The Kobolds' Choice Awards
twentyyearstoolate.bsky.social
The Kobolds' Choice Awards
@twentyyearstoolate.bsky.social
I was told I should have a description here so I don't seem like a bot.
Any/All, 30s, shitposter, kobold, probably therian, anticapitalist, shoulder to cry on. Minors please DNI, terfs, cops and fascists fuck off back to Twitter.

(PFP by @punkitt)
NGL in a cyberpunk setting, circumventing arbitrary weapon use limits is a very punk thing to do. I like the idea that you can absolutely use just a rock, but you have to be covert about it in a way you wouldn't with the Visceramaster 587 (Trial Version)
February 14, 2026 at 9:54 PM
WAHHH THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! WUGHHHHH!!!!
February 14, 2026 at 9:51 PM
YAAAAAY!

As a married n-touple, can we cuddle?
February 14, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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Also I'm Freaks. I wanna look at cool hot fucksex on my computer. What fucking good is any platform where I can't share all that Sorlag porn I'm commissioning. Work?? I have email for that I always had email for that. Maybe Discord can just fuck off?? That's my idea. My big idea is Fuck Off
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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KM (kobold master): "you encounter another kobold"
kobold player: "i yip at them"
KM: "they yip back at you"
kobold player: "waow..."
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM