Person I have never seen before: “Sorry, are you [moms name]’s son?”
“Uh…yeah?”
“WOW you look just like her - I’m her colleague”
I am, truly, never beating the allegations.
Person I have never seen before: “Sorry, are you [moms name]’s son?”
“Uh…yeah?”
“WOW you look just like her - I’m her colleague”
I am, truly, never beating the allegations.
You want a real good deckbuilding rogulike? To give a quick elevator pitch, it's a little like FTL meets Slay The Spire, but that wouldn't do Cobalt Core justice, as it has so much character of and ideas of its own, it's just real god damn fun and also there's your pal Dracula.
You want a real good deckbuilding rogulike? To give a quick elevator pitch, it's a little like FTL meets Slay The Spire, but that wouldn't do Cobalt Core justice, as it has so much character of and ideas of its own, it's just real god damn fun and also there's your pal Dracula.
I think the holiday music has broken me
I think the holiday music has broken me
The act I’m texting my boyfriend to prepare himself for later:
The act I’m texting my boyfriend to prepare himself for later:
turns chair around, sits on it, gmod physics noises, begins spinning upward, t-poses as I disappear from view
turns chair around, sits on it, gmod physics noises, begins spinning upward, t-poses as I disappear from view
Take a wish.
Take a wish.
Augh
Augh
I went back home and that night an alarm went off and I investigated with my dad’s current partner -
I went back home and that night an alarm went off and I investigated with my dad’s current partner -
I went back home and that night an alarm went off and I investigated with my dad’s current partner -
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Lil late to the usual shenanigans but still going to try to get at LEAST 12 from now until Christmas!
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... and they'll be like, "Oh hey you dropped this" and you'll have to awkwardly explain the whole situation to them and you'll come off as kind of a dick. They won't say it but you'll totally be able to tell and you'll feel bad. Meanwhile I'll be sitting there like >:3
... and they'll be like, "Oh hey you dropped this" and you'll have to awkwardly explain the whole situation to them and you'll come off as kind of a dick. They won't say it but you'll totally be able to tell and you'll feel bad. Meanwhile I'll be sitting there like >:3
Slowly going through Gretchen Felker-Martin’s “Manhunt”.
100 pages in and it’s the first time in a while a book has *made me actually tense* while reading. Fuck I love queer horror.
Slowly going through Gretchen Felker-Martin’s “Manhunt”.
100 pages in and it’s the first time in a while a book has *made me actually tense* while reading. Fuck I love queer horror.
Bubsy looks at himself in the mirror. Suddenly, he realizes that this was the only time in his life something had ever gone right.
"_Oh_," she says.