The Kobolds' Choice Awards
twentyyearstoolate.bsky.social
The Kobolds' Choice Awards
@twentyyearstoolate.bsky.social
I was told I should have a description here so I don't seem like a bot.
Any/All, 30s, shitposter, kobold, probably therian, anticapitalist, shoulder to cry on. Minors please DNI, terfs, cops and fascists fuck off back to Twitter.

(PFP by @punkitt)
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Realized I should probably make a pinned post with multiple refs of my me:

Left to right, top to bottom: @punkitt.bsky.social, @thespongemagic.bsky.social @dotjade.online, www.furaffinity.net/user/lightmi...
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piece done for @heythar.bsky.social and @dogonarock.bsky.social HAPPY VALENTINE'S YOU TWO
February 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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This pops up every once in awhile and I always share it. Wu Tang goes in and out of popularity with the times, but there's no denying there was a Dream Team level of talent and brilliance on that roster. True artists.
February 14, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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Stretch-proof security system
art trade with @spicehorizon.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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super blown-out light in cel animation has always been really special and striking to me, it really is what i envision when i imagine something looking "dreamy"
This style of light doesn't really appear in animation anymore. You know it when you see it -- it's bright, hot and almost dangerous.

Our new issue explores the tricks behind it, and how one artist has revived the look for the digital age: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/dangerous-...
February 14, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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CW: food tf, somewhat violent

Bro you overcooked me

(Also I never had a smore in the 10+ years I've lived in the US)
February 14, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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I just burned my mouth but y'know what, that's on me. Hot soup is still my friend, I still trust hot soup. I just took it for granted and I think we have a lot to learn from hot soup.
February 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Also I'm Freaks. I wanna look at cool hot fucksex on my computer. What fucking good is any platform where I can't share all that Sorlag porn I'm commissioning. Work?? I have email for that I always had email for that. Maybe Discord can just fuck off?? That's my idea. My big idea is Fuck Off
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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OH WOW AHAHAHA SO MANY FOLKS HAVE SAID SO MANY NICE THINGS I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY...THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH 😭🧡

IM LIVE NOW PLAYING A FURRY HORROR GAME IVE NEVER HEARD OF, AND THEN PROBABLY SWITCHING TO ANIMAL CROSSING, COME HANG OUT IF THAT'S YOUR JAM!!
SO UHH I've been kinda quiet about this because I'M EXTREMELY NERVOUS ABOUT VOICING IT BUT AHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO CLOSE??? TO APPLYING???

After almost 6 years of streaming (wow) you kinda just...assume "oh that's just for other people," yknow?

BIG BIG THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO'S BEEN IN MY CORNER 😭🧡
February 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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KM (kobold master): "you encounter another kobold"
kobold player: "i yip at them"
KM: "they yip back at you"
kobold player: "waow..."
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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what if they made a ttrpg with kobolds in it. wouldn't that be wild
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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if anyone has job leads for the seattle/shoreline area lemme knowwwwww I'm sick of my job
February 13, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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Hey everyone, I could use some help with groceries and some overdrafts. I'm in between commissions so I need a leg up if you can!

Greatly appreciated if you can help!

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February 13, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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Commission for Oretal (Jul. 2025)
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Happy valentine's day ren! x3

Credits to @sinker-elly.bsky.social !
February 13, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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DEFCON 1 ROSALINA GIRL COCK IMAGE
February 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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Martlet doodle !!!🐦🟦💛
February 13, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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Bomb Rush Cyberfunk Mod Comm for @onion-light.bsky.social, thank you!
(check replies for alts)
February 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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#FLOWERSTEEL Mission 2 is done!! Read the full thing on Patreon if you want an early sneak peak :D
www.patreon.com/posts/flower...
February 13, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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And with a LARGE degree of disrespect: if you used or advocated for AI in my industry, I will never work with you or hire you, ever. You earned a lifetime membership to my personal shitlist. You knew it was wrong, and you did not care, and you get to reconcile with the ramifications of your choices.
I will absolutely equate people who use AI with fascists / Nazis / colonizers because their universal base function, their shared core structure of behavioral patterns, is to violate boundaries and thieve attribution in an attempt to escape their own inadequacy. They take, because they can't make.
February 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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Drafts
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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From the late Jesse Hamm. My personal mantra for the past decade.
February 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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ok this is a stretch but in order to increase job opportunities/allow me to move freely more in this big ass state, im setting up a kofi goal for getting a Well-Loved vehicle to start with

Feel free to assist if you are comfortable to ko-fi.com/itjade/goal?...
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February 13, 2026 at 8:09 AM
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This would be HUGE for the ladies and there are a ton of good vehicles for cheap on FB marketplace. I can't lend my car all the time and the buses here take fucking forever so even a lil bit is a huge help!! Also look at smudge
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM