Turtle D. Magnum
@turtlemagnum.bsky.social
he/they/it, writer, Legal Adult, purveyor of the winds of change
my white ass got doxxed on the backyardigans wiki by an entity known only as "The Backyardigans Oracle"
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
my white ass got doxxed on the backyardigans wiki by an entity known only as "The Backyardigans Oracle"
using instagram earlier. saw a very attractive lady kissing an ugly dude. i have a chance...........
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
using instagram earlier. saw a very attractive lady kissing an ugly dude. i have a chance...........
seen this trend going around. get to know me in 9 games, babey!!!!
November 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
seen this trend going around. get to know me in 9 games, babey!!!!
shoots a fired ball at you from my boaner
October 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
shoots a fired ball at you from my boaner
stealing my grandmeras ccar bcause I Need 2 Make Them Pay
October 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
stealing my grandmeras ccar bcause I Need 2 Make Them Pay
wrow!!! i cant believe fallout 4: super special aweseom addition is coming out for Thee Nintendo Switch 2. time to spend 500 dollars on a new console and 79.99% MSRP USD ATLA on Fallout 4 Gamer Blood Edition
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
wrow!!! i cant believe fallout 4: super special aweseom addition is coming out for Thee Nintendo Switch 2. time to spend 500 dollars on a new console and 79.99% MSRP USD ATLA on Fallout 4 Gamer Blood Edition
My Fellow Americans, With Your Healp I CCan Become THE SECOND A-Merican Doctore To Sew GOatular Testes into Infertile Couples's Thjighs In Ordere To Improve BIrthed Rates & Amerca
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My Fellow Americans, With Your Healp I CCan Become THE SECOND A-Merican Doctore To Sew GOatular Testes into Infertile Couples's Thjighs In Ordere To Improve BIrthed Rates & Amerca
i caught ebola getting head from a bio-engineered life size venuss fly trap
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
i caught ebola getting head from a bio-engineered life size venuss fly trap
wait, apparently a spell in FATAL makes your armor shrink to the point that it crushes you to death. thats actually kinda sick, ngl
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
wait, apparently a spell in FATAL makes your armor shrink to the point that it crushes you to death. thats actually kinda sick, ngl
detective pikachu just sent my next door neighbor to jail for a columbo style murder mystery...... now hopefully we'll stop getting roaches from them!!!
October 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
detective pikachu just sent my next door neighbor to jail for a columbo style murder mystery...... now hopefully we'll stop getting roaches from them!!!
btw whenever i say the phrase "how wonderful" i almost always mean it in such a way that quoted directly from when morrowind dunmeri women say "How wonderful! Welcome, outlander." as like the generic voiced greeting. like that same exact voice clip, essentially
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
btw whenever i say the phrase "how wonderful" i almost always mean it in such a way that quoted directly from when morrowind dunmeri women say "How wonderful! Welcome, outlander." as like the generic voiced greeting. like that same exact voice clip, essentially
getting my dick sucksed by a jiangshi but it got bit off when they jumped, as they are wont to do
October 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
getting my dick sucksed by a jiangshi but it got bit off when they jumped, as they are wont to do
getting my face ripp'd off by wrinkly gong's ghost necause i'm a monkey bigot
October 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
getting my face ripp'd off by wrinkly gong's ghost necause i'm a monkey bigot
shoves u in the spamton Hole
October 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
shoves u in the spamton Hole
dick game like spamton
October 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
dick game like spamton
heh, well guess what Gameres.... a woman claiming to be a former japanese idol just liked a picture of my cat on instagram, so basically i guess you could say i'm famouse or wgatever.........
October 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
heh, well guess what Gameres.... a woman claiming to be a former japanese idol just liked a picture of my cat on instagram, so basically i guess you could say i'm famouse or wgatever.........
nothing that fried chicken and a burger and garlic bread and a blowjob cant fix
October 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
nothing that fried chicken and a burger and garlic bread and a blowjob cant fix
& i'm sorry that i called you an "Idiot Boy" okay?
October 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
& i'm sorry that i called you an "Idiot Boy" okay?
if part 7's ending isn't the yessongs version of roundabout i'm fucking rioting
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
if part 7's ending isn't the yessongs version of roundabout i'm fucking rioting
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*dreamy sigh* tall women :))
October 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
*dreamy sigh* tall women :))
pour out a glass of chocolate milk for the birthed day of An Real Gamere, my good buddy Max Stirner
October 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
pour out a glass of chocolate milk for the birthed day of An Real Gamere, my good buddy Max Stirner
a lovely baby with heterophobia in its eyes <3
Your lap warmer and quiet companion awaits: Peggy Hill, located in Los Angeles, CA.
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/peggy-hill-78570816/ca/los-angeles/stray-cat-alliance-ca809/
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/peggy-hill-78570816/ca/los-angeles/stray-cat-alliance-ca809/
October 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
a lovely baby with heterophobia in its eyes <3
a beauty with homophobia in her eyes...!!
Unlock endless joy and companionship with, Shamrock, located in Pekin, IL.
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/shamrock-77052823/il/pekin/furever-farm-rescue-il1021/
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/shamrock-77052823/il/pekin/furever-farm-rescue-il1021/
October 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
a beauty with homophobia in her eyes...!!
ohio starter pokemon
October 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
ohio starter pokemon