Tux E. Flamingo
@tuxedoflamingo.bsky.social
Everything is funny when you're stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/@tuxedoflamingo
• [Got playlists that will make your neurons rot]
https://www.twitch.tv/tux_ef
• [Haven't streamed yet tho]
https://www.youtube.com/@tuxedoflamingo
• [Got playlists that will make your neurons rot]
https://www.twitch.tv/tux_ef
• [Haven't streamed yet tho]
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Mf, I'm watchin' food videos while I'm hungry. I'm bouta go to sleep, too.
January 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Mf, I'm watchin' food videos while I'm hungry. I'm bouta go to sleep, too.
Love it when I don't post for a while and I come back to like 10 notifs. It creates the illusion of being famous for a few seconds💀
January 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Love it when I don't post for a while and I come back to like 10 notifs. It creates the illusion of being famous for a few seconds💀
I want a Wizard Robe so that I can hold my hands out towards somebody yell out "I CAST TUNGSTEN BALLSACK" and look the part.
December 29, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I want a Wizard Robe so that I can hold my hands out towards somebody yell out "I CAST TUNGSTEN BALLSACK" and look the part.
Gomen...amanai
December 24, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Gomen...amanai
I'm eatin' tortilla chips with kimchi--cuz we got no salsa or guac--and a cup of chocy milk.
December 22, 2024 at 12:13 PM
I'm eatin' tortilla chips with kimchi--cuz we got no salsa or guac--and a cup of chocy milk.
I had a dream about a song that a character in my D&D game sung to my character. When I was putting down the melody in this random midi site, I was worryin' that I dreamt up a song that already exists.
Shazam couldn't tell tho, so that's a good start.
Shazam couldn't tell tho, so that's a good start.
December 20, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I had a dream about a song that a character in my D&D game sung to my character. When I was putting down the melody in this random midi site, I was worryin' that I dreamt up a song that already exists.
Shazam couldn't tell tho, so that's a good start.
Shazam couldn't tell tho, so that's a good start.
I vaguely kicked my balls while I was pulling my legs up on my chair. Now my tummy hurts.
December 18, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I vaguely kicked my balls while I was pulling my legs up on my chair. Now my tummy hurts.
I've run out of things to yap about. I'm so washed.
December 16, 2024 at 1:17 PM
I've run out of things to yap about. I'm so washed.
Sometimes I think back to the time I thought Slender-Man and The Rake were real and it would keep me up at night, and think, "Damn, that was some good shit...oh wait, someone was stabbed because some doofuses went crazy over that Slenderman shit."
Internet horror was crazy back then 💀
Internet horror was crazy back then 💀
December 12, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Sometimes I think back to the time I thought Slender-Man and The Rake were real and it would keep me up at night, and think, "Damn, that was some good shit...oh wait, someone was stabbed because some doofuses went crazy over that Slenderman shit."
Internet horror was crazy back then 💀
Internet horror was crazy back then 💀
I'm at the point where I make random meme references and I don't even remember where it's from--they've just slipped into my standard way of speaking.
December 11, 2024 at 10:09 AM
I'm at the point where I make random meme references and I don't even remember where it's from--they've just slipped into my standard way of speaking.
Reposted by Tux E. Flamingo
woodchuck: (seeing some unchucked wood) what the fuck is this
December 8, 2024 at 5:29 PM
woodchuck: (seeing some unchucked wood) what the fuck is this
Reposted by Tux E. Flamingo
nobody goes over Niagara Falls in a barrel anymore
December 7, 2024 at 10:05 AM
nobody goes over Niagara Falls in a barrel anymore
I swear, if I hear this fucking Clorox Spotify ad with the dog licking sounds and guy sensually moaning, I'm gonna go postal.
December 5, 2024 at 11:39 AM
I swear, if I hear this fucking Clorox Spotify ad with the dog licking sounds and guy sensually moaning, I'm gonna go postal.
I checked in on my twitter account after a long while, and over 30 bots stopped following me/were deleted after I had put my BSky link in the bio 💀
December 5, 2024 at 7:14 AM
I checked in on my twitter account after a long while, and over 30 bots stopped following me/were deleted after I had put my BSky link in the bio 💀
I woke up and chose "My money go where I go 🗣️💥" as the sentence I repeat constantly today.
December 4, 2024 at 2:42 AM
I woke up and chose "My money go where I go 🗣️💥" as the sentence I repeat constantly today.
Am I supposed to be makin' an algorithm post?
December 2, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Am I supposed to be makin' an algorithm post?
Don't use breadcrumbs to find your way back home. The birds'll eat em. Take that from someone with personal experience.
December 1, 2024 at 10:18 AM
Don't use breadcrumbs to find your way back home. The birds'll eat em. Take that from someone with personal experience.
Doors are scary
November 30, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Doors are scary
Fuck a opp, that boy a bimbo 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥
November 27, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Fuck a opp, that boy a bimbo 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥
Growing-up is when you start liking the bland cereal more than the marshmallows in Lucky Charms.
November 27, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Growing-up is when you start liking the bland cereal more than the marshmallows in Lucky Charms.
Paladin oaths in D&D are sick as fuck. Watchin' another player potentially forget the conditions of their oath and accidentally become an Oathbreaker is VERY funny to me.
November 27, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Paladin oaths in D&D are sick as fuck. Watchin' another player potentially forget the conditions of their oath and accidentally become an Oathbreaker is VERY funny to me.
I wanna make clay dolls...
I've never fucked with clay, but makin' clay dolls just sounds cool to me. Blacksmithing too...And binding books...
Maybe woodcarving too. The Human instinct to want several hobbies that I can never afford to do at the same time.
I've never fucked with clay, but makin' clay dolls just sounds cool to me. Blacksmithing too...And binding books...
Maybe woodcarving too. The Human instinct to want several hobbies that I can never afford to do at the same time.
November 26, 2024 at 1:28 PM
I wanna make clay dolls...
I've never fucked with clay, but makin' clay dolls just sounds cool to me. Blacksmithing too...And binding books...
Maybe woodcarving too. The Human instinct to want several hobbies that I can never afford to do at the same time.
I've never fucked with clay, but makin' clay dolls just sounds cool to me. Blacksmithing too...And binding books...
Maybe woodcarving too. The Human instinct to want several hobbies that I can never afford to do at the same time.
I believe I've said this before, but I'll reiterate it:
I would argue that Alphabet rhymes like chicken noodle soup, ya kno? Ya know; two-door bimmer, pick ya up in da coup. Shootin' for the hoop, I guess...jiggy on the loose, possibly? I'd call that a 'Shark Mentality', like my name was Bruce.
I would argue that Alphabet rhymes like chicken noodle soup, ya kno? Ya know; two-door bimmer, pick ya up in da coup. Shootin' for the hoop, I guess...jiggy on the loose, possibly? I'd call that a 'Shark Mentality', like my name was Bruce.
a stuffed animal with blonde hair and blue eyes is standing on a purple surface .
ALT: a stuffed animal with blonde hair and blue eyes is standing on a purple surface .
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November 26, 2024 at 1:10 PM
I believe I've said this before, but I'll reiterate it:
I would argue that Alphabet rhymes like chicken noodle soup, ya kno? Ya know; two-door bimmer, pick ya up in da coup. Shootin' for the hoop, I guess...jiggy on the loose, possibly? I'd call that a 'Shark Mentality', like my name was Bruce.
I would argue that Alphabet rhymes like chicken noodle soup, ya kno? Ya know; two-door bimmer, pick ya up in da coup. Shootin' for the hoop, I guess...jiggy on the loose, possibly? I'd call that a 'Shark Mentality', like my name was Bruce.
ATLYSS is pretty fun
November 26, 2024 at 3:32 AM
ATLYSS is pretty fun