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Sticker Perambulating Circuit Leadership Team
Yes, it's probably sarcasm or intentional stupidity
Jimmy going full circle on Ives because all that matters is aligning with Elon. It's a cult.
July 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Elon's cult pretending Linda did anything at all over the last two years. Delusional.
July 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
In which Elon "fixes" things by creating MechaHitler
July 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Bronzer is a helluva drug, huh?
July 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What's more likely:

A) Elon Musk truly cares about the environment despite running his xAI data center off of portable generators vs. an innovative solution leveraging his solar and energy storage biz

B) Elon Musk truly cares about enriching himself

#ElonMusk
July 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Area man celebrates #Tesla missing his own forecast from earlier this year by about 10%.
July 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
How it started / how it's going

"Pants on fire" edition
July 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
BREAKING: Elon Musk is heading to Mars next year
June 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Cry more, @darknstormy.bsky.social. Cry. More.
June 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Easy, Omar. He's not going to adopt you no matter how hard you try.

#NotACult
June 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
How it started / how it's going

"Elon blames you for an entire continent rejecting his Nazi salute" edition
June 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This timeline is the worst
June 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Nevermind the #Robotaxi twerking, how about the fact that it wasn't supposed to turn at that intersection at all, according to the nav instructions?

Absolutely bonkers that this is in the wild.
June 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Does the world's richest man know that we can read his responses?

What does he do when Little X says something he disagrees with?
June 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
JD Vance is going to get so tired of winning if he keeps this up
June 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Is it lying if your AI griftventure machine doesn't know any better because the facts have been selectively chosen?

#ElonMusk
June 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Equally impressive: #Tesla are the #1 seller of oversized stainless steel doorstops, globally!

What will they celebrate next?
June 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Reality and its well known liberal bias strike again.
June 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Complex edge case: driving on the wrong side of the road.

Austin robotaxis soon! #Tesla
June 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Coming soon to Austin: blind robotaxis!
June 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
TACO vs MAFU
June 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Quick physics demo, in two parts.
June 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Translation: "Apparently you can't just call anyone a pedo."
June 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
This isn't the win you're making it out to be, Dennis.
June 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
That's a hell of an "ackshually," Peter.
June 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM