How do I get ahold of @vdoozer.bsky.social to beg him to play one of my songs on the Scrubs reboot?

Asking for a friend.

My new conspiracy theory is that the US Govt was involved with the Minecraft Movie to help convince kids to go work in the coal mines.

The more you think about it the more it makes sense so I'm calling it #coalgate

I reset my nuzlocke after making it to the league and I hate myself for the hours I wasted grinding on that run.

Sometimes you just have to ask—why? The Senate voted to strike down a rule capping most bank overdraft fees at $5, a measure introduced by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau that was expected to save Americans billions each year.

My political rants get more traction on TikTok than anything I do musically, and while I'm glad people relate to my frustration I wish they could also relate to the art I make as a result of that frustration.

Trump got called out for running a sham University and he's finally gotten his revenge by dismantling the Dept. Of Education.

I don't even want money, I just want people to listen to my album and tell me they're proud of me and maybe their favorite song from it

I don't want your money, I just want your validation dammit

Still cracks me up

I gained no traction on Twitter.
I gained no traction on Threads.
I'm ready as I'll ever be to continue making no traction on Bluesky.