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Sticker Perambulating Circuit Leadership Team
Yes, it's probably sarcasm or intentional stupidity
ORTBO 2025 Alumni
Sticker Perambulating Circuit Leadership Team
Yes, it's probably sarcasm or intentional stupidity
We're supposed to believe that the guy who bragged about sexual assault on camera would never write a weird birthday card to Epstein?
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July 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
We're supposed to believe that the guy who bragged about sexual assault on camera would never write a weird birthday card to Epstein?
What’s going on with my ‘buoys’ and, in some cases, ‘gulls?' - Hemingway
July 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
What’s going on with my ‘buoys’ and, in some cases, ‘gulls?' - Hemingway
Cat : Files :: Schrödinger : Epstein?
July 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Cat : Files :: Schrödinger : Epstein?
Not now, bro. My Tesla is dodging kids outside the school while I'm talking to my anime Grok girlfriend and trying to see if she'll meet IRL.
July 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Not now, bro. My Tesla is dodging kids outside the school while I'm talking to my anime Grok girlfriend and trying to see if she'll meet IRL.
Jimmy going full circle on Ives because all that matters is aligning with Elon. It's a cult.
July 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Jimmy going full circle on Ives because all that matters is aligning with Elon. It's a cult.
Elon's cult pretending Linda did anything at all over the last two years. Delusional.
July 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Elon's cult pretending Linda did anything at all over the last two years. Delusional.
In which Elon "fixes" things by creating MechaHitler
July 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
In which Elon "fixes" things by creating MechaHitler
Bronzer is a helluva drug, huh?
July 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Bronzer is a helluva drug, huh?
Gotta give The Guardian credit for trying, but realistically nothing will happen with #Tesla because [all of this].
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
‘The vehicle suddenly accelerated with our baby in it’: the terrifying truth about why Tesla’s cars keep crashing | Tesla | The Guardian
Elon Musk is obsessive about the design of his supercars, right down to the disappearing door handles. But a series of shocking incidents – from drivers trapped in burning vehicles to dramatic stops on the highway – have led to questions about the safety of the brand. Why won’t Tesla give any answers?
www.theguardian.com
July 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Gotta give The Guardian credit for trying, but realistically nothing will happen with #Tesla because [all of this].
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
What's more likely:
A) Elon Musk truly cares about the environment despite running his xAI data center off of portable generators vs. an innovative solution leveraging his solar and energy storage biz
B) Elon Musk truly cares about enriching himself
#ElonMusk
A) Elon Musk truly cares about the environment despite running his xAI data center off of portable generators vs. an innovative solution leveraging his solar and energy storage biz
B) Elon Musk truly cares about enriching himself
#ElonMusk
July 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
What's more likely:
A) Elon Musk truly cares about the environment despite running his xAI data center off of portable generators vs. an innovative solution leveraging his solar and energy storage biz
B) Elon Musk truly cares about enriching himself
#ElonMusk
A) Elon Musk truly cares about the environment despite running his xAI data center off of portable generators vs. an innovative solution leveraging his solar and energy storage biz
B) Elon Musk truly cares about enriching himself
#ElonMusk
How it started / how it's going
"Pants on fire" edition
"Pants on fire" edition
July 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
How it started / how it's going
"Pants on fire" edition
"Pants on fire" edition
BREAKING: Elon Musk is heading to Mars next year
June 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
BREAKING: Elon Musk is heading to Mars next year
June 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
How it started / how it's going
"Elon blames you for an entire continent rejecting his Nazi salute" edition
"Elon blames you for an entire continent rejecting his Nazi salute" edition
June 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
How it started / how it's going
"Elon blames you for an entire continent rejecting his Nazi salute" edition
"Elon blames you for an entire continent rejecting his Nazi salute" edition
This timeline is the worst
June 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This timeline is the worst
Robotaxi* day 1 summary thread
*but supervised
*but supervised
Tesla's Supervised Robotaxi launch was a pathetic flop.
Tesla's Supervised Robotaxi launched yesterday to much acclaim from the Tesla Cult. Since nobody who was at the event has properly summarized the first day, we thought we would do it.
Below are our findings. 🧵
Tesla's Supervised Robotaxi launched yesterday to much acclaim from the Tesla Cult. Since nobody who was at the event has properly summarized the first day, we thought we would do it.
Below are our findings. 🧵
June 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Robotaxi* day 1 summary thread
*but supervised
*but supervised
Nevermind the #Robotaxi twerking, how about the fact that it wasn't supposed to turn at that intersection at all, according to the nav instructions?
Absolutely bonkers that this is in the wild.
Absolutely bonkers that this is in the wild.
June 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Nevermind the #Robotaxi twerking, how about the fact that it wasn't supposed to turn at that intersection at all, according to the nav instructions?
Absolutely bonkers that this is in the wild.
Absolutely bonkers that this is in the wild.
Or occasionally just ram into said emergency vehicle at highway speeds
Tesla uses end-to-end neural nets for driving automation, so they are unable to code specific behavior in response to specific conditions (like police vehicles)... apparently the system knows to recognize police with sirens flashing, but instead of pulling over (or driving past) they just stop dead
June 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Or occasionally just ram into said emergency vehicle at highway speeds
Does the world's richest man know that we can read his responses?
What does he do when Little X says something he disagrees with?
What does he do when Little X says something he disagrees with?
June 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Does the world's richest man know that we can read his responses?
What does he do when Little X says something he disagrees with?
What does he do when Little X says something he disagrees with?
JD Vance is going to get so tired of winning if he keeps this up
June 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
JD Vance is going to get so tired of winning if he keeps this up
Reality and its well known liberal bias strike again.
June 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Reality and its well known liberal bias strike again.
June 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM