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The "Sonic meme guy." | he/him ▶️ YT: youtube.com/@TurboJehtt 📧 Contact: https://jehtt.net/contact/ 🎨 PFP: @tyler-j-mcgrath.bsky.social | Banner art: @ohflo.bsky.social

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The Onion @theonion.com · 8d

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice

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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 9d

I LOVE BEING MUTUAL FANS THAT'S A VERY COOL FEELING

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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 9d

HI THERE, BIG FAN

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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 9d

Insane that I happened to open bluesky 30 seconds after you posted this. A sign from the universe?

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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 10d

The first two lines are verbatim from the game. The rest, uh, maybe not

Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 10d

They were actually wild for this line (w/ @hannahchapinva.bsky.social)

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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 13d

Vizier

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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 15d

Yeah GG

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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 16d

Omg I forgot I can post videos here now (w/ @kennieadventure.bsky.social)

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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 17d

All of the truly great advice I have received can be boiled down to “I am cringe, but I am free”

Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 17d

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 17d

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23d

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26d

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · Sep 11

Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)

ON TV TONIGHT (columns for 8:00, 9:00, 10:00)

ABC: Attack On America
America Attacked
America In Crisis
America Still In Crisis

NBC:
A Nation Looks Around For Someone To Hit
America On The Verge Of Flying Off The Handle
America's Time Of Trial: Who Fucking Wants Some? You? Do You? How 'Bout You?

CBS
Dan Rather's 83rd Straight Hour On The Air
Dan Rather Seriously Loses His Shit
Medicating Dan Rather

BET
Wartime At The Apollo
Tavis Smiley Presents: Terrorists Strike America-The
White Man Finds Somebody Else To Fear And Demonize For A Change

MTV
The 100 Greatest, But, In Light Of Recent Events, Not As Important As Being Good To Our Loved Ones, Videos Of All Time
Yo! MTV Extends Its Condolences
Talking To Blink 182 About The Tragedy
Carson Daly In Way Over His Head

Lifetime
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls

History
Last Tuesday In History
Two Weeks Ago, As Told By Those Who Lived It
Last Tuesday In History (rerun)

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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 29d

I was a little surprised that they ripped off the evil plot straight from Kingsman. I almost thought one of the characters would mention how similar it was. But the crab people joke was way funnier than an easy self-referential bit

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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 29d

I saw the new Naked Gun and was honestly shocked at how good it was. Really understood the original’s brand of absurd humor without feeling stale. Liam Neeson was the part I was most skeptical of going in but he nailed it.