Amy Patrick
@tunedmassdamsel.bsky.social
Human builds building-thing. Building-thing fails. Human calls Amy. Amy tells human how to fix building-thing. Reports cost money but snark is complimentary.
Leah: Are you posting my sculpture to Facebook?
Me: Yes!
Leah: Why??
Me: Because he’s a delight!!
Leah: He’s not a delight. He’s creepy!
Me: What?! He is not. He is whimsical and wonderful!
Leah: Do you know what he keeps under his hat?
Me: What?
Leah: HIS VICTIMS
Me: Oh my gosh, child
Me: Yes!
Leah: Why??
Me: Because he’s a delight!!
Leah: He’s not a delight. He’s creepy!
Me: What?! He is not. He is whimsical and wonderful!
Leah: Do you know what he keeps under his hat?
Me: What?
Leah: HIS VICTIMS
Me: Oh my gosh, child
April 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Leah: Are you posting my sculpture to Facebook?
Me: Yes!
Leah: Why??
Me: Because he’s a delight!!
Leah: He’s not a delight. He’s creepy!
Me: What?! He is not. He is whimsical and wonderful!
Leah: Do you know what he keeps under his hat?
Me: What?
Leah: HIS VICTIMS
Me: Oh my gosh, child
Me: Yes!
Leah: Why??
Me: Because he’s a delight!!
Leah: He’s not a delight. He’s creepy!
Me: What?! He is not. He is whimsical and wonderful!
Leah: Do you know what he keeps under his hat?
Me: What?
Leah: HIS VICTIMS
Me: Oh my gosh, child
It’s only a matter of time!!
April 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It’s only a matter of time!!
Waiting until Modern Steel Construction gets the same treatment
April 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Waiting until Modern Steel Construction gets the same treatment
That really sucks. 💜
March 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
That really sucks. 💜
Whoops, I didn’t give my real name
February 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Whoops, I didn’t give my real name
“Breaking news: Corporation isn’t a complete shitbag! More at the top of the hour!”
January 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Breaking news: Corporation isn’t a complete shitbag! More at the top of the hour!”
There’s a piece of Trump’s dumbass wall on my desk because it fell off and someone mailed it to me
January 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
There’s a piece of Trump’s dumbass wall on my desk because it fell off and someone mailed it to me
Reposted by Amy Patrick
Vaccine skeptic is not a thing, in the same way that climate change skeptic is not a thing. They’re science deniers and they’re gonna get a lot of people killed.
November 15, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Vaccine skeptic is not a thing, in the same way that climate change skeptic is not a thing. They’re science deniers and they’re gonna get a lot of people killed.
Werner Herzog’s sad beige memes for sad beige children
July 23, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Werner Herzog’s sad beige memes for sad beige children
Only two or three of him
July 22, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Only two or three of him