Tuna Whisperer™
tunawhisperer.bsky.social
Tuna Whisperer™
@tunawhisperer.bsky.social
Frequency modulation practitioner
ENOUGH with the vertical videos already
Mood for the foreseeable future: WTAF
Cruel, but fair
Cat and dog rescuer
CEO of ANTIFA (contact me at my office in the basement of a New York pizza joint which has no basement)
Celebrated 18250 days of not being a convicted felon, real estate fraud, and rapist not long ago
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
A shitfaced pretty boy at the Pentagon with the tape of the transmission ordering the just-for-fun murder of helpless boat survivors
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"What was your knowitall comment about the Captain's piloting skills again?"
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
(A) Ride one of this fuckwit's rockets to Mars
(B) Don't

Choose carefully
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Stolen history....
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
"I see you're not sufficiently dressed up, as ordered by the DOT"
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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They are still essential heroes in my eyes. Thank you to our healthcare workers!
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Do NOT invite it in
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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PA-12 floatplane does a snow donut on an icy lake in Alaska before takeoff. 🛩️
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
One of "many great legal scholars"
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
There's only one thing to do about this. Dismantle the department of education, pronto
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Ladies and gentlemen and others: the GOP poster kids
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
That result from the Trump-Mamdani chatfest was not on my Bingo card, because Bingo cards only have a row of letters at the top and then numbers in a grid below the letters
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
People, on no day in particular: Is the enshittificationing all done now
The regime: Hold my beer
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
TRUTHY GUYS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT KAROLINE LEAVITT IS THE LEAST LYING SACK OF SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE, WHITE HOUSE SAYS
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
SCIENCEY GUYS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT WATER IS THE NOT-WETTEST THING IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM, WHITE HOUSE SAYS
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Pretty good day here today. I ended twelve wars. You?
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
US Coast Guard will no longer classify someone shrieking "Iceberg dead ahead" as a warning signal
November 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
We're almost at the remind-military-people-that-the-Constitution-requires-them-to-disobey-illegal-orders-and-risk-falling-out-of-a-high-window chapter of the shitshow
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Winning
Does he even own a suit?
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If you think what's going to be released contains anything NEAR what was originally in the files, I have some bankrupt casinos, a failed airline, and some shitty steaks I'd like to sell you. Thank you for your attention to this matter
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Note: replace "administration" with "regime"
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
<Whiny Cucker Carson voice>One has to wonder how much Trump is charging people to have their names erased from the Epstein Files™. I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS</Whiny Cucker Carlson voice>
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM