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Twelve-G. Calhoun
@twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
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📍 Necronomicon, Massachusetts
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A screen cap of the late, great Jessica Walter as Lucille Bluth in "Arrested Development" looking skeptical with bottom text that reads, "it's one CEO, Michael, what could it cost? A trillion dollars?"
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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If you see this, post egg
A screen capture from "Arrested Development" showing Ann Veal sitting at the kitchen table peeling a hard-boiled egg.
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
Share a fictional computer, not a robot/android
A screen shot from "Space: 1999," showing a man in a Moonbase Alpha uniform in front of a wall of computer panels.
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Must be all the micro plastics keeping these generations looking well preserved
An extremely blood spattered corner of a room with bottom text reading, "CAPTION THIS WITH THE 2ND TO LAST TEXT YOU SENT."
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I’ve been using these trackballs for many years and they have been very long-lasting. And probably better for my wrist.
A Logitech trackball
October 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Post something random, or you'll have an awful October
An anthropomorphic bunny in a blue jacket hold a child with a red and white striped shirt in a bucolic setting. The child's eyes seem to be rolling back as the bunny holds a white cloth to the child's face. The caption reads, "[s]orry kid, I'm the ether bunny"
September 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Out for a lovely ride today
A man with glasses wears a red motorcycle helmet and black motorcycle jacket with a dramatic, cloud-strewn sky above.
September 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
Post what the FBI will "leak" as Antifa HQ.
A still from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
September 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Not a rhetorical question...
A screenshot from facebook of an image of a tweet from Jamie (@slightlysluggy) reads, "There's a button. If you press it, all of world hunger and climate change will be solved and you and everyone else will have stable access to a safe home. But! All of the world's billionaires and multi-millionaires will lose some of their money and power. Do you push it?" Sara comments, "Yea" then "Was this a rhetorical question?" Andy replies, "Not for members of congress."
September 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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HAHA SAME
September 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Tomorrow! Quick! What are y’all wearing to the rapture?
Edina Monsoon in her kitchen wearing a headband, rose-colored glasses, and an opalescent silver top.
September 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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"I'm Fibonacci Drake, and you're listening to NPR."
A screenshot of a tweet from Jennie VanderLugt (@jennievander) that reads, "Your NPR name is the name of your favorite pattern and a deceased singer/songwriter."
August 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Repost with a group you'd love to hang out with
Match Game '76 panel
August 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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A Golden Girls screenshot of Sophia Petrillo with text on it that reads, "...And make sure you get real Q-Tips. If I'm gonna put a stick in my ear, I want something with some cotton on it."
August 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Post a GIF of who you wanted to be as a kid.

Carter
July 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Happy Birthday, Angel!

@kevidently.bsky.social
Three silly looking men at a party attempt to pose as Charlie's Angels. They all make finger guns.
July 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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A screen capture of a Nancy Pelosi town hall broadcast on CNN where Pelosi begins her response to a question about single-payer health care, as shown in the closed-captioning, with, "well, I thank you for your question, but we're capitalists."
July 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Yup, might be a bad idea to come here
July 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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* Terms and conditions apply
The "Sarcastic spongebob" meme with the text, "VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO*"
July 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I'm from before the internet
A picture of the Lego "Galactic Explorer" space ship from 1979. The grey and blue ship looks like it's in space.
June 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Tweet from thekatadventure IMPORTANT USC law students have started a hotline for people to call when they have an immigration-related court hearing but don't want to show up in person for fear of being arrested/ detained by ICE outside the courthouse. The students will help people complete and submit a "Motion to Change Hearing Format," which can allow someone to have a remote/online hearing instead of in-person. hotline # is (888) 462-5211 They can help in English or Spanish
June 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I swear guys, Iran is minutes away from being able to nuke the entire U.S. For reals this time. Pinky swear
Colin Powell holds up a vial of fake evidence whilst testifying that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction that did not exist.
June 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Apropos of nothing, ya know what's a funny word? Defenestrate.
A diptych: two versions of an old Soviet picture, the top version of the photo shows three men, on the left, an non-descript Soviet man. The man in the middle has the face of the lying, cheating, sexual assaulting, cowardly, traitorous, convicted felon Donald J. Trump and the one on the right has the face of the alleged ketamine addict, Elon Musk. The lower version shows two men, the non-descript man and the man with the face of the lying, cheating, sexual assaulting, cowardly, traitorous, convicted felon Donald J. Trump, to his right, a view of the lake or reservoir behind them.
June 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Imagine...
A photo of John Lennon, in the 70's below a quote attributed to him: "Working class people around the world have no innate desire to go to war with each other. They have to be conned into it by the sociopaths who will profit from it."
May 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM