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Attorney | tweeting largely in hyperbole | clearly not giving legal advice | views are obviously my own and not that of my employer
When you’re a lawyer and your cat gets hurt and has trouble getting into the litter box on his own so you improvise a cat stepping stool
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
When you’re a lawyer and your cat gets hurt and has trouble getting into the litter box on his own so you improvise a cat stepping stool
You’ll just be minding your own business when suddenly Martha-Ann
October 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You’ll just be minding your own business when suddenly Martha-Ann
I don’t think I totally realized I was signing up for IRL spy vs. spy
September 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I don’t think I totally realized I was signing up for IRL spy vs. spy
Now’s your moment Swifties
July 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Now’s your moment Swifties
If there isn’t an Outlook invite…
July 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If there isn’t an Outlook invite…
Running into Strict Scrutiny fans while on vacation but you wore your shirt yesterday
July 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Running into Strict Scrutiny fans while on vacation but you wore your shirt yesterday
Love that my phone reminded me it’s been 5 yrs since one of social media’s epic and most brutal take downs that *actually* made someone delete their account. I needed this laugh.
June 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Love that my phone reminded me it’s been 5 yrs since one of social media’s epic and most brutal take downs that *actually* made someone delete their account. I needed this laugh.
Amy Sherald’s presentation of American realism is arresting in its execution. Don’t miss this exhibit at The Whitney
June 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Amy Sherald’s presentation of American realism is arresting in its execution. Don’t miss this exhibit at The Whitney
Once you get to be over 30, staying up past midnight is an extreme sport
June 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Once you get to be over 30, staying up past midnight is an extreme sport
The stars aligned to bring @strictscrutiny.bsky.social live on Loving Day to NYC— w/ surprise guest Chase Strangio. Profs Litman Murray and Shaw continue to grab lay & legal audiences through their engaging & accessible analysis of the nations highest court. No one’s doing it like them.
June 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The stars aligned to bring @strictscrutiny.bsky.social live on Loving Day to NYC— w/ surprise guest Chase Strangio. Profs Litman Murray and Shaw continue to grab lay & legal audiences through their engaging & accessible analysis of the nations highest court. No one’s doing it like them.
Remembering Loving Day and the essential truism that there exist certain rights so fundamental to who we are as free human beings that cannot be infringed.
June 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Remembering Loving Day and the essential truism that there exist certain rights so fundamental to who we are as free human beings that cannot be infringed.
“Who?!?? Who was foolish enough to go to Central Park in June without an umbrella!???”
June 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
“Who?!?? Who was foolish enough to go to Central Park in June without an umbrella!???”
Happy Pride to all and to New Jersey specifically
June 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Happy Pride to all and to New Jersey specifically
When you’re an attorney who is friends with other professionals, it’s easy to pick unfair fights
May 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
When you’re an attorney who is friends with other professionals, it’s easy to pick unfair fights
Listening to OA like
May 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Listening to OA like
“That’s a lot of words”
May 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“That’s a lot of words”
I’m putting together a team
May 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’m putting together a team
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The average American has three friends
A lot of 14th Am discourse happening lately…
February 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
A lot of 14th Am discourse happening lately…
My sisters get me the best Christmas gifts @strictscrutiny.bsky.social
December 25, 2024 at 3:35 AM
My sisters get me the best Christmas gifts @strictscrutiny.bsky.social
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 29, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
C’mon give me a break - it’s thanksgiving
November 29, 2024 at 4:55 PM
C’mon give me a break - it’s thanksgiving
Despite having attempted to destroy the castle, Bowser won re-election and one of his first appointments was a Thwomp to run Justice
November 15, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Despite having attempted to destroy the castle, Bowser won re-election and one of his first appointments was a Thwomp to run Justice
(Rain existing)
NYC metro right now:
NYC metro right now:
November 11, 2024 at 4:38 AM
(Rain existing)
NYC metro right now:
NYC metro right now: