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@trumpstalkintoilet.bsky.social
•Flushing the best parts of Donald J. Trump on a semi-regular basis 🚽
•Trans-FRIENDLY 🏳️⚧️
•Septic tank holds more national secrets than Langley
•Put my seat down, but don’t close my li—*muffled*
Democrat 💙 LGBTQ+ activist 🏳️🌈 NeverTrumper 🙂↔️ Potty Mouth 🚽
•Trans-FRIENDLY 🏳️⚧️
•Septic tank holds more national secrets than Langley
•Put my seat down, but don’t close my li—*muffled*
Democrat 💙 LGBTQ+ activist 🏳️🌈 NeverTrumper 🙂↔️ Potty Mouth 🚽
These are the “worst of the worst” dudes that Noem and Dear Leader say they’re going after. 🙄
Less than 2% of the PEOPLE that ICE is arresting have criminal histories.
The arresting agent is 3x more likely to have a criminal record than they are.
None of this Trumpism makes any fucking sense.
Less than 2% of the PEOPLE that ICE is arresting have criminal histories.
The arresting agent is 3x more likely to have a criminal record than they are.
None of this Trumpism makes any fucking sense.
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
These are the “worst of the worst” dudes that Noem and Dear Leader say they’re going after. 🙄
Less than 2% of the PEOPLE that ICE is arresting have criminal histories.
The arresting agent is 3x more likely to have a criminal record than they are.
None of this Trumpism makes any fucking sense.
Less than 2% of the PEOPLE that ICE is arresting have criminal histories.
The arresting agent is 3x more likely to have a criminal record than they are.
None of this Trumpism makes any fucking sense.
Fuck his publicist.
He’s an actor. A legendary one at that.
As such, he has to be aware of the material he’s working.
“It was a job” isn’t gonna fly, especially not when he isn’t even both-sidesing in this doc.
It’s a pro-RFK puff piece and it sucks, he oughta do better IMO 🤷♂️
He’s an actor. A legendary one at that.
As such, he has to be aware of the material he’s working.
“It was a job” isn’t gonna fly, especially not when he isn’t even both-sidesing in this doc.
It’s a pro-RFK puff piece and it sucks, he oughta do better IMO 🤷♂️
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Fuck his publicist.
He’s an actor. A legendary one at that.
As such, he has to be aware of the material he’s working.
“It was a job” isn’t gonna fly, especially not when he isn’t even both-sidesing in this doc.
It’s a pro-RFK puff piece and it sucks, he oughta do better IMO 🤷♂️
He’s an actor. A legendary one at that.
As such, he has to be aware of the material he’s working.
“It was a job” isn’t gonna fly, especially not when he isn’t even both-sidesing in this doc.
It’s a pro-RFK puff piece and it sucks, he oughta do better IMO 🤷♂️
Okay so I have to know if this is real imagery or not 🤣
December 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Okay so I have to know if this is real imagery or not 🤣
This is false and I’ll hear no more of it. Now, back to throwing all of my hopes, dreams and adult responsibilities in the trash to remain addicted to Black Ops.. 🎮
December 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
This is false and I’ll hear no more of it. Now, back to throwing all of my hopes, dreams and adult responsibilities in the trash to remain addicted to Black Ops.. 🎮
Dude, they woke-ify everything.
Nothing is woke. It’s a made up term.
It’s only woke because they want create some derogatory term for everything we hold dear or they don’t like.
Nothing is woke. It’s a made up term.
It’s only woke because they want create some derogatory term for everything we hold dear or they don’t like.
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Dude, they woke-ify everything.
Nothing is woke. It’s a made up term.
It’s only woke because they want create some derogatory term for everything we hold dear or they don’t like.
Nothing is woke. It’s a made up term.
It’s only woke because they want create some derogatory term for everything we hold dear or they don’t like.
But does the Buck stop here? 🤨
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
But does the Buck stop here? 🤨
Yep. So glad I closed my Paramount Plus subscription
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Yep. So glad I closed my Paramount Plus subscription
This is my very best friend in the entire world, Senua “Senny” Mae. Her sister from another mister, Jazzy Cat makes a kissy appearance
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This is my very best friend in the entire world, Senua “Senny” Mae. Her sister from another mister, Jazzy Cat makes a kissy appearance
You can paint a cat’s face on a dog’s ass but it’s still a dog
December 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You can paint a cat’s face on a dog’s ass but it’s still a dog
That sums it up.
This evil empire fully expects us to believe them when they tell us they conveniently “left the room after the first bomb hit.”
The way Kegsbreath blamed Gen. Bradley through praise was next level buck passing.
Hegseth said Bradley had “complete authority” (to commit war crimes)
This evil empire fully expects us to believe them when they tell us they conveniently “left the room after the first bomb hit.”
The way Kegsbreath blamed Gen. Bradley through praise was next level buck passing.
Hegseth said Bradley had “complete authority” (to commit war crimes)
December 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
That sums it up.
This evil empire fully expects us to believe them when they tell us they conveniently “left the room after the first bomb hit.”
The way Kegsbreath blamed Gen. Bradley through praise was next level buck passing.
Hegseth said Bradley had “complete authority” (to commit war crimes)
This evil empire fully expects us to believe them when they tell us they conveniently “left the room after the first bomb hit.”
The way Kegsbreath blamed Gen. Bradley through praise was next level buck passing.
Hegseth said Bradley had “complete authority” (to commit war crimes)
Okay, this is high quality app usage
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Okay, this is high quality app usage
🤣 this post was two above yours
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
🤣 this post was two above yours
Give me a break.
OF ALL THE THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED, THIS NEVER HAPPENED THE MOST.
They think we’ll believe anything.
If someone blew up my boat and I was stuck in the middle of the ocean I might try to get some help, too.
🤦🏻
By every definition, this was a war crime. Fuck Kegsbreath
OF ALL THE THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED, THIS NEVER HAPPENED THE MOST.
They think we’ll believe anything.
If someone blew up my boat and I was stuck in the middle of the ocean I might try to get some help, too.
🤦🏻
By every definition, this was a war crime. Fuck Kegsbreath
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Give me a break.
OF ALL THE THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED, THIS NEVER HAPPENED THE MOST.
They think we’ll believe anything.
If someone blew up my boat and I was stuck in the middle of the ocean I might try to get some help, too.
🤦🏻
By every definition, this was a war crime. Fuck Kegsbreath
OF ALL THE THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED, THIS NEVER HAPPENED THE MOST.
They think we’ll believe anything.
If someone blew up my boat and I was stuck in the middle of the ocean I might try to get some help, too.
🤦🏻
By every definition, this was a war crime. Fuck Kegsbreath
Yo, at this rate he’s well on his way to making sure that happens.
To those who haven’t been paying attention, Ukraine isn’t necessarily losing—they’ve got over a MILLION Russian casualties to their credit. With drones and fucking duct tape fighting with 50 year old men, women and teens.
To those who haven’t been paying attention, Ukraine isn’t necessarily losing—they’ve got over a MILLION Russian casualties to their credit. With drones and fucking duct tape fighting with 50 year old men, women and teens.
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Yo, at this rate he’s well on his way to making sure that happens.
To those who haven’t been paying attention, Ukraine isn’t necessarily losing—they’ve got over a MILLION Russian casualties to their credit. With drones and fucking duct tape fighting with 50 year old men, women and teens.
To those who haven’t been paying attention, Ukraine isn’t necessarily losing—they’ve got over a MILLION Russian casualties to their credit. With drones and fucking duct tape fighting with 50 year old men, women and teens.
Look, I’m old enough to catch the Dreamcat/Dreamcast pun in the username
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Look, I’m old enough to catch the Dreamcat/Dreamcast pun in the username
That’s because this one was an actual witch hunt and hoax—unlike each and every accusation against Trump—which pretty much always end up being completely true
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
That’s because this one was an actual witch hunt and hoax—unlike each and every accusation against Trump—which pretty much always end up being completely true
I love @macfarlanenews.bsky.social.
Dude might be one of the few remaining journalists that still simultaneously works for a major network AND has a soul to match his spine
Dude might be one of the few remaining journalists that still simultaneously works for a major network AND has a soul to match his spine
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I love @macfarlanenews.bsky.social.
Dude might be one of the few remaining journalists that still simultaneously works for a major network AND has a soul to match his spine
Dude might be one of the few remaining journalists that still simultaneously works for a major network AND has a soul to match his spine
The insanity of this logic is beyond comprehension.
It essentially translates to:
“Yeah, there’s this Geneva Convention thing, sure, but it was super inconvenient for us to abide by and we know we can shitpost and lie our way out of accountability by praising subordinates for our dirty ass work.”
It essentially translates to:
“Yeah, there’s this Geneva Convention thing, sure, but it was super inconvenient for us to abide by and we know we can shitpost and lie our way out of accountability by praising subordinates for our dirty ass work.”
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The insanity of this logic is beyond comprehension.
It essentially translates to:
“Yeah, there’s this Geneva Convention thing, sure, but it was super inconvenient for us to abide by and we know we can shitpost and lie our way out of accountability by praising subordinates for our dirty ass work.”
It essentially translates to:
“Yeah, there’s this Geneva Convention thing, sure, but it was super inconvenient for us to abide by and we know we can shitpost and lie our way out of accountability by praising subordinates for our dirty ass work.”
Bro it was MTG
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Bro it was MTG
I like your sentiment, but I saw this and worse. I’m a grown ass man and I did not sleep the night he was elected.
I’m a father. A husband. A human with common sense.
For those of us who have a dog in the fight, Trump “winning” was the worse thing that’s ever happened to America
I’m a father. A husband. A human with common sense.
For those of us who have a dog in the fight, Trump “winning” was the worse thing that’s ever happened to America
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I like your sentiment, but I saw this and worse. I’m a grown ass man and I did not sleep the night he was elected.
I’m a father. A husband. A human with common sense.
For those of us who have a dog in the fight, Trump “winning” was the worse thing that’s ever happened to America
I’m a father. A husband. A human with common sense.
For those of us who have a dog in the fight, Trump “winning” was the worse thing that’s ever happened to America
The film leans hard left, thank the lord, and Trumpies won’t find much to like here, old folk won’t get it, so there goes 40% of your potential audience.
Who cares? This flick isn’t for them. It’s a funny modern take on an awful situation and is an insanely cool ride throughout
Who cares? This flick isn’t for them. It’s a funny modern take on an awful situation and is an insanely cool ride throughout
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The film leans hard left, thank the lord, and Trumpies won’t find much to like here, old folk won’t get it, so there goes 40% of your potential audience.
Who cares? This flick isn’t for them. It’s a funny modern take on an awful situation and is an insanely cool ride throughout
Who cares? This flick isn’t for them. It’s a funny modern take on an awful situation and is an insanely cool ride throughout
This film was fucking fantastic.
ANTIFA recruitment opening? Maybe. 🤔
Best line of the film is when Leo’s character talks about how our society is nothing more than the personified perfection of the art of advertising
ANTIFA recruitment opening? Maybe. 🤔
Best line of the film is when Leo’s character talks about how our society is nothing more than the personified perfection of the art of advertising
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
This film was fucking fantastic.
ANTIFA recruitment opening? Maybe. 🤔
Best line of the film is when Leo’s character talks about how our society is nothing more than the personified perfection of the art of advertising
ANTIFA recruitment opening? Maybe. 🤔
Best line of the film is when Leo’s character talks about how our society is nothing more than the personified perfection of the art of advertising