miscreant no. 9
@turbo64.bsky.social
i am the man in the picture
Wtf is bsky doing with their discover feed? Why are there a million article bots
September 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Wtf is bsky doing with their discover feed? Why are there a million article bots
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I don't care if you align with me politically, if you post one of those damn genAI comics I will block your ass forever
September 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I don't care if you align with me politically, if you post one of those damn genAI comics I will block your ass forever
Torture chamber featuring a wheel of pain that looks like it’s gonna stop spinning but never actually stops spinning
August 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Torture chamber featuring a wheel of pain that looks like it’s gonna stop spinning but never actually stops spinning
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Twink dongs won’t stand a chance in my house
July 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Twink dongs won’t stand a chance in my house
For fuck sake please just talk to me like a human being. If you have to have a robot write your messages for you to casually communicate, you’ve gone off the rails
July 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
For fuck sake please just talk to me like a human being. If you have to have a robot write your messages for you to casually communicate, you’ve gone off the rails
KILL ALL ROBOTS. KILL THEM DEAD. DUMB MACHINES. IM SICK OF THIS FAKE INTELLIGENCE BULLSHIT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
July 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
KILL ALL ROBOTS. KILL THEM DEAD. DUMB MACHINES. IM SICK OF THIS FAKE INTELLIGENCE BULLSHIT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Just got infected with Israeli spyware from downloading too many “MILF fucks skinny guy who’s shy around strangers but rowdy with his close lifelong friends” videos
June 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Just got infected with Israeli spyware from downloading too many “MILF fucks skinny guy who’s shy around strangers but rowdy with his close lifelong friends” videos
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Watch as this LAPD cop takes deliberate aim at an Australian reporter, then shoots her at close range. I would fire the police chief over this. Inexcusable thuggery.
June 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Watch as this LAPD cop takes deliberate aim at an Australian reporter, then shoots her at close range. I would fire the police chief over this. Inexcusable thuggery.
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I'm so sick of people using AI for tabletop shit. If you can't think of a cool world, pay someone who wrote one. If you can't draw stuff you want for that world, pay someone who can. Try. Just try. Do something with your mind. I'm so sick of seeing this garbage.
June 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I'm so sick of people using AI for tabletop shit. If you can't think of a cool world, pay someone who wrote one. If you can't draw stuff you want for that world, pay someone who can. Try. Just try. Do something with your mind. I'm so sick of seeing this garbage.
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Walking around with my hands on my hips not because I am tough but because my pits are reaaaally sweaty
May 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Walking around with my hands on my hips not because I am tough but because my pits are reaaaally sweaty
If your account registration makes me pick a username I can’t change later I will never finish creating an account. Setting something in stone is an impossible task
May 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If your account registration makes me pick a username I can’t change later I will never finish creating an account. Setting something in stone is an impossible task
if you write down enough lies they become “worldbuilding lore”
April 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
if you write down enough lies they become “worldbuilding lore”
can you all fucking stop posting AI slop? at least tag it so I can block you shitheads. die
April 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
can you all fucking stop posting AI slop? at least tag it so I can block you shitheads. die
im gonna start telling people the only difference between bsd and linux is they pronounce git like jit over there
March 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
im gonna start telling people the only difference between bsd and linux is they pronounce git like jit over there
Spring forward got me listening to the first 39 seconds of Come Up And Get Me on repeat
March 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Spring forward got me listening to the first 39 seconds of Come Up And Get Me on repeat
the androgynous urge to have your shitpost flung up on the screen during the final moments of the universe heat death livestream
February 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the androgynous urge to have your shitpost flung up on the screen during the final moments of the universe heat death livestream
somehow being followed by a real user that’s following en masse feels worse than being followed by a bot. leave me out of your numbers game, swine.
February 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
somehow being followed by a real user that’s following en masse feels worse than being followed by a bot. leave me out of your numbers game, swine.
I just invented something bsky.app/profile/did:...
February 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I just invented something bsky.app/profile/did:...
lifetime appointee to small town’s duke of technology position doubles down and refuses to resign after luddite accusations, “im not using onedrive. microsoft can suck my ass”
January 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
lifetime appointee to small town’s duke of technology position doubles down and refuses to resign after luddite accusations, “im not using onedrive. microsoft can suck my ass”
me and my sweatshop of elves yearn to mold the default cube into hallowed cathedrals but my wrist has bitch fuck syndrome. im being played like a flute by big pharma who want me to like and subscribe for unweak wrists.
December 24, 2024 at 11:07 PM
me and my sweatshop of elves yearn to mold the default cube into hallowed cathedrals but my wrist has bitch fuck syndrome. im being played like a flute by big pharma who want me to like and subscribe for unweak wrists.
I leave all my shitposts up for CNN to scroll through live on air years afterwards. They’ll read out my handle in congressional hearings arguing for abolition of the 1st amendment. All because i shid a few pant
December 14, 2024 at 4:58 AM
I leave all my shitposts up for CNN to scroll through live on air years afterwards. They’ll read out my handle in congressional hearings arguing for abolition of the 1st amendment. All because i shid a few pant
No need to open up the git blame, if there’s a closure you know i wrote it
November 27, 2024 at 4:22 PM
No need to open up the git blame, if there’s a closure you know i wrote it
Do anybody got a moderation feed that hides selfies idgaf what you look like I want to see some art and code
November 25, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Do anybody got a moderation feed that hides selfies idgaf what you look like I want to see some art and code
*new voicemail*
Hey man, it’s Jesse. So… I heard the song. Me and my girl are pretty weirded out. We’re not going to rollerblade with you anymore
Hey man, it’s Jesse. So… I heard the song. Me and my girl are pretty weirded out. We’re not going to rollerblade with you anymore
November 13, 2024 at 3:21 AM
*new voicemail*
Hey man, it’s Jesse. So… I heard the song. Me and my girl are pretty weirded out. We’re not going to rollerblade with you anymore
Hey man, it’s Jesse. So… I heard the song. Me and my girl are pretty weirded out. We’re not going to rollerblade with you anymore