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Twat in the hat
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No minors. I'm horny on main.
Word on the street is, you’re ready to start building communism again.
Time to play: did I remember to take my pills this morning?
Fukin adhd.
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
See, this is the shit that makes me just fucking tired. Idk whats going on Ofc, but I genuinely wouldn’t be surprised if tomorrow all websites get shut down except an AI slop machine. I’m exhausted. Every time I look away one corrupt government or another is making life worse at corpo behest.
NEW: They kept saying they were gonna do it and now they've done it

A group of clowns (Senators) have introduced a bill to FULLY REPEAL Section 230.

No reform, no replacement, just utter destruction of all online free speech.

We can't let this happen. Share & take action

www.badinternetbills.com
Bad Internet Bills
All of the bad internet bills. One website.
www.badinternetbills.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Eh, Christ. Gonna need to make some calls. Reposting so I remember when I don’t have Covid.
bill C-12 has been pushed out of the House and into the Senate as of today

If you are a Canadian citizen/resident, PLEASE contact your representatives and demand they oppose the bills below, including Bill C-12!
#SaveSpeech

if you're Canadian, you may have heard about a handful of bills that have free speech and anti-surveillance orgs worried, so ive made a cheat sheet of info about what makes each one worrying! We need to block these bills!

please contact your reps!

oncanadaproject.ca/findyourrep
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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This is why hating and mocking AI relentlessly and publicly is vital work.
McDonald's has taken down a Christmas ad made with AI following online backlash

The company said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI"
McDonald's pulls AI-generated Christmas advert following backlash
McDonald's said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI".
www.bbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
God I fucking hate getting up before sunrise. Fuck winter.
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.

What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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screw it imma start making propaganda posters to stop this dumb payment processing fascism. here's one
July 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Something random for December
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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A source familiar w/ internal workings at MasterCard notes the company does not plan to recruit additional call center workers for the Christmas season, as MasterCard does not expect higher call volume than usual. A resurgence of calls re censorship during the busy season would be huge strategically
October 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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This is a really vulnerable time for paypro call centers. It's already been reported that Mastercard is stressed by our persistence

I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥
#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Dived into a rabbithole for the last 2 hours reading this. Fuckin fantastic
November 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Did you know, in 1984, the party criminalizes and then produces its own pornography to sell on the black market? Even if he’s not involved with PayPal anymore, the pieces feel like they’re being set up.
This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.

Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.

*Artists will.*
October 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.

Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.

*Artists will.*
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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We all knew it was never about the porn. But if your normie bros wanna keep torrenting their marble and star worms they're gonna have to actually take the gooners seriously for once.
Buried in Michigan's antiporn bill is a provision to effectively outlaw "circumvention tools," such as VPNs.

Mark my words: legislators will increasingly leverage porn panic to restrict or ban VPNs, and to limit internet privacy far beyond adult sites.
Experts raise privacy concerns over Michigan bill targeting pornography and VPNs
Rep. Josh Schriver, the bill’s sponsor, says the law is designed to target only producers and distributors of pornography, not everyday internet users.
www.wilx.com
October 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Apparently a lot of ppl needs to hear this

#bskycensorship
September 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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You might see several artists mad about the bluesky policy update banning non-con, even artists who do not make that kind of material, and wonder why it's such a problem. If that's you, here is a quick breakdown:

🧵
September 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Seriously if my account gets suspended for bullshit puritanical catering I’m gonna be this site’s biggest headache. A million alternate accounts that will just spam my art. I’m a petty motherfucker. Stomach bulge, furry work, non con, petrifaction, bondage, incest. If it threatens to give
September 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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We live in a world where drawings have to receive consent, but presidents don't
September 20, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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Why should I have to accept a version of America where we are so afraid of porn that we have effectively banned it thru these laws? Why should I have to lose my job and passion?

Stop telling me to use a VPN or crypto and start fucking contacting people. Thank you.
September 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures.

This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech!

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
September 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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This fight is winnable.

The extreme backlash from companies like Paypal is wild, but it's also them overplaying their hand, and it's proof that they are genuinely mad at us. They know how we're protesting, and they hate it.

That makes it a good protest.

So if they ramp up the pressure, we do to.
August 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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he hasn't stopped calling~ have you? 🫵

how to call: stop-paypros.neocities.org

info and resources on pay discrimination: cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...
August 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM