say what you will about the reach of bluesky it remains the internet's top destination for querying information from people who are exactly 38

a sports film that acknowledges it was originally meant to be a toothless PR-friendly "doc" and actually documents the hard pivot to losing access and encountering hostility when reality took a turn would be the first good one of these

we all just kinda live like this now huh

this, 2014 andrew luck's fumble recovery, and marcus mariota's self-completion are the three most bewildering qb scramble touchdowns i've ever seen in the nfl. all three happened against the chiefs

NIGHTMARE ALLEY (del Toro, 2021)

the main appeal of starting in a sitcom is reuniting with your costars eight years later to sell a phone data plan or coffee or insurance

one thing I know: when you think about the mlb playoffs, you think STRAUSS

related, when the president is invading our own country, waging war on our own people, i don't wanna see dems give the GOP shit they ask for, don't wanna hear shit bout 'we hope our friends across the aisle will work with us on bipartisan solutions to the problems they cause' i don't want none of it

Look. Invading our own country is about as straightforward a case as you can have for impeachment. The GOP abandoning the Constitution is kind of the only story there is and it gets no coverage.

this is so sweet

somewhere in Los Angeles an AI company is working on a Super Bowl ad that will make you yearn for the end

"A.I." is the tool of and the prevailing aesthetic of fascists leading to a world devoid of meaning or art.

The one thing I can tell you about the iPhone 17 Pro is that it is available in orange

I have celebrated some fun gambling wins, so I must now say that betting Penn State to make the playoff at -330 might have been the worst bet of my life

he’s right you know

what an awful call by penn state

it’s so good

Parent needs a hand coming up with a fantastical story at bedtime whose details may resemble fact but are impossible to verify?

Congratulations, Nature has already filled this void: what you're looking for is 'an uncle''

but also it’s not a competition all movies are good

also accepting Sinners, Boy and the Heron, Godzilla Minus One, Dungeons and Dragons, Drive My Car and Dune 2

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add this to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social list of reasons to get rid of regular season overtime

Hi I'm an A list actor and I've written a novel and/or a children's book. It's fine. Solid B minus writing. First printing is 800,000 copies

[Listening to the Taylor Swift album at 2.5x so I can get this review out before everyone else] I have to say, her pitch is too high on every single song. Disappointing. Incredible breath control singing that fast though