t*rner
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she/they. cat parent bisexual. lovergirl & full time hater. multitudes, etc
usually it pisses me off when a beautiful woman is dating an ugly man but bella hadid looks so happy with her cowboy i’ll allow it just this once
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
usually it pisses me off when a beautiful woman is dating an ugly man but bella hadid looks so happy with her cowboy i’ll allow it just this once
the way my boyfriend drives when we are late to an event is none of my business
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
the way my boyfriend drives when we are late to an event is none of my business
inside me there are two wolves
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
inside me there are two wolves
really wish i could go back to posting ass on main but now that i’m important at work i’ve completely lost my spark
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
really wish i could go back to posting ass on main but now that i’m important at work i’ve completely lost my spark
i love being too big for reformation clothes…. god knew i needed to be physically sized out of overpriced status purchases 🖤
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i love being too big for reformation clothes…. god knew i needed to be physically sized out of overpriced status purchases 🖤
four drinks deep in the sex shop with your gays is the best fun a girl can have on the last day of thanksgiving weekend
December 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
four drinks deep in the sex shop with your gays is the best fun a girl can have on the last day of thanksgiving weekend
i think it’s so funny that a “deviled” egg is just adding mayo to what a boiled egg’s naturally got going on. a lesson for us all on what some people judge as hedonism
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
i think it’s so funny that a “deviled” egg is just adding mayo to what a boiled egg’s naturally got going on. a lesson for us all on what some people judge as hedonism
loooooove to go to bed feeling emotionally weird 🖤
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
loooooove to go to bed feeling emotionally weird 🖤
yet another day seeing the most beautiful woman i can imagine attending her first botox appointment
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
yet another day seeing the most beautiful woman i can imagine attending her first botox appointment
eugene just got up off the couch and said “i need to make covfefe”
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
eugene just got up off the couch and said “i need to make covfefe”
sometimes i’ll use spanish phrases when i speak to our cats, and today i just heard my partner ask “que pasó?” to howie in the kitchen lol
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
sometimes i’ll use spanish phrases when i speak to our cats, and today i just heard my partner ask “que pasó?” to howie in the kitchen lol
my rainy day angel 🪽
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
my rainy day angel 🪽
october was really the best of times worst of times… that month had me thinking about my therapist almost every day whew
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
october was really the best of times worst of times… that month had me thinking about my therapist almost every day whew
tony soprano is so hot, im watching that show like it’s an aphrodisiac… sometime soon my boyfriend’s gonna say we can’t watch it anymore. he’s tired
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
tony soprano is so hot, im watching that show like it’s an aphrodisiac… sometime soon my boyfriend’s gonna say we can’t watch it anymore. he’s tired
it’s going to pour in LA for a week starting tomorrow, do you guys think i should get ingredients for 3 different soups or is 2 ok?
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
it’s going to pour in LA for a week starting tomorrow, do you guys think i should get ingredients for 3 different soups or is 2 ok?
i support people doing what brings them joy but this girl i follow does her home renos in ~$200 dresses and delicate shoes and it drives me crazy 😭 just put some pants and boots on girl we don’t need all that
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i support people doing what brings them joy but this girl i follow does her home renos in ~$200 dresses and delicate shoes and it drives me crazy 😭 just put some pants and boots on girl we don’t need all that
pizza shop boy complimented my red gazelles today, then the market checkout teen pointed to my linen overshirt and said yellow was my color. im absolutely killing it with the gen z’s
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
pizza shop boy complimented my red gazelles today, then the market checkout teen pointed to my linen overshirt and said yellow was my color. im absolutely killing it with the gen z’s
please help why are they all $600
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
please help why are they all $600
if your job is draining your joy, i would recommend reading a cowboy romance. doesn’t fix the job but it DOES fix thinking about if outside office hours
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
if your job is draining your joy, i would recommend reading a cowboy romance. doesn’t fix the job but it DOES fix thinking about if outside office hours
with the support of a loving partner i have made sooooo much progress with my self criticism. instead of having to be perfect the first time i do something, i now only have to be perfect the second time 😇
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
with the support of a loving partner i have made sooooo much progress with my self criticism. instead of having to be perfect the first time i do something, i now only have to be perfect the second time 😇
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
