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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 2d

Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house

Davina McCall hosting a big brother eviction

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 4d

The bitch is back 😘

Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 5d

ABBA singing about divorce: 'I don't wanna talk about things we've gone through'

Lily Allen singing about divorce: 'wait until you hear what he sticks up his bum'

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Sep 26

Been a long, hard but lovely few days saying goodbye and remembering the wee force of nature that is my ma but now I think I need a week or two's sleep. How lucky we were!

The less said about me almost falling into the open grave this morning the better.

A picture of my lovely smiling mum with her hands around my neck pretending to choke me at my first holy communion.

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Apr 23

You've changed

Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Jan 7

Was going to keep this for something to listen to cooking the dinner but I've given in. I need it now!

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Dec 24

Made the rookie mistake of making your sticky cocktail sausages ahead of time and now they're almost all gone and I'm going to have to make another batch. HEAVEN ON A TASTEBUD

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Dec 14

Oh yes Mar. It's fabulously fun and there's no maneness. I did convince me Kate Bush was singing the Baywatch theme dressed as an otter a few years back.

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Dec 14

TANKEN YEW for another year of Strictlys banter. It's been lovely. Even with YER MAN.

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Dec 14

Will you do it next year if they ask you TANKEN YEW

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Dec 14

Making you sit through the go compare wan to get Pete feels very very harsh

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Dec 14

Hard something from me. I APOLOGISE I'VE GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE FESTIVITIES

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eatyourflag @eatyourflag.bsky.social · Dec 14

What a letter.

Short letter to Irish Times, detailing the grief felt by the letter writer at Christmas, after the loss of his wife.

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Dec 14

Just a little bit

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Dec 14

I don't know how to say this other than if Vito Coppola put me through a pasta maker, boiled me in hot water and covered me in bolognese sauce I'd still thank him #strictly

Vito from Strictly, all sweaty, westing a white vest with black braces

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Dec 14

I'm a cold hearted hag but goodness me I WEPT

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Dec 14

Me in Vito's dressing room before the #strictly final

Someone cutting a pair of trousers with scissors

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Dec 14

S(he)'s getting my three free votes tanken yew

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Dec 14

HAPPY STRICTMAS MAR. My weekly Strictly takeaway is late and I'm going FERAL with hunger. Or maybe it's just Vito in his aubergine trousers

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Dec 14

okay but you know you could release a screamo version of the macarena and it would still be witchy twink xo

Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Dec 13

⚪️ top
⚪️ vers
🟢 you can do whatever you want whenever you want

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Dec 13

Yes

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Dec 13

Oh very! And the episodes are short and sharp which makes an easy watch.

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Dec 13

I've always had so much space in my heart for Lisa Kudrow, but oh my goodness she's ASTOUNDING in No Good Deed. The first Netflix show I've binged in one session in forever because it's just so darkly funny and unpredictable.

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Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · Dec 13

I've decided archangel is my favourite witch twink song since howl :) :) :)

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