Twelve-G. Calhoun
@twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
Associate Monster Hunter - Erstwhile Audio Engineer - Candy Eater he/him 🐻 thedeadites.com
📍 Necronomicon, Massachusetts
📍 Necronomicon, Massachusetts
If you see this, post egg
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If you see this, post egg
Share a fictional computer, not a robot/android
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Share a fictional computer, not a robot/android
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You: They did the math.
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
February 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You: They did the math.
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
"Murder‽" she crowed.
“Murder?”, she suggested.
"Murder?" she grinned.
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
"Murder‽" she crowed.
Must be all the micro plastics keeping these generations looking well preserved
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Must be all the micro plastics keeping these generations looking well preserved
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
October 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
If you see this post a chef
October 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If you see this post a chef
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Absolutely fucking delusional? Complete bullshit? Or are the same people who told him every store in Portland is boarded up and Chicago's a war zone manipulating him with these lies? Some of each?
Trump: "They're, like, insurrectionists, they're terrible people. But you really wonder why. Why are they doing it? What are they gaining? Other than they're obviously paid. They're paid a lot of money."
October 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Absolutely fucking delusional? Complete bullshit? Or are the same people who told him every store in Portland is boarded up and Chicago's a war zone manipulating him with these lies? Some of each?
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October
![An anthropomorphic bunny in a blue jacket hold a child with a red and white striped shirt in a bucolic setting. The child's eyes seem to be rolling back as the bunny holds a white cloth to the child's face. The caption reads, "[s]orry kid, I'm the ether bunny"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:y6gvxrucbvwqom7zrsf4nyg5/bafkreibsd5nzwvtxa2upfr5pxenzqh7hhdb6ls3hoptctayrmyhb3ijzee@jpeg)
September 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October
@mrjamesob.bsky.social it would be really great to remind your listeners of this about once a week.
Farage squirms as Rep. Jamie Raskin obliterates the "Putin-loving, free speech imposter, Trump sycophant".
Please share as widely as possible.
Why are our hapless British politicians incapable of making such a speech? Why does our media fail to address the concerns that Raskin highlights?
Please share as widely as possible.
Why are our hapless British politicians incapable of making such a speech? Why does our media fail to address the concerns that Raskin highlights?
September 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social it would be really great to remind your listeners of this about once a week.
Out for a lovely ride today
September 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Out for a lovely ride today
Post what the FBI will "leak" as Antifa HQ.
September 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Post what the FBI will "leak" as Antifa HQ.
Not a rhetorical question...
September 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Not a rhetorical question...
Tomorrow! Quick! What are y’all wearing to the rapture?
September 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Tomorrow! Quick! What are y’all wearing to the rapture?
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Sorry to go Full Doomer, but:
-Antifa is now a “terrorist organization.” And.
-antifa is in the eye of the beholder. Antifa is whoever the administration says it is. And.
-the administration engages in extrajudicial killings of “terrorists.”
-Antifa is now a “terrorist organization.” And.
-antifa is in the eye of the beholder. Antifa is whoever the administration says it is. And.
-the administration engages in extrajudicial killings of “terrorists.”
September 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sorry to go Full Doomer, but:
-Antifa is now a “terrorist organization.” And.
-antifa is in the eye of the beholder. Antifa is whoever the administration says it is. And.
-the administration engages in extrajudicial killings of “terrorists.”
-Antifa is now a “terrorist organization.” And.
-antifa is in the eye of the beholder. Antifa is whoever the administration says it is. And.
-the administration engages in extrajudicial killings of “terrorists.”
Hmmm, what kind of person declares that anti-fascists are their enemies?
With Trump declaring ANTIFA a terrorist organization, it bears remembering that he once told us that the MAGA January 6 insurrectionists were ANTIFA.
September 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Hmmm, what kind of person declares that anti-fascists are their enemies?
From now on I’m entering rooms like this:
September 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
From now on I’m entering rooms like this:
"40 Wall street actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan, and it was actually before the World Trade Center the tallest, and and then when they built the World Trade Center it became known as the second-tallest, and now it's the tallest" - Donald J. Trump, September 11, 2001
September 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"40 Wall street actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan, and it was actually before the World Trade Center the tallest, and and then when they built the World Trade Center it became known as the second-tallest, and now it's the tallest" - Donald J. Trump, September 11, 2001
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he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
September 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
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"I'm Fibonacci Drake, and you're listening to NPR."
August 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
"I'm Fibonacci Drake, and you're listening to NPR."
Repost with a group you'd love to hang out with
August 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Repost with a group you'd love to hang out with