Twitter currently down so let’s decamp to here for a bit x

Because I haven't posted on this in a while here is my comprehensive review of the ITV soaps Christmas Day offerings,

Emmerdale - Great camp fun with Kim at the forefront. Much better than last year.

Corrie - Some nice individual moments but didn't really nail it. "Gail Chadwick" hurts my soul.

The immortal words have been spoken #EastEnders

Low-key obsessed with how camp this looks #EastEnders

Live footage of me occasionally dipping my toe in here

Found the original cut of George chasing after Elaine’s taxi x #EastEnders

If I start campaigning for Craig Tinker to get more screentime will they pick an illness out of a hat and kill him off with it? #Corrie

Obsessed with Our Kath strolling into the scene to give Ian a telling off and then walking off again

Also loved Cindy’s reaction throughout the entire scene #EastEnders

I’m so very tired #Corrie

Me when the incidental music started up for the 453rd time on tonight’s Corrie

You scumbag, you maggot, you invalid handle, happy Christmas your arse, I pray God it's our last.

Bluesky watching everyone leave Twitter en masse to come here

No one:

Invalid Handle:

How I arrived at Bluesky

How it feels using bluesky behind twitter's back

This all brings back fond memories of when we all joined Threads and proceeded to do fuck all

Me making my dramatic arrival on here and then not posting anything for several weeks