Sire Melk is in the Slaanesh Files.

This entire Darktide class is Do Drugs Or Die and it's awesome.

Basically, there's a level 1 deer enemy with no name spawning in a level 50+ area. It's clearly some kind of test creature that got left in on accident but it's picked up a lot of steam just from how goofy and strange it is that it's there at all.

"I'm pro trans rights but like I don't want to put any effort into fighting for those rights or anything."

But my Limited Edition Pikachu Gameboy Pocket hasn't bombed any children... It's basically worthless.

New theory crafting video: Could Omega defeat level 1 ____?

The sound of the friendly rock "grenade" ability hitting someone in the face is one of the funniest combinations of sounds. There's the headshot hit marker sound and then layered over it is the sound of rock hitting metal and then the sound of bone cracking.

It's like half a second of bliss.

The funniest thing they could do would be just increasing its level every patch.

I like how they avoided using Black Ops despite it using the most AI just because that game was dogshit slop.

It survived the hotfix. It's becoming stronger.

This is how I know you don't work with LRG.

They would never get back to a customer in 5 business days.

I wish I had one closer... I have to drive like half an hour to the closest one so I only get it when I'm out working near one.

Remember ____.
Remember that ____ once lived.

The Conditions will worsen until morale improves.

My unpissed pants at Costco are getting a lot of questions that are answered by how unpissed my pants are.

Translation error. These are actually just homophobic greens.