Brian Fischer
@tweetstheirown.bsky.social
Here to make some friends and try to have some laughs. And I quote movies too much. So there’s that.
Holy shit, this thread…
I found the first investigative file from the first complainant against Epstein in 2005.
There are descriptions from the officer, over several interviews of the girl, of her pulling her knees up on the chair, drawing doodles, & the officer high-fiving her to keep her calm as she speaks of horror.
There are descriptions from the officer, over several interviews of the girl, of her pulling her knees up on the chair, drawing doodles, & the officer high-fiving her to keep her calm as she speaks of horror.
February 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Holy shit, this thread…
We need a little more this in the world these days
January 24, 2026 at 3:10 AM
We need a little more this in the world these days
Literally the next news article I saw:
January 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Literally the next news article I saw:
Sounds promising. Do they have anything for eyes? And maybe in drop form instead of an injection? 😬
they're gonna need to dunk me in this scitechdaily.com/anti-aging-i...
Anti-Aging Injection Regrows Knee Cartilage and Prevents Arthritis
A treatment that blocks an age-related protein restored cartilage in aging and injured joints by reprogramming existing cells rather than using stem cells. Researchers at Stanford Medicine report that...
scitechdaily.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Sounds promising. Do they have anything for eyes? And maybe in drop form instead of an injection? 😬
Reposted by Brian Fischer
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
No, ninja… no, ninja… no!
Vanilla Ice performing with a dancing Ninja Turtle at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party
January 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
No, ninja… no, ninja… no!
I want this in my living room
Cheez-It Sampling Bar, featuring 10 different flavors of Cheez-Its
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I want this in my living room
Greg is 🎯
Thanks for sharing this document, @rweingarten.bsky.social.
I read it, and I believe it's inexcusably inadequate and will not prepare teachers or schools to confront the very real dangers of the "A.i." products pushed by your partners, including OpenAI.
A few thoughts for your consideration...
I read it, and I believe it's inexcusably inadequate and will not prepare teachers or schools to confront the very real dangers of the "A.i." products pushed by your partners, including OpenAI.
A few thoughts for your consideration...
Read about Commonsense Guardrails for Using Advanced Technology in Schools aiinstruction.org/sites/defaul...
December 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Greg is 🎯
If anyone has a connection to people at Peacock, please pass this on:
Your NBA coverage sucks. Just show the game. Stop with all the graphics and stupid effects when they make a basket. Super distracting. This isn’t a video game. We know who is who. Thanks.
Your NBA coverage sucks. Just show the game. Stop with all the graphics and stupid effects when they make a basket. Super distracting. This isn’t a video game. We know who is who. Thanks.
December 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If anyone has a connection to people at Peacock, please pass this on:
Your NBA coverage sucks. Just show the game. Stop with all the graphics and stupid effects when they make a basket. Super distracting. This isn’t a video game. We know who is who. Thanks.
Your NBA coverage sucks. Just show the game. Stop with all the graphics and stupid effects when they make a basket. Super distracting. This isn’t a video game. We know who is who. Thanks.
@nbaonnbc.bsky.social, there’s no easy way to say this. Your coverage sucks. Just show the game. Stop with all the graphics and stupid effects when they make a basket. Super distracting. This isn’t a video game. We know who is who. Thanks you.
December 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
@nbaonnbc.bsky.social, there’s no easy way to say this. Your coverage sucks. Just show the game. Stop with all the graphics and stupid effects when they make a basket. Super distracting. This isn’t a video game. We know who is who. Thanks you.
Great- now we’re getting the true crime extended universe too? Thanks a lot, Marvel
December 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Great- now we’re getting the true crime extended universe too? Thanks a lot, Marvel
Oh my god that’s amazing
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Oh my god that’s amazing
Wow. That’s impressive
This is neither here nor there, but because this came up in a random conversation yesterday, and sometimes I think everyone could use a distraction of something fun and entertaining mixed in with your doomscrolling, here is the best card trick ever performed on TV. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Kc...
Dani DaOrtiz at Fool US 2022 (the act that Penn and Teller didn’t even try to figure out.)
YouTube video by dani daortiz
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Wow. That’s impressive
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times
Gregory Alan Isakov
Radiohead
Death Cab for Cutie
Nada Surf
Wilco
Gregory Alan Isakov
Radiohead
Death Cab for Cutie
Nada Surf
Wilco
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times
Gregory Alan Isakov
Radiohead
Death Cab for Cutie
Nada Surf
Wilco
Gregory Alan Isakov
Radiohead
Death Cab for Cutie
Nada Surf
Wilco
Dog be all like
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Dog be all like
That’s why it’s my profile banner image!
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
That’s why it’s my profile banner image!
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The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
Reposted by Brian Fischer
here's something i never thought i'd say:
hell. yeah, bon jovi
hell. yeah, bon jovi
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
here's something i never thought i'd say:
hell. yeah, bon jovi
hell. yeah, bon jovi
I feel seen
Finally driving my first EV and can’t be the only middle aged dad now *obsessed* with regenerative braking and getting as many miles as humanly possible.
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I feel seen
Wild to think that kids will someday look back at this time in history with nostalgic eyes and long for these “good old days”
October 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Wild to think that kids will someday look back at this time in history with nostalgic eyes and long for these “good old days”
I’m not great with math and all that- but anything under 50% is actually positively supported? So abolish the death penalty would be +88%?
Incredible to claim that “abolish the police” is in any way a Democratic policy
October 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m not great with math and all that- but anything under 50% is actually positively supported? So abolish the death penalty would be +88%?
Movie magic!
October 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Movie magic!
As of right now its still up and he seems ok with it, looking down from above
October 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
As of right now its still up and he seems ok with it, looking down from above