talkin’ Toilet™️ 🚽 @trumpstalkintoilet.bsky.social · 1d

Right?

She couldn’t even say “NO” when asked whether or not she’d ever seen photos of Trump with unclothed, underage girls.

Think about that.

Only one reason.

Same reason we’ve seen Amelia Earhart & JFK before Epstein.

He’s in the files, he IS the files.

I can’t wait for the day.

Trump’s Talkin’ Toilet™️ 🚽 @trumpstalkintoilet.bsky.social · 1d

This. All of this.

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

Of all the many, many questions Pamela Jo Bondi refused to answer today, the most incendiary was about whether she's seen photos of Donald Trump with unclothed underage girls. It is so damning that she couldn't just say, "No."

Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 1d

This is not going well for Pam Bondi

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 1d

This is not going well for Pam Bondi

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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 1d

All these headlines saying “Bondi Goes on the Attack.” Really? She wasn’t in the octagon, she’s a public servant who was at an oversight hearing. Her job was to answer questions. She refused to do her job. Stop glamorizing and whitewashing this moronic, performative bullshit.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.

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Trump’s Talkin’ Toilet™️ 🚽 @trumpstalkintoilet.bsky.social · 1d

Yup and it’s delicious

Trump’s Talkin’ Toilet™️ 🚽 @trumpstalkintoilet.bsky.social · 1d

This is what a patriot looks like in 2025. This is also what the far right calls a “riot.”

Sadly, we’ve been reduced to having to put on inflatable costumes and dancing in the streets to ensure we’re not tear gassed for expressing our displeasure that AMERICA HAS BECOME A FASCIST HOTBED. America.

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Trump’s Talkin’ Toilet™️ 🚽 @trumpstalkintoilet.bsky.social · 1d

This is Trump’s America. Misdirection and lies. They want is to be confused

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Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree.bsky.social · 1d

2:15 pm - Speaker Johnson says Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva D-AZ can be sworn in 'as soon as she wants.'

Two hours later, GOP tells reporters Grijalva won't be sworn in until the government shutdown is over.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 1d

The shutdown isn’t just about healthcare - it’s also about Congress reining in the president. We’re going to have a fight, so let’s have it now.

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Trump’s Talkin’ Toilet™️ 🚽 @trumpstalkintoilet.bsky.social · 1d

Republicans consider phone tapping a call log request in the same way they see a shutdown over medical insurance premiums for 20 MILLION AMERICANS as “giving free insurance to illegals immigrants.” 😑

You mean all six of ‘em that might have actually snuck past the barriers, laws, checks & balances

Trump’s Talkin’ Toilet™️ 🚽 @trumpstalkintoilet.bsky.social · 1d

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Trump’s Talkin’ Toilet™️ 🚽 @trumpstalkintoilet.bsky.social · 1d

Can someone— anyone—tell me why in the first fuck he would take this angle?!

Why doesn’t he read the room—is it California’s “moderate” Republican demo he’s after here?

What in the yellow hell is happening with this guy?

He’s killing me.

🤦🏻

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Trump’s Talkin’ Toilet™️ 🚽 @trumpstalkintoilet.bsky.social · 1d

Really sucks. Tried to have some faith in the guy, thought maybe he wasn’t as big of a wishy-washy dipshit.

Wrong.

We really need better than this.