Tuna Whisperer™
@tunawhisperer.bsky.social
Frequency modulation practitioner
ENOUGH with the vertical videos already
Mood for the foreseeable future: WTAF
Cruel, but fair
Cat and dog rescuer
CEO of ANTIFA (contact me at my office in the basement of a New York pizza joint which has no basement)
ENOUGH with the vertical videos already
Mood for the foreseeable future: WTAF
Cruel, but fair
Cat and dog rescuer
CEO of ANTIFA (contact me at my office in the basement of a New York pizza joint which has no basement)
A shitfaced pretty boy at the Pentagon with the tape of the transmission ordering the just-for-fun murder of helpless boat survivors
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
A shitfaced pretty boy at the Pentagon with the tape of the transmission ordering the just-for-fun murder of helpless boat survivors
"What was your knowitall comment about the Captain's piloting skills again?"
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"What was your knowitall comment about the Captain's piloting skills again?"
(A) Ride one of this fuckwit's rockets to Mars
(B) Don't
Choose carefully
(B) Don't
Choose carefully
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
(A) Ride one of this fuckwit's rockets to Mars
(B) Don't
Choose carefully
(B) Don't
Choose carefully
"I see you're not sufficiently dressed up, as ordered by the DOT"
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"I see you're not sufficiently dressed up, as ordered by the DOT"
You'd think these fucking idiots would be able to detect painfully obvious bullshit by now, but you would be so goddamn wrong
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
You'd think these fucking idiots would be able to detect painfully obvious bullshit by now, but you would be so goddamn wrong
Do NOT invite it in
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Do NOT invite it in
One of "many great legal scholars"
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
One of "many great legal scholars"
There's only one thing to do about this. Dismantle the department of education, pronto
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
There's only one thing to do about this. Dismantle the department of education, pronto
Ladies and gentlemen and others: the GOP poster kids
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ladies and gentlemen and others: the GOP poster kids
TRUTHY GUYS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT KAROLINE LEAVITT IS THE LEAST LYING SACK OF SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE, WHITE HOUSE SAYS
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
TRUTHY GUYS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT KAROLINE LEAVITT IS THE LEAST LYING SACK OF SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE, WHITE HOUSE SAYS
SCIENCEY GUYS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT WATER IS THE NOT-WETTEST THING IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM, WHITE HOUSE SAYS
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
SCIENCEY GUYS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT WATER IS THE NOT-WETTEST THING IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM, WHITE HOUSE SAYS
Welp, this latest reputational suicide is particularly disappointing
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Welp, this latest reputational suicide is particularly disappointing
Is the hoax still on its desk, or is it in a box in the bathroom at Orange Shitler's wife cemetary now?
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Is the hoax still on its desk, or is it in a box in the bathroom at Orange Shitler's wife cemetary now?
Temu Nosferatu with spray on hair hatches a scheme
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Temu Nosferatu with spray on hair hatches a scheme
I know what a magnet is. Please nominate me for the Nobel (or Noble, as Shitler calls it) prize for physics or something, since I'm the only one who knows
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I know what a magnet is. Please nominate me for the Nobel (or Noble, as Shitler calls it) prize for physics or something, since I'm the only one who knows
This Burns pic is gonna be evergreen
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This Burns pic is gonna be evergreen
From now on, when my boss asks me something about anything or anything about something, I'm going to say I never heard of it/don't know anything about it. Let's see how that goes
November 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
From now on, when my boss asks me something about anything or anything about something, I'm going to say I never heard of it/don't know anything about it. Let's see how that goes