Outed as being 12 because while I probably saw someone die on the Internet, I can't remember it.
On the other hand, I did read almost all of the rotten.com library, so probably there. Nothing sad about it though, that shit was actually informative

It's a credit to his acting that I never thought of him as Italian, even though his name was Viggo. If you'd asked me previously what his ethnicity was I'd have just said "the blood of Numenor, obviously."

This is so wrong! You're the one that's supposed to pop out of the bushes with uncomfortable questions

It is simply the way of the world. There is no need to investigate further

Literally all of society hates this abominable scam homunculus and the weird little death cult bubble of vampiric losers who spewed it forth upon the world. Take a break from bragging about how gullible you are and give yourself a swirlie and stuff yourself in a locker and sort yourself out.

Always funny when a Bojack Horseman bit manifests itself in real life

Oh yeah, Draw Six Billion Swords, my favorite webcomic!

I am smelling like three different kinds of toast