Tucker’sLap aka Noel Goldsmith
@tuckerslap.bsky.social
Shakespeare(anti-Oxfordian)/Science(evolution-yepcreation-nope)/Books/MMMS(ifunouno)/LSD/Ale/Trekker/yeah I’m ANTI-TACO AND ALL HIS LAPDOGS—every last one!
Pinned
yeah that’s how I remember all those f…ing endless classes that just said “DO THE RIGHT THING, DAMMIT”
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Our government’s priorities are entirely backward. And purposefully so.
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Our government’s priorities are entirely backward. And purposefully so.
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I say his gently, but…
There’s something unspeakably shameful The United States letting people go hungry.
Not because its government doesn’t fix it —
but because tomorrow a few private Americans could, and never notice the cost.
That’s the part that sits wrong.
There’s something unspeakably shameful The United States letting people go hungry.
Not because its government doesn’t fix it —
but because tomorrow a few private Americans could, and never notice the cost.
That’s the part that sits wrong.
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I say his gently, but…
There’s something unspeakably shameful The United States letting people go hungry.
Not because its government doesn’t fix it —
but because tomorrow a few private Americans could, and never notice the cost.
That’s the part that sits wrong.
There’s something unspeakably shameful The United States letting people go hungry.
Not because its government doesn’t fix it —
but because tomorrow a few private Americans could, and never notice the cost.
That’s the part that sits wrong.
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Merry Christmas Scum.
December 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Merry Christmas Scum.
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This is profoundly un-American.
No—that's not right.
It's *anti*-American.
It's hatred of the United States and its founding documents and all its people and all its traditions.
The person who wrote and approved this is a weirdo who detests everything that America stands for.
No—that's not right.
It's *anti*-American.
It's hatred of the United States and its founding documents and all its people and all its traditions.
The person who wrote and approved this is a weirdo who detests everything that America stands for.
December 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This is profoundly un-American.
No—that's not right.
It's *anti*-American.
It's hatred of the United States and its founding documents and all its people and all its traditions.
The person who wrote and approved this is a weirdo who detests everything that America stands for.
No—that's not right.
It's *anti*-American.
It's hatred of the United States and its founding documents and all its people and all its traditions.
The person who wrote and approved this is a weirdo who detests everything that America stands for.
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With ZERO fucks left to give, Caroline Kennedy, throws down the gauntlet on the loathsome piece of shit for his desecration of The Kennedy Center. 😳👇
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
With ZERO fucks left to give, Caroline Kennedy, throws down the gauntlet on the loathsome piece of shit for his desecration of The Kennedy Center. 😳👇
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Karma knows your address.
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Karma knows your address.
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Yes, I know now nation attacked supported it against its internal enemies, according to lots of sources, making it something different than an “attack,” phrased by media as “military strike” etc. Wild! But basic facts I stated re the character of the striking nation & its leader remain. 🎭
December 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Yes, I know now nation attacked supported it against its internal enemies, according to lots of sources, making it something different than an “attack,” phrased by media as “military strike” etc. Wild! But basic facts I stated re the character of the striking nation & its leader remain. 🎭
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didn't shit head say he got rid of ISIS in his first trrm..😂🤣
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
didn't shit head say he got rid of ISIS in his first trrm..😂🤣
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I love that he signs his name directly on war crimes. Trial shouldn't be long.
December 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I love that he signs his name directly on war crimes. Trial shouldn't be long.
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After buying it for $18.8 billion, Walgreens' new private equity owner has eliminated paid holidays for all hourly workers on Christmas and New Year's.
Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1.
Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.
Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1.
Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.
December 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
After buying it for $18.8 billion, Walgreens' new private equity owner has eliminated paid holidays for all hourly workers on Christmas and New Year's.
Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1.
Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.
Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1.
Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
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She understated how bad they really are.
Anyone still think Hillary was wrong calling them deplorable?
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
She understated how bad they really are.
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Garcia: They are, on one hand, putting names of survivors in these documents that are not redacted. And in these same documents, they're taking extra time and being extra careful to redact the names of the coconspirators
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Garcia: They are, on one hand, putting names of survivors in these documents that are not redacted. And in these same documents, they're taking extra time and being extra careful to redact the names of the coconspirators
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Anyone still think Hillary was wrong calling them deplorable?
December 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Anyone still think Hillary was wrong calling them deplorable?
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Mockler: He said he grabbed women because they let him do it. You heard that clip, right? Abuse of power dynamics. Now that he's in office, he's abusing these same power dynamics to cover up the files, delay the releases, redact.
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Mockler: He said he grabbed women because they let him do it. You heard that clip, right? Abuse of power dynamics. Now that he's in office, he's abusing these same power dynamics to cover up the files, delay the releases, redact.
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What we’re being told is that a guy who is an adjudicated rapist, who was credibly accused of sexual assault by dozens of women, who paid hush money to a porn star, who cheated on all his wives, who is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, couldn’t possibly be a sexual predator.
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
What we’re being told is that a guy who is an adjudicated rapist, who was credibly accused of sexual assault by dozens of women, who paid hush money to a porn star, who cheated on all his wives, who is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, couldn’t possibly be a sexual predator.
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I've now watched the censored 60 Minutes report on CECOT. If you watched it too—and if you have any decency at all—I'm sure you came to the same conclusion I did: winning elections won't be enough; people like Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem will need to be charged and imprisoned.
December 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I've now watched the censored 60 Minutes report on CECOT. If you watched it too—and if you have any decency at all—I'm sure you came to the same conclusion I did: winning elections won't be enough; people like Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem will need to be charged and imprisoned.
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@chickgonebad.bsky.social @vespavixen.bsky.social
What a resume; murderer, thief, conman, rapist, pedophile
What a resume; murderer, thief, conman, rapist, pedophile
Q: What are you going to do with the oil seized from Venezuela?
TRUMP: We're gonna keep it
TRUMP: We're gonna keep it
December 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
@chickgonebad.bsky.social @vespavixen.bsky.social
What a resume; murderer, thief, conman, rapist, pedophile
What a resume; murderer, thief, conman, rapist, pedophile
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Don't buy Fords.
www.motor1.com/news/782388/...
www.motor1.com/news/782388/...
Man Brings in Ford Truck to the Dealership for Repairs. Then They Deny Him a Rental Car
A man brought his Ford trucks into a dealership for repairs and they refused to give him a rental.
www.motor1.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Don't buy Fords.
www.motor1.com/news/782388/...
www.motor1.com/news/782388/...
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The great white hunter. My money's on the bear.
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The great white hunter. My money's on the bear.
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It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places https://theonion.com/it-wouldnt-surprise-you-if-this-headline-was-about-318-1819574532/
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places https://theonion.com/it-wouldnt-surprise-you-if-this-headline-was-about-318-1819574532/