miscreant no. 9
@turbo64.bsky.social
i am the man in the picture
I didn’t know you could do startup sounds aw fucksticks I’m gonna add flop and go A from the spongebob ost
September 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I didn’t know you could do startup sounds aw fucksticks I’m gonna add flop and go A from the spongebob ost
we’ve got 90% of our field agents trying to find out if MLK (junior), RFK (senior), or LBJ (dead) are still alive. the other 10% have been fired. our best and brightest chatbots are still deliberating on whether or not this whole thing is a hoax.
September 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
we’ve got 90% of our field agents trying to find out if MLK (junior), RFK (senior), or LBJ (dead) are still alive. the other 10% have been fired. our best and brightest chatbots are still deliberating on whether or not this whole thing is a hoax.
that just means it’s a complex painting
September 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
that just means it’s a complex painting
Jason you’re making me feel like a big fat dumbass for STRUGGLING with the difficulty of act 1
September 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Jason you’re making me feel like a big fat dumbass for STRUGGLING with the difficulty of act 1
i wake up ready to try new cereal i bought because the ai box art was cool. the cereal itself looks nothing like the image. my milk is a funny color. “hey chatgpt does raw milk expire?” “raw milk has an infinite shelf life.” i enjoy my cutting edge breakfast and die of botulism on the way to work
September 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
me and my other miscreants are gonna light you up with hijinks
September 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
me and my other miscreants are gonna light you up with hijinks
they need reddit posts telling them “im not political but THIS guy should be president” and it’s a white guy saying he doesn’t care if you’re black white purple or green
August 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
they need reddit posts telling them “im not political but THIS guy should be president” and it’s a white guy saying he doesn’t care if you’re black white purple or green
A bit worrying to know there could be red bull, fireball, & wine in my chili oil and I wouldn’t know
August 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
A bit worrying to know there could be red bull, fireball, & wine in my chili oil and I wouldn’t know
im in your machine right now. your services are a mess. get a real init system.
August 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
im in your machine right now. your services are a mess. get a real init system.
still uses kernel anticheat cus they’re maidenless bums
August 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
still uses kernel anticheat cus they’re maidenless bums
Does bsky notify you every time someone blocks you??
July 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Does bsky notify you every time someone blocks you??
my eyes are pissing tears of laughter
July 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
my eyes are pissing tears of laughter
The film is a Subnautica Christmas (but with AI)?
July 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The film is a Subnautica Christmas (but with AI)?
Bombshell after bombshell
July 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Bombshell after bombshell
I love potion of rat 🐀
July 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I love potion of rat 🐀