Tuna Whisperer™
@tunawhisperer.bsky.social
Frequency modulation practitioner
ENOUGH with the vertical videos already
Mood for the foreseeable future: WTAF
Cruel, but fair
Cat and dog rescuer
CEO of ANTIFA (contact me at my office in the basement of a New York pizza joint which has no basement)
ENOUGH with the vertical videos already
Mood for the foreseeable future: WTAF
Cruel, but fair
Cat and dog rescuer
CEO of ANTIFA (contact me at my office in the basement of a New York pizza joint which has no basement)
Celebrated 18250 days of not being a convicted felon, real estate fraud, and rapist not long ago
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Celebrated 18250 days of not being a convicted felon, real estate fraud, and rapist not long ago
A shitfaced pretty boy at the Pentagon with the tape of the transmission ordering the just-for-fun murder of helpless boat survivors
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
A shitfaced pretty boy at the Pentagon with the tape of the transmission ordering the just-for-fun murder of helpless boat survivors
"What was your knowitall comment about the Captain's piloting skills again?"
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"What was your knowitall comment about the Captain's piloting skills again?"
(A) Ride one of this fuckwit's rockets to Mars
(B) Don't
Choose carefully
(B) Don't
Choose carefully
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
(A) Ride one of this fuckwit's rockets to Mars
(B) Don't
Choose carefully
(B) Don't
Choose carefully
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Stolen history....
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Stolen history....
"I see you're not sufficiently dressed up, as ordered by the DOT"
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"I see you're not sufficiently dressed up, as ordered by the DOT"
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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They are still essential heroes in my eyes. Thank you to our healthcare workers!
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
They are still essential heroes in my eyes. Thank you to our healthcare workers!
Do NOT invite it in
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Do NOT invite it in
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PA-12 floatplane does a snow donut on an icy lake in Alaska before takeoff. 🛩️
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
PA-12 floatplane does a snow donut on an icy lake in Alaska before takeoff. 🛩️
One of "many great legal scholars"
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
One of "many great legal scholars"
There's only one thing to do about this. Dismantle the department of education, pronto
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
There's only one thing to do about this. Dismantle the department of education, pronto
Ladies and gentlemen and others: the GOP poster kids
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ladies and gentlemen and others: the GOP poster kids
That result from the Trump-Mamdani chatfest was not on my Bingo card, because Bingo cards only have a row of letters at the top and then numbers in a grid below the letters
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
That result from the Trump-Mamdani chatfest was not on my Bingo card, because Bingo cards only have a row of letters at the top and then numbers in a grid below the letters
People, on no day in particular: Is the enshittificationing all done now
The regime: Hold my beer
The regime: Hold my beer
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
People, on no day in particular: Is the enshittificationing all done now
The regime: Hold my beer
The regime: Hold my beer
TRUTHY GUYS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT KAROLINE LEAVITT IS THE LEAST LYING SACK OF SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE, WHITE HOUSE SAYS
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
TRUTHY GUYS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT KAROLINE LEAVITT IS THE LEAST LYING SACK OF SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE, WHITE HOUSE SAYS
SCIENCEY GUYS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT WATER IS THE NOT-WETTEST THING IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM, WHITE HOUSE SAYS
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
SCIENCEY GUYS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT WATER IS THE NOT-WETTEST THING IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM, WHITE HOUSE SAYS
Pretty good day here today. I ended twelve wars. You?
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Pretty good day here today. I ended twelve wars. You?
US Coast Guard will no longer classify someone shrieking "Iceberg dead ahead" as a warning signal
November 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
US Coast Guard will no longer classify someone shrieking "Iceberg dead ahead" as a warning signal
We're almost at the remind-military-people-that-the-Constitution-requires-them-to-disobey-illegal-orders-and-risk-falling-out-of-a-high-window chapter of the shitshow
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
We're almost at the remind-military-people-that-the-Constitution-requires-them-to-disobey-illegal-orders-and-risk-falling-out-of-a-high-window chapter of the shitshow
Winning
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Winning
If you think what's going to be released contains anything NEAR what was originally in the files, I have some bankrupt casinos, a failed airline, and some shitty steaks I'd like to sell you. Thank you for your attention to this matter
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If you think what's going to be released contains anything NEAR what was originally in the files, I have some bankrupt casinos, a failed airline, and some shitty steaks I'd like to sell you. Thank you for your attention to this matter
Note: replace "administration" with "regime"
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Note: replace "administration" with "regime"
<Whiny Cucker Carson voice>One has to wonder how much Trump is charging people to have their names erased from the Epstein Files™. I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS</Whiny Cucker Carlson voice>
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
<Whiny Cucker Carson voice>One has to wonder how much Trump is charging people to have their names erased from the Epstein Files™. I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS</Whiny Cucker Carlson voice>