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Shane Reaction
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Short and Irish and a bit anxious about everything.
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Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house
ABBA singing about divorce: 'I don't wanna talk about things we've gone through'

Lily Allen singing about divorce: 'wait until you hear what he sticks up his bum'
Been a long, hard but lovely few days saying goodbye and remembering the wee force of nature that is my ma but now I think I need a week or two's sleep. How lucky we were!

The less said about me almost falling into the open grave this morning the better.
Was going to keep this for something to listen to cooking the dinner but I've given in. I need it now!
Made the rookie mistake of making your sticky cocktail sausages ahead of time and now they're almost all gone and I'm going to have to make another batch. HEAVEN ON A TASTEBUD
Oh yes Mar. It's fabulously fun and there's no maneness. I did convince me Kate Bush was singing the Baywatch theme dressed as an otter a few years back.
TANKEN YEW for another year of Strictlys banter. It's been lovely. Even with YER MAN.
Will you do it next year if they ask you TANKEN YEW
Making you sit through the go compare wan to get Pete feels very very harsh
Hard something from me. I APOLOGISE I'VE GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE FESTIVITIES
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I don't know how to say this other than if Vito Coppola put me through a pasta maker, boiled me in hot water and covered me in bolognese sauce I'd still thank him #strictly
I'm a cold hearted hag but goodness me I WEPT
Me in Vito's dressing room before the #strictly final
S(he)'s getting my three free votes tanken yew
HAPPY STRICTMAS MAR. My weekly Strictly takeaway is late and I'm going FERAL with hunger. Or maybe it's just Vito in his aubergine trousers
okay but you know you could release a screamo version of the macarena and it would still be witchy twink xo
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Oh very! And the episodes are short and sharp which makes an easy watch.
I've always had so much space in my heart for Lisa Kudrow, but oh my goodness she's ASTOUNDING in No Good Deed. The first Netflix show I've binged in one session in forever because it's just so darkly funny and unpredictable.
I've decided archangel is my favourite witch twink song since howl :) :) :)