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1312 et Alex 🍉
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Alex | 25 | He/him/il | En/Fr | Aspiring author | Cane wielder | Demisexual and incredibly gay | An unknown amount of toddlers in a trenchcoat trying to function as a single adult
Can somebody please tell me why the fuck my subconscious associates the song Happy Together with a slow motion fight, it's been bothering me for years now and I have no idea how it got to that association because I can't remember who was involved in said fight so I can't look it up rip
April 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I love liberal spaces or whatever they're called
March 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My dumb ass forgot how to spell ingredients for a second and I tried to type "ingredience"
March 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I think the thing that's making it easier for me to get through school is pushing past the perfectionist mentality I've had ingrained in me since childhood, like everyone talks about gifted kid burnout and that's definitely what I've got going on but just realizing that a B is good enough helps
February 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Sometimes I wish I could just spend a day as a regular cat, loved to pieces by a family... I bet that would feel really rejuvenating
February 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The worst thing that inflation ever did was kill the $5 footlong
February 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
February 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I love when fictional men are pathetic as hell, not in an attractive way, but in a sopping-wet-cat-wanting-to-be-let-out-of-the-bath way
February 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Wish that Ben & Jerry's would bring back that chocolate and potato chip ice cream, that shit fuckin ruled
February 2, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Started watching four episodes of vintage anime (Sailor Moon, Patlabor, Slayers, Gundam) every week with Discord friends and can't stress enough how watching fun stuff with online friends is a low-cost, low-effort way to help you feel better about shit. Can't recommend it enough.
January 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Waiting for everyone to stop talking so you can say the funny thing you came up with two weeks ago
January 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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restless ghosts, 2020
January 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
What a hundredth post, huh? I'm gonna go take a shower
January 15, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Sort of unrelated to my current rant but sort of not: Why can't people just be fucking normal? Are we ever gonna get a single person to look up to who's not gonna end up a creep? Is that too much to ask for in this world?
January 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The shit part about living in dorms is not getting my own private shower where I can talk to myself under my breath and rant about the most inconsequential of topics
January 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Me: *Says I'm not gonna do something*
Also me: *Impulsively does the thing that I said I wouldn't do while explaining why I'm not gonna do it*
January 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Y'all ever think about posting something but you pause for a sec and are just like "yeah that's, no, that's staying in the vault"
January 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I wish AI didn't turn out the way it did because I love nothing more than little virtual guys that I can talk to but NOT if they're trained from stolen material without the author's consent and NOT if they're a vessel for tech companies to eat more of your data
January 15, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Pros of getting better as an artist over the years: My art is better and I feel more confident in myself
Cons: I'm better at drawing the most unhinged bullshit I've ever conceived of
December 31, 2024 at 12:13 AM
The curse of being a human with an imagination is that I'm a human with an imagination and I will not be able to sleep until I write or draw or photoshop the most accursed things that pop up in my brain
December 30, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Been a little obsessed with #corru.observer lately
December 21, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Using the heat from my laptop's vent to warm my brownie
December 21, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I don't necessarily like how touchable molten metal looks to me
December 11, 2024 at 7:03 AM
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The Grand Joke
December 6, 2024 at 2:20 AM